Chapter 3: Chapter Three: The What Knight???
Walking through the forest, Noah and Amelia kept close to eachother. It was getting dark and the once lively forest, flourishing alive with critters and many other organisms, was now digressing. Now, instead of singing birds, whoing owls. Now, instead of a bright sun, a full moon. Now, instead of any of those peaceful creatures running around, wolves and many other predators came out.
"Is saving this princess so important?"
"Tch, Amelia! Do you not realize she's our princess!"
"Yeah! But like....won't others also just save her?"
"But we'll get paid TONS! Like, so fucking much, we can be rich adventurers; get new gear, better housing, maids and butlers, even a beast!"
"But it's scary."
"C'mon," Noah pulled Amelia in closer, "If I save her too, she may pleasure my fiddle too."
"Oh my god," Amelia's face worn shame for Noah.
"Am I a bad person to be motivated by sex!?"
"YES YOU ARE!"
Noah and Amelia unsheathed there swords. Looking for the source of the mysterious voice, they kept their gaurd up for any incoming attack.
"WORRY NOT! I COME IN PEACE," A man in a full suit of armor emerged from behind shrubby. With a yellow gryffindor on a blue patch of clothe, plus a blue plum on top of his helm, Amelia and Noah knew he was a royal knight.
"You're a royal knight?" Amelia sheathed her sword.
"Alas, it is a dream of mine yet to be reached. SO! For now. I accept quest and try to do good ."
"What's your name? So I can see your info?" Amelia, being kind, approached the man.
"Well of course, m'lady. I'm The Cumming Knight!"
"Coming to?"
"Cumming on," he smirked.
Looking at Noah then back at Sir Cumming, Amelia sighed, "You're not serious," pulling out the adventurers handbook, Amelia looked for Sir Cumming, but she had came up with nothing. "Nothing," she shrugged.
"WHAT?! BUT HOW?!!? I'VE DONE SO MANY GOOD DEEDS!!!"
Noah and Amelia looked at one another.
"Wait," Noah sheathed his sword, "Did you ever register to become an adventurer?"
The man was silent.
"You ignorant fool."
"HOW WAS I SUPPOSE TO KNOW!?"
"Everyone knows."
The man fell to his knees. Ripping the patch off his chest, he crushed it in his hand. Crying, it sounded awful since he still keep his helm on. Using his free hand, he dug a little hole and put the patch in it, "I'M AN ABSOLUTE FAILURE!!!" He began to scream in a pathetic manner.
"This is sad," Amelia felt bad.
Noah, placing his hand on her shoulder, grabbed her attention, "Agreed." Looking at the faint red lights coming from the darkened area he spoke, "So we should leave him."
"WE CAN'T DO THAT!"
Noah sighed, "I'm not even going to argue." Walking over to the man, he reached out his arm, "Come on."
Calming himself, he took Noah's arm, "I'm.....sorry. I don't know what came over me. It was silly of me to fret over something of my own problem." Taking Noah's hand, he was hoisted up, "Let us cum, together!"
Noah's eyes narrowed as he glanced at Sir Cummings, "Nope, silence. None of that."
Jumping out the bushes, a group of goblins surrounded the three. All armed with human weapons and armor, they slowly closed in. Emerging from behind a tree, a large ogre was with them, "I am this troops leader," smashing his foot into the earth, the ground broke under his weight and flung up, "If you were smart, I'd bac' down. Punny humans," He snarled.
"This ought a be eas-"
"Stand aside," Sir Cumming took point.
"What's the deal man!" Noah was yelling down at the knight, "You can't just take my thing!"
Amelia grabbed Noah by his ear and began to drag him, "Just let him."
"But! You know that's my thing! The ladies got to fall in love with me!"
"Noah!"
"Yes ma'am," he piped down.
Back to Sir Cummings, he got into his fighting stance. Holding his left arm up at the ogre. On his left arm was a small shield made of steel. In his other hand, he held a small sword. Double edged, it looked like something that would be given to an archer. "Cum forth! You may try and stop me! BUT I WILL TAKE YOU ALL ON!"
Noah glanced at Amelia, "Did she make another sex joke?"
Charging at the ogre boss, he went to swing his club at Sir Cummings. Stopping right before impact, he blocked the attack and repelled it, "GRANT ME DIVINE POWER! EARTH MAGIC, INFINITE SHIELD." At once, an aura emitted off his body. Going right back to charge at the ogre, arrows were shot at him. Being broken by the shield on Sir Cummings, he got up to the ogres face.
"WHY YOU!" He swung his hand at him.
With his blade, he cut up the ogres hand, slid between his legs, and then he plunged his sword deep into his heart. With the ogre's body collapsing into the ground, Sir Cummings stepped on his body, ripped out his swords, and looked at the other goblins, "Run."
In fear, the goblins made a mad dash for it.
"Wow. That was an impressive display of skill," Noah was shocked.
Slapping Noah's back, Amelia smirked, "And I think that when you should join us once we sign you up."
"Say what."
"Oh really!" Sir Cummings came over to Amelia, "This knight will be ready to cum!"
"No."
Amelia laughed, "We still got a princess to save before we can sign you up."
Getting fired up, Sir Cummings hollered, "I'M FIRED UP!!!" Turning around, he ran up and picked up both Noah and Amelia. Speeding through in between the trees, he spotted a campfire and a group of goblins and ogres. "GET READY TO BE OBLITERATED! URA!" Tossing both Noah and Amelia at the crowd, the repositioned themselves midair.
While Amelia was still airborne, she was chanting a spell to give Noah an edge against the group. "THE PRINCESS!"
Looking at a cage beyond the immediate group, Sir Cumming leapt over them with such height, "HERE I CUM!"
"I feel lighter," drawing his sword, Noah ran through the crowd. Cutting the goblins heads off and ogres, he reduced the horde to mere corpses, "Excellent!"
Rolling infront of the cage, Sir Cummings wasted no time to crush the locks and pull the princess out, "You're safe now, your highness."
With the aftermath over, the few gathered. Noah looked at the princess clinging onto Sir Cummings. "What's going on here."
Sir Cummings took off his helmet, "Now that you helped me save my wife-"
"Shut up!"
Sir Cummings raised a brow in confusion, "Don't you wanna hear about my backstory more? To try and understand me more? I thought you would be curious."
Noah sighed, "You better be at the guild early tomorrow, or we'll leave you." Grabbing Amelia's hand, they left.
"Didn't you want to have the deed with her?"
Noah laughed sarcastically at her, "Haha! Noah can't screw someones wife! I have standards."
Amelia giggled. She still had a chance.
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