Chapter 89: Or Shall We Dance to the Madness In Our Minds?
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It had already been a week since Frank had reincarnated into the new world, and he is still struggling along due to the constant watching his mother and grandparents.
Frank had been trying to really get tan idea as to who his parents might be and how they're connected to the world right now. {I swear to God, if my family is in some sort of fucking mafia or some shit then I'm gonn-}
His thoughts were interrupted by a squeal that he heard nearby. {Okay what the fuck is going o-} he thought to himself until he noticed that there was. dog in the room.
It was tiny and it had very beady eyes. And it was snarling at him. {. . . . A FUCKING CHIHUAHUA? COULDN'T YOU HAVE CHOSEN SOMETHING LIKE A BORDER COLLIE OR AT LEAST A DAMNED RETRIEVER?!} he complained in his mind as he tried to crawl away from the dog, yes he didn't have a cradle, no, he wasn't safe.
Despite him having powers right now, it would be best for his parents to not see anything, or his grandparents, because they might get the wrong idea and start grooming him into some sort of heir for something.
And so, he must handle a skinny, seemingly rabid, violence choosing rat, by smacking at it and using the holy power that is the [Joestar Family Technique: Running the Fuck Away].
{NIGERUNDAYO! I'M FAST AS FUCK BOI!} he screamed in his mind as he thought of crying so that his grandparents would come, but ultimately, they came and saw what was going on.
His grandmother, which he learned was named Maria De Santa, soon saw her grandbaby trying to crawl away from the dog that chooses violence everyday it wakes up.
(Oh my sweet baby! I'm so sorry for leaving you with that hateful hateful HATEFUL little demon!) Frank's grandmother said as he was smothered by her in a shower of hugs and kisses.
{Oh boy, this is gonna be a common thing isn't it?} he thought as his grandfather then walked up, and strangely enough, his name was Frank Ricci. It was a common name back in his first world, but here, it seems to have some sort of connection.
Connection to what you ask? Honestly speaking, no fucking idea, but from what Frank could gather, is that these connections made the family fuck-all rich.
His parents were no stranger to power and wealth, as it seems that his father, who was Japanese, was also somewhere in the middle-class. His mother however, she, was something else.
She was always wearing something that screams designer clothes.
He was still trying to understand the many things that were occurring when suddenly the door burst open again and he was greeted by the sight of his mother wearing something normal for once.
{Okay? This is getting interesting.} he thought as he saw his mom start to speak to his grandparents in Italian. He didn't want to listen in because his focus was still on the rabid cunt that was chasing him down.
{Ey yo mutt! I'mma beatcho ass one day you hear me?!} he thought as the dog continued to froth and snarl at him. Almost all of the family was here when suddenly, his father care in wearing what seems to be some normal clothes as well, albeit they were relatively fancy.
(How's my little honey doi-) his words were cut when his mother punched the man straight in the gut. She started to curse at him while Frank was just looking on in all of the things happening at the moment.
{Well, this is getting interesting, wonder why mom busted dad's gut?} he thought as he continued seeing his mother curse at him as he was in a dogeza position. {Oh, my dad's whipped, well pops, F in the chat for you.} he prayed for the safety of his father as he thought to do something about this.
Sure he could just pass this along as nothing but come on! Wouldn't you like something to happen aside from this drama?
And so, he readied up his lungs and went to town. (Dada!) he said as he cringed internally from that. {God! How thick is the skin of these harem protagonists that they're capable of saying shit like this?}
His family looked up and looked straight at him and heard his words. {Oh wait, I'm only a few weeks old. Well I guess they'll just chalk it up as strong genes I guess.} his guess was right as his father smiled at his son and ran to him, but not before getting tripped by the nother as she hugged her baby up.
(Oh sweetie! You've said your first word!) she exclaimed as she also showered him with kisses and hugs. {Someone please end this pain.}
Frank and his father both thought as his mother and grandparents both started to spoil him. (Clara! Did he just speak?!) his grandfather said as Frank took that name to memory as it was his mother's name.
Whoever the Ricci family was, they were in for something very cool. Cool enough for Frank to go and decide to stay with them for a while.
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/Skip for another week/
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/MC POV/
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It has been like a week after my parents fought again, and from what I've gathered from them, my dad's a bit of a playboy. Yeah, my old man, the guy who married my mom, had a couple girlfriends before he met my mom.
Now here's the question, Frank why are you saying this to us? I'm saying this since it appears that I've got a sibling, well, a half one, it doesn't really matter alright!
The thing that matters however, is that I've noticed that my dear sibling, seems to be wary of me, yeah, I don't think that's good at all. I'm still a fucking baby alright! No need to go and be suspicious of me just because I'm a kid!
