Chapter 6: Blast From The... Future?
A Mr. McHenry had contacted Kim on her website. Mentioning he and his client were in grave peril and in assistance of saving from deadly lasers. If I remember correctly, he did all that on his cellphone via his toes... Dude is talented. Mad respect for the toe skills.
So I hopped back on my bike, making sure lil Rufus was comfy in my cargo pants pockets. I made a smart choice in buying suspenders to make sure these pants never fall. And since I wear them under my jersey, no one ever notices. I just know someone would make a hillbilly joke.
I biked like I never biked before. Pedal to the metal. Thanks to all the workouts and training with the twins, which has helped tremendously, I was able to get to the school in time to see Kim's tryouts and not be winded out!
Another thing with her hanging with Bonnie and Tara lately, they convinced her to try out for the cheerleading team so she can have an easier time transitioning over to the squad in high school. Apparently cheerleading is a majorly big deal and only the best get in... Or something of that sort.
But anyways, back to Kim. No one noticed me when I had entered the gym, so I placed myself behind Bonnie and Tara to watch Kim. And wow, man, just wow. I had to hold myself up on Bonnie's shoulder. Kim was a literal fairy. And I don't mean being cute and such, but more like she glided in her movements. Ever transition, every pivot, when she kicked off her toes like a ballerina, and for crying out loud, she flipped up and off the bleachers. Which I'm sure was not needed but looked awesome none the less!
Bonnie, Tara, and huh, I don't know this girls' name. I'm sure she's in the cheer squad in high school, I just never remembered those characters in the show. But anyways, all four of us were clapping for Kim. Bonnie was rolling her arm a little, I think my hand being there was bothering her. But before I thought to do that..
Kim: "Ron? When did you get here. I thought you went home to admin the website."
I had felt Bonnie's arm get goosies. So I removed my hand from the top arm / shoulder I was still relaxing on. Shame, I guess we really are getting distant. So inner turmoil pushed to the side.
Me: "Well yeah, but I did say I would be here to watch. I missed Bonnie and Tara's tryouts because I was sick, I didn't want to miss yours too. So I asked myself what's better than being with them and getting to watch you show us those bon diggity moves."
Kim: "Thanks Ron. So no go on the website huh?"
Me: "Oh, no, there is a major problem."
Kim: "Let me guess, last minute call to babysit again?"
Me: "Umm, no, more like a rich dude by the name Paisley is trapped in a room full of dangerous lasers and needs you to save him."
Kim: "What! Then let's get going! Oh! Sorry girls, I don't mean to ditch but we have to go."
Bonnie: "Kim! Remember what we talked about. Got it?"
Huh? What talk? Why did you nod back, K.P? Just what has been happening lately? I am so lost.
Either way, Kim was taking off and she didn't have the directions yet!
But first, I gave Bonnie and Tara a big hug. Even if we are becoming distant, they were still childhood friends.
Me: "Thanks Bonnie. Tara. You two are awesome. Gotta go! K.P doesn't know where we are heading and I have to catch up."
Off I went, after the red headed heroine of my life. Funny enough, if I was at least a bit more observant, I would have noticed Tara winking and making kissing faces at Bonnie when I held onto Bonnie's shoulder.
I never would have known that Bonnie was biting her bottom lip and was ecstatic the entire time I had my hand on her. And that she was gloating towards Kim in her own way.
But that I even missed the heart shaped irises after the hug, and that Tara had to pick up Bonnie off the floor after I ran off really does show I am a bit of a... dum dum. Oh well, I'll find out in due time.
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. Mr. Paisley's place
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I did catch up to Kim as she waited at my bike. Turns out she didn't run off after all. So she held onto me from the back while I took off. Thank goodness I have a decent memory and already memorized the route there.
And holy moly are the gates huge. Why do rich people need ginormous gates to enter through?
Kim: "So how are we going to get in there?"
Me: "The way I see it. We have two options. The easy way or the cool way."
Kim: "What's the cool way?"
Me: "Cool way it is. You rock, K.P. Rufus! Wake up little guy! Kim, say hi to my newest friend and pet, Rufus!"
Kim: "Ron... You know I care about you right?"
Aww, thanks Kim.
Kim: "But just what the hell is that."
Hey!
Me: "He's awesome, is what he is. Hey Rufus bud. Wake up a little bit. We need to show a hot girl how awesome you are."
Did I, not so subtly, compliment her? You dang right. Gotta lay the foundations for at least some hopeful relationship. Or just boost her confidence. Honestly, as long as she is in my life as a friend or more doesn't matter. Long as she is in it. I feel that way about all the ladies. Being alone sucks.
I guess I'm more like the original Ron sometimes than I think.
So anyways. Rufus was awesome like he should be (I would know, he helped me fix my dad's old computer) by getting in the large steel lock and tearing out the components so it would break.
Me: "Well done little man. Okay, you go back to sleep little man. Uhh, you okay K.P?"
Kim: "Yep. Never better."
Me: "Okie Dokie Smokie. Well gates open."
We got a move on. Kim was on the lead and I was appreciating cheerleader outfits.... oh my god no. It's puberty! Damn it, that explains all the need to be touchy feely! No wonder Bonnie was pushing my arm, I was being a creep! Dang it, I'll apologize to them after this is all over.
Once in the house, we only had to travel ALL OVER the house! Never once was it mentioned where to find the high tech security vault! Good thing is we found it and not a moment too soon. I pointed out the remote to Kim and she took off into the laser hell.
Really, it is moments like this that I get to see how awesome Kim can be and will become. Hopefully I can be useful as I get older. I am not entirely relying on getting the MMP; with how much has changed, who knows what will happen.
Once Kim hits the button and turns off the laser security, I was able to head in and do my usual praising of Kim. Kim Possible, she can do anything! Which is the actual slogan on the website. So hey.
Kim: "Is that a flamingoat! It's so rare to see one! They only produced ten at all! My life is now almost complete."
Dr. Drakken: "Then I hope you forgive me for ending it prematurely."
Ah damn, I forgot about this part... And holy giant gorilla! What in the sweet bejeebus was someone smoking when they made that thing!
I had grabbed Kim and ducked her under the stone sword. That was close!
Monkey Fist: "Kim Possible. Meet the Stone Statue of Setsuna. Or should I say, your demise! Ahha hahah haha."
Me: "So K.P, wanna clue me in why a monkey man is after you?"
Kim: "No idea. Duck!"
Whew! Almost got cut in half.. Oof... I was sent towards the wall by a stone fist. I think that may have broken something. Like my pride. Or dignity.
K.P: "Ron! Grr. No one hurts my Ron!"
Your Ron? Quite the possessive comment to say. Well, we are best buds. So all good. Kim was dodging all the strikes from the giant stone gorilla when a portal opened up and out popped a hot mama jama adult Kim. Oh my my my. Papa is looking forward to the future with a woman who fights in skin tight clothing. It might as well have been painted on.
I was looking for the remote to restart the lasers since meaty flesh can't exactly tear down stone... easily... when another portal popped up. And. It was me?
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