The Jock's Blackmail

Unknown Number:
Well you gotta give me something! Hell, anything! You can't
just dangle this in front of me for the rest of my life!

Me:
I wasn't planning on it...

Unknown Number:
Blackmail is a crime, you know!

Me:
I'M NOT BLACKMAILING YOU!

Unknown Number:
WHERE'S YOUR SENSE OF ADVENTURE! YOU GET AN
OPPORTUNITY LIKE THIS AND YOU SEIZE IT!! JEEZE!! AND
HERE I WAS HOPING YOU'D DO SOMETHING!!

Me:
...you want me to...blackmail you??