please reset the booktitle The_Great_Cookies 20231218092329 53
Author: The_Great_Cookies© WebNovel
Chapter 1: Not Going Up?!
(JOSH'S POV)
I sat up slowly while clutching my head and digging my nails. God I had killer headache and not to mention I have a sudden urge to throw up all the contents of my stomach. I felt someone shift under the sheets making me turn my attention to some blonde bitch laying naked beside me. The girl rolled to face me.
"Morning babe." the bitch purred using her what I assume was her 'seductive voice' while clinging unto my neck leaving traces of her kisses there.
"Morning."I groaned. Who was this bitch again? Hayley? Chloe? Wait was it Jennifer? or Anna? nah maybe its Kim? Uggghh God I forgot! Never mind.
"Care for another round?" the bitch asked while staring at me beneath her eyelashes making me smirk.
"Sure Kitty." I said using my husky voice as I reached to grab her neck and smashed my lips on her cherry colored ones. She opened her mouth giving me full access to enter it using my tongue making her let out an annoyingly high-pitched moan as she rubbed herself against me in an attempt to excite me and my dick and it was supposed to be working; keyword people 'supposed' because it wasn't. I feel nothing at all. Not even a tad bit of desire to fuck this bitch senseless. It wasn't feeling it and this is sure weird since my dick often respond to any person with a vagina.
"What the hell?!" the bitch screeched making me wince.
Gah! My freaking ears!
"What's the problem kitty?" I asked as I rubbed circles around her back in an attempt to relax her.
"What's the problem?! The problem is that your dick isn't responding! Asshole!" the blonde bitch screeched once again as she gave me a stingingly painful slap in the face. The bitch stood up and pulled out her dress which was thrown on the other side of the room. She gave me one menacing glare before going out as she banged the door close. Banged. See what I did there? Anyway that's a shocker. I wonder why my dick didn't go up? It must be tired since me and that bitch did it all night long. I stood up and lead myself to the bathroom for a nice shower. I walked down the stairs and I caught the smell of my moms wonderful cooking.
"Good Morning sweetie." My mom greeted in her usual motherly tone.
"Morning Mom." I said as I ran up and kiss her forehead. "I won't be eating breakfast cuz I'm already running late."
"I saw a girl run down and it seemed like she was crying. Is everything alright?"
"No worries mom. Everything's fine." I said as I ran up towards the door. Mom followed me to the door, watching me as I pulled my shoes on. She seemed anxious to tell me something.
"Mom if you want to say something just come out and say it."
"Nothing just be safe …. " she trailed off. I clearly know what she's anxious about.
I heaved a sigh "Mom don't worry I'll be driving safely. I wouldn't get into an accident I promise ." I held my right hand as if saying an oath.
"Just. Please be safe." she said as she reached and squeezed me in a tight embrace.
"Yeah sure. Bye mom. Love you!" I released myself from her embrace and left. I opened my car door and I went in . I pulled out of my driveway and drove off to school. My phone rang and I picked it up not bothering to see who was calling.
"Hey this is the gift of the Gods the very handsome Josh Jacobs a.k.a 'Sex God' The person who fucks anyone with tits and vagina." I greeted.
"Dude I have one thing to say. Gross." the voice from the other side of the phone said in disgust.
"Nah your just jealous."
"Shut it." Shane hissed.
" Well someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed. Did Bethany dump you or something?" I said just to piss him off.
"Don't go there Josh." his tone was dead serious which meant he wasn't kidding around.
I heaved out a sigh "Jesus live sometimes. Anyway why did you call? "
" Just wanna inform you that there would be a party tonight at Bethany's." My ears perked up.
"Party? Sweet!" I cheered.
"Your enjoying this too much."
"Why of course. Party means beer. Beer means going drunk. Going drunk means sex. And sex means ...." Okay wait I ran out of words.
"Whatever you want to say just keep it to yourself cuz I'll bet my car that its something perverted."
"Oh how rude!" I said in a girly high pitched voice which earned me an 'eww' from him then I heard a series of beeps.
That dick hung up on me. How rude.
By the time I reached school it was already lunch time.
I walked inside the canteen and I immediately spotted my friends. I saw Shane waved at me and I waved at them back. I walked towards our table and we did the usual bro shake.
"Josh you were late this morning." Bethany Shane's girlfriend said. I laid her once then I cut all ties with her. Guess Shane picked up my trash.
"Yeah the blonde bitch I laid last night kept me busy." I said with a proud grin.
"Dude seriously you bang every person with tits and vagina." Shane stated.
"Yep." I said while popping out the 'p'
"Soon your dick would face karma." Bethany said as she stared at me with disgust.
"Your just jealous because until now Shane wouldn't bang you willingly." I teased making her blush as everyone burst into laughter…well except that Shane was giving a death glare.
"Dude your toy is here." Dennis.One of my friends said as he motioned to the person walking out the canteen. My mouth cracked into a grin.
"Seriously leave her alone." Bethany threatened but I just shrugged her off as I walked to follow the person with a pair of green eyes that was covered with extremely thick lenses.
I wandered the hallways. Girls sent flirty winks and I winked at them back. I searched my eyes when I finally met the familiar green ones that I was searching for.
"Hey Alex." I called out. I saw her let out a deep breath before turning around to face me.
"Here's your assignment Jacobs. " she handed me some papers but she wasn't meeting my gaze.
"Thanks." I said as I give her a playful pat in the head " Good nerdy."
Alex spun her sneakers as she hurriedly went away as if she was scared to be with me even for a second.
"Nice slave you got there." a familiar high pitched voice said.
"She's not my slave. She's my dog." I snickered as I turned to face Candice. She was wearing her signature dress which was too small for her that it seemed like her boobs are gonna pop out any minute and not gonna lie I was enjoying the view. What? I'm a guy with wild hormones sue me. She is the Queen bitch of the school and rumor has it that she is planning on fucking everyone in our school. She tried seducing Troy but we all know he's gay…. so he was a bit too impossible for her so she tried Shane but that douche has a girlfriend and he's loyal as fuck so we all know how that turned out. And there was me. I of course being the generous person I am; fucked her sensibly and after that she kept on coming back for more but sadly I don't do people twice. It's one of my rules ; Never fuck a girl twice.
"Care for a mind blowing fuck?" she purred while running down her hand in my chest. I admit I enjoyed fucking her but there Is just no way I'll be fucking her twice cuz I'm pretty sure she would be all clingy.
"Nah I'll pass, but a make out session might do." I wiggled my eyebrows suggestively.
"I'll take my chances." she grinned as she crashed her lips with mine. She was kissing me roughly and I kissed her back with same amount of roughness. Our tongue clashed as she rubbed herself against me in an attempt to excite me but just like this morning nothing happened. This is all ver strange.
Candice pulled away from our kiss with a frown on her face. "What's wrong? It's like you aren't feeling it." I grabbed her neck and kissed her once again I groped her breast , her ass, but still nothing happened. My dick wasn't responding. I felt nothing. No this is impossible! I pulled away from our kiss.
"Ill just go to the bathroom." I excused myself leaving Candice all wet.
"Jerk!" Candice hissed.
No good! I watched porn and I went to the bar to pick up some random chick but no such luck. My dick seemed like it aint going up any time soon. I thought I changed teams and I swung that way so I watched gay porn but it made me puke so that was highly unlikely.
Thank God.
Which means there's one possible reason left...…
DID I GO IMPOTENT?!
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