"..fuck." he thought. "Why didn't that bastard sto-... wait. How the fuck am I thinking?"
"I can't feel my limbs. Am I dead? Am I going to get reincarnated, like in those novels??
As he was thinking about his situation, he heard a sound. A zipper. He then saw a light, and.. A bowl. He was heading towards the bowl.
"..that's definitely a toilet, and those are legs? Hairy as fuck, too. What's going on here? Was I reborn as big foot's penis? Big foot wouldn't be using a toilet though."
He thought, as he felt something hot run through his "body".
"no. no no no no no. This can't be happening. This is hell, it must be. Is it because of all those slurs I hurled while playing COD? What kind of joke is this?"
The hairy man sat up, flushed the toilet and left.
"He didn't even shit. What kind of man pisses while sitting down? I'd call him a pussy but I'm his dick. And he didn't wash his hands either, the sick fuck! I wasn't the most hygienic in my past life so I can't really say much, but still."
He thought, as he heard a distant alarm ring, possibly from the man's bedroom.
"ah fuck, I'll be late for my first day." the man said.
"Hmm. I guess there's enough time."
He sat on his bed and pulled his pants down.
"Hearing his voice, he sounds about my age. Is he going to change his clothes? Why is he opening his laptop?"
"..wait no, he's opening.. IS THAT RULE34?!" Victor had been on the Internet long enough to know where this is going.
"whatever, can't judge him if I did it too. I just don't know if I can handle him rubbing me out to some weird shit." he thought, as he saw the man typing on the search bar.
[Lo...]
[Lol...]
[Loli...]
"..wait a minute."
[Loli infl..]
"..stop. no."
[Loli inflation BDS..]
"YOU SICK BASTARD!"
Victor screamed, startled by the fact that he could speak.
The man turned his head towards the door so fast, he almost broke his neck.
Victor, now aware of the fact that he could communicate, spoke again.
"down here you putrid bastard."
The man stared at his erect penis with suspicion for a moment, then he kept looking around his room, refusing to believe his penis had just spoke to him.
"don't ignore me you dickhead."
Victor said, ignoring the irony of his words.
"what the fuck?" the man said, his eyes red, almost falling out of their sockets. He ran faster than he ever had in his life, to the kitchen. He opened a drawer and pulled out a knife.
"..!!!"
"what the fuck are you!?" The 16yr old looking boy, who was on the verge of tears, aimed a knife at his erect penis. If anyone saw this scene, they would surely laugh.
"Put the knife down asshole, I'm your dick."
"NO SHIT! WHY ARE YOU TALKING!" the boy said.
"man, I don't know. why do you watch loli inflation bdsm?"
The boy's face became red, but not in a cute way. He has a horrible expression on his face.
"..I can't deal with this. Fuck. I'm going to school."
He put the knife down, rushed to his room, put his pants on and biked to school.
"pussy." Victor silently said, as he went limp.