Chapter 1: chapter 1
My name is ... Well, I cannot remember it anymore. One day I was going to college when suddenly I heard a deafening explosion. It looked like a nuke had gone off, creating a mushroom cloud before the fire consumed me.
Then I found myself in a white expanse. "is this afterlife? Looks boring." I said.
"no it's not afterlife, this is my realm" a voice replied behind me.
Turning around I saw, a man who was without a doubt God. "I knew it! No body believed me but I was right, Morgan Freeman is God!", I exclaimed before continuing "so, where will I go? Heaven or hell? ". God smiled before replying "neither son, you see your death was accidentally caused by me, when I farted. So as an apology I will grant you a wish. I will even resurrect you, if you wish. "
"dying from god's fart, what a way to go." I deadpanned. I had the perfect wish in my mind. I said in a firm voice" I wish that you send me to highschool dxd world as Issei's elder brother at the start of the plot with the a reality altering power based on memes."
"OK, granted, next!" with that I disappeared from god's realm, while god continued granting the wishes of his fart victims.
When I regained consciousness, I found myself in an unfamiliar room. Then a bunch of knowledge appeared in my head about the life of one shaggy hyodou like watching a movie. I was the long lost child of hyodou couple, who had reunited with them a last month. Due to my good grades I was allowed to transfer schools to kuoh academy and would join Issei as a second year.
"good, this background allows me to act however I want without any questions being asked. Let the memes begin"
"shaggy! Hurry up and get ready for school or you will be late" I heard my mothers voice calling me. I soon got ready and sat with Issei and my parents at the dining table. "son, you are the only hope of us ever getting grand children. Issei is totally useless, being a blatant pervert. You are going to kuoh academy, make sure to who some girl" mother said making me speechless.
After breakfast I left for school along with Issei guiding the was. "so bro, don't you like oppai? I know the perfect spot where we can see peek onoppai." Issei asked as we reached the school gate.
I looked at Issei in disdain before replying " humpt!, I have no need for peeking on girls, watch and learn, noob".
I took out an axe deodorant and sprayed it over myself. I walked to a girl with glasses and short Bob haircut. She looked towards me and said" hello, I am Sona shitori, the student council president, you are shaggy hyodou right? Here's your schedule and please report in the council room before returning home toda-". I interrupted her "hey baby, before you continue, why don't you give me a kiss." Sona blushed and said" sure thing handsome" as she leaned towards me and gave me a peck on the lips.
All the students present were dumbfounded at the sudden turn of events, as they all stared towards us. Sona got embarrassed and hurried to the student council room. I turned to Issei and gave him an arrogant smirk.
Later that day Issei stole the deodorant and tried the same thing on Murayama. Of course, he was beaten up.
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