And here's the kicker, my sibling has a weird hairstyle. And to be completely honest with you guys, I don't really like it, I really don't, not because it's terrible, but because IT'S THE FUCKING HENTAI HAIRSTYLE!
I don't know the timeline of anything right now, and I'm very sure that my dear sibling is most probably a reincarnator like me, except hes got a couple more years under his belt.
He even muttered to himself one time that he would fuck the girls in A-1. Yeah, he's gotta go. He really has to go since I'm gonna be playing around in this world, and truth be told, I don't like to share my toys.
So I do the only thing that seems like the right choice, I kept on crying in everyone's arms aside form my brother's. Yeah, now I can find out what kind of power he has.
{System? Can you scan him for what powers he may have?} I thought as I considered even using my own and killing him off with a repeating command block.
Wait a minute, didn't the system say that there weren't any problems?! Or any unwanted individuals?! Why the fuck is there a guy here talking about turning Mineta into a girl and fucking him?!
[Forgive me Host, there was an inconsistency with the scanning, we may or may not have accidentally mixed ourselves into another alternate universe that is currently in use by other entities.]
OH MY FUCKING GOD! WHY?! WHHHHYYY?!?!?! Why would you, you fucking author, decide to bring a cunt like this disgusting little shit like him into this world?!
(A/N: Well, *clear throat* you see, I umm, wanted something to challenge you. You know, someone who goes against all that you stand for.)
I'm sorry but what?! I'm a villainous motherfucker! Why would you ever think that this would be a good idea? I would just kill him instantly!
(A/N: . . . . Actually, the moe I think about it, I guess I could just delete him out of existe-)
Please do, before I decide to go and break the four-hundredth wall you absolute donkey.
(A/N: Sheesh okay man! Calm your tits down already!)
I sighed as I felt something go cold, so I looked to where my "sibling" was and all I saw was some dust on the floor. {So what exactly did you do to him?} I thought as my dear dear torturer, the author of course, had continued to explain to me.
(A/N: So I may have completely wiped his soul out, don't sorry I'll be fine since I have the authority from the Big Man to do so, so consider me your second golden finger, asshole🖕.)
Well, that's nice to know that you aren't the Big Man in the first place, for a second there I was completely worried that you were and that you only wrote about me because you wanted to be entertained.
(A/N: Well I do write about you to entertain myself, but only mainly for the people reading.)
Oh, well then, back to the story I guess. I then notice that I was back in the same mine where my parents were fighting and then I continued on listening to what they said, hoping to hear some variations from the original timeline.
(Why would you give my baby's hand in marriage to your friend's daughter! What were you thinking you littl-) she continued as I, for once in a long time, was actually stunned, what level of stupidity is my father's brain running at?
Sub 5 fucking frames per second?! Why would he make a deal with his friend about marrying me off to some random ass bitch?! (Honey please listen to me! I only did it since he's been my friend even before we were teenagers! We promised each other that if we had children then we would have them marry off to one another!)
Well, I suppose that's an okay reason but does it really have to be me?! You could just go off and pump another baby in like, nine mon- oh wait, there's a timeframe for when mom could have another kid. Plus adding the menstrual cycle means that it's gonna be a long time.
Well fuck, guess I gotta get married when I grow up. Hah! Sike bitches you thought didn't you?! I already have a grand plan to ding dong ditch the bitch when I eventually got bored of this world!
(Well, which one of your friends is it that you've given my baby boy's hand to hmm?) she said as my dad looked on in fear, an with me still being carried by my grandmother.
Seriously though what is my grandma on right now? Hyper steroids? She's got a grip that makes masturbaters seem weak!
(Well dear you see, it's a bit complicated. I may or may not have given out dear child's hand to my friend, Yaoyorozu Jun!) he said as my mom, my grandparents, and even me were all widemouthed. My father, has decided to give my hand, to a person in the Yaoyorozu family.
I don't even know who this guy even is! Or who the fuck is their kid?! Why the fuck am I getting into the problems of this family so damned quickly?! I'm still a fucking infant!
(YOU DID WHAT?!) the three of them said as even I was just shocked as well. Wait, this means I can get a confirmation as to what point in time I'm at right now! This means I can fuck up canon quickly!
(Well, he has a daughter as well, she's about a year older than Franku-chan, and she's going to be the heir of their family. This means that Franku-chan would be married to someone with connections here in Japan!) my dad said as I continued listening on.
{So, it's a girl huh? And she's a year older than me? And the heir of their family? Okay why does this sound so fucking specific?} my thoughts were answered as my father, being the absolute buffoon that he is, gave the name of the girl who I was engaged to, in a sense.
(Well, her name is-) he continued on sd my eye went wide open, well, now I know what is the current timeline already. And personally speaking, I don't know of I like it. Scratch that, I guess I do like it since I'll be a year younger than them.
Well then, it's time for me to start a new song huh? Hahahahahahahaha!
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