Chapter 11: 11]Yo I'm hungry
"Yo, I'm hungry make some food Satoru," Yoruichi said shamelessly.
"You! Sigh whatever" Satoru gave up.
"You know you will become a good housewife," Yoruichi said nodding
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"Why don't you go ahead and say I have good child-bearing hips as well?!" Satoru said with sarcasm.
"Go get a Job first" Satoru continued, yawning.
'What the fuck is their relation even supposed to be?' Kisuke thought amazed at the conversation of the two.
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NEXT DAY.
"Yo Ishida how you am doing, WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO YOUR EYES!!!" Satoru said staring at Ishida…. or rather he is Uryu but that feels weird.
"What are you talking about Satoru my eyes are normal as ever," Ishida said confused.
"No, they are way more...open, at first they were half-closed and looked like you were glaring at everyone and now you look…innocent," Satoru said. A little disgusted.
"Who do you look so disgusted!" Ishida said with a popped vein.
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Meanwhile,
The 2 soul reapers and the 2 Fullbringer were looking at the conversation silently, the silence was broken when Mizuhiro said, "I thought Ishida was a Robot"
This caused everyone to look at him with a 'what the fuck expression', "I thought the same" Tatsuki shamelessly proclaimed.
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"But did something happen between the two of them Suddenly Satoru got up and started to talk with Ishida...wait is the cause of Ishida's broken arm Satoru?" Chizuru asked.
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"Maybe they fell in love with the same girl and had to duke it out like men, and that is why Ishida's arm is broken," Orihime said her crazy story.
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"That is impossible a person like Satoru won't do something like that" Chizuru said.
"Now that I think about it I saw Ishida and Satoru at the Park; Ishida was on his knees and Satoru had a Hand on his shoulder…. there was also a man wearing clogs and beautiful women there as well.....HOLY CRAP" Keigo said.
"HOLY CRAP!" Everyone said surprised even Ishida and Satoru.
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'Holy shit...Orihime what the hell did you just do' Ichigo thought looking at Orihime who was panicking because of the Misunderstanding caused by her story.
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Hours passed and plot thickened.
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And Rukia got her wake-up call, she knew that She was a Shinigami Not a human, she couldn't stay here or she will get attached to the people here, They will slowly die even the person that she comes to like (Not romantically) will die in time,
After all they are all humans and couldn't live long like her.
She knew that the world She and her friends lived in was different so she decided to distance her from them and go back to soul Society.
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"Rukia Kuchiki, I finally found you"???
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'Damn it!
To think I would get a stalker in the Human realm (Is it called the Human realm? Idk) anyway, no one is watching so I can use a Shakkaho on him right?' Right?' Rukia questioned in her head.
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"Oi you thought of something incredibly rude, didn't you? Rukia"???
"Renji, why are you here...… to think that my childhood friend was my stalker tch"
"Huh? No wait--"
"I can use a Shakkaho on him right?"
"SHUT UP ALREADY"
"S-sorry" Rukia stuttered.
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"Anyway" Rukia said.
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"R-Renji! W-what are you doing here?" Rukia stuttered
"Oh, ok so we pretending that you didn't see me? Ahem
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Why I am here doesn't matter, what does matter is why YOU are STILL here? And to top it all off You're in a Gigai…so the rumor of you giving your power to a human was true" Renji said inspecting her body.
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Rukia suddenly leaped behind dodging a sword strike, "Even if I am in a Gigai it doesn't mean that I lost my powers nor have I given it to a human, also who was the idiot who spread that rumor I haven't been in contact with even a single Shinigami" Rukia said.
"No, it was a human because...… you won't be looking so human" Renji said.
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"A-are you stupid? Shinigami look like Humans what kind of people have you've to hang around Renji" Rukia said ridiculing Renji.
"Well whatever, tell me where the Human who stole your power is? I will go and kill him myself, then you'll get you powers back" Renji said with a popped vein.
'How was he selected for the Advanced classes in the Academy?' Rukia silently thought at what Renji said.
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"Being accepted by one of the Noble clans, You looking so Human can't be a good thing, right? Captain Kuchiki" Renji said.
"Oni-Cha--- Oni-sama!" Rukia stuttered.
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Rukia clicked her tongue and took a few steps back dodging another one of Renji's strikes but a cut appeared on her cheek, "The Higher-ups are being generous by letting us kill you and the Human…. now tell us where the Human is" Renji said.
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Suddenly an Arrow made of Reiryoku went past Renji, "Seeing a girl getting attacked by 2 men with weapons...it definitely can't be a good thing…. right? Ichigo" Ishida said as clouds covering the moon vanished revealing Ichigo a few steps behind Byakuya.
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NAME: [Mikami Satoru]
RACE: [Fullbringer] [Quincy]
TITLE: [Reincarnate] [Student] [Quincy] [Fullbringer] [Degenerate] [Housewife]
PROTECTION: [?????]
UNIQUE SKILL: [Great Sage] [Predator] [Degenerate]
INTRINSIC SKILL: [Reishi Control] [Blut Heart] [Shadow Manipulation] [Ransōtengai] [Eyes Of Foresight] [Ultra Speed Regeneration] [Shapeshift]
EXTRA SKILL: [Inorganic Soul Manipulation] [High-Speed Movement] [Hyper sense] [Spatial Travel] [Negative Touch] [Infinite Threads] [Memory Manipulation] [Telepathy] [Reishi Jamming] [Multilayer Barrier] [Multilayer Barrier]
RESISTANCE: [Poison] [Negative Status] [Temperature Fluctuation]
EQUIPMENT: [Seele Schneider] [Sanrei Glove] [Big PP]
[AN- I'll upload a extra chapter at 1500 Powerstones]
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