Chapter 439: Now That We're Married...
Linda decided to tie the knot with her long time boyfriend, Roy.
One evening, after the honeymoon, Linda was was organizing
her law books. Her husband was standing nearby watching her.
After a long period of silence he finally speaks: "Linda, I've been
thinking, now that we're married maybe it's time you quit
lawyering. You spend so much time in the courtroom. You could
probably get a good price for your books."
Linda gets this horrified look on her face.
Roy says, "Darling, what's wrong?"
"For a minute there you were beginning to sound like my ex-husband."
"Ex-husband!" he shouts, chagrined. "I didn't know you were married before!!"
"I wasn't."
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