Chapter 3: Chapter 0, Death can be both sad and a happy time
POV Narrator
There was a teen who belived he born was at the wrong time. He wished he was in a world with swords and magic, but alas he was on earth. Where life was simpler and much calmer. This boys name was bill. He lived an ordinary life. In the small town he lived in nothing ever happened. nothing ever changed, but bill wanted to have exitment in his life.
Sadly life is short, the day he graduating high school. Something strange happened, he was just sitting there in first row seat 25 in the gym at his school. Then out of now where a huge steaming hot hamburger hit him on the top of his head and he died.
How did this hambuger kill him you ask. Well when anything picks up enough speed it can kill some one. This buger just happened to be going at just the right speed. It was still together when it was falling, but fast enough to kill bill.
well after it hit bill the burger disappeared. No one ever figured out what happened exept four people me, you, god, and bill.
Now we go to where god is to see how it happened.
There is an old man with white hair and a long white bear. Wait a sec is that gandolf the grey??? No wait he has white not grey.
"I can hear you, you know!!!!" said god to the Narrator.
[Ohhh wait thats me!!! sorry god i meant no harm i was just describing you sorry.]
"Damn young one telling me i look old and like I've never had any fun(a sage anyone)" god wispered. As he wispered that his luch he was holding fell from his hands.
[Wait doesen't that mean i killed the MC!!! Shoot overseer Josiah please don't touch my salary i'm sorry!!!!]
'Your salary will be halfed this month' a voiced boomed.
i screamed [NNNNOOOO!!!!!]
'And you will be reassigned to a diffrent story' Josiah boomed.
Poof and the narrators gone
'Sorry for the inconvenience reader the story may continue now'
END CHAPTER 0
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