Hello. My name is Saito Neumann. I was previously from another world that was much normal than these one.
But, then I got into some sort of scam and now I'm living in the world of DxD. I think.
I'm not in Kuoh if that's what you're about to ask, it does exist, but I don't live there.
So far, what I could tell about my reincarnation is that it's completely fixed.
There's no holes about my talent. So, my parents won't go over reacting about every little thing, nor do I have to hide stuff.
How? Well, first of all my father is a legit descendant of John Von Neumann and also some backdoor genes of Leonardo Da Vinci.
Case in point, my father is a bloody genius. He graduated college at age 14 and became the youngest known scientist, but he got bored and became a painter, which he gained a good sum out of.
Then he got bored of that and became a teacher at the University of Oxford, there he met my mother who was only 18 then.
My mother is a descendant of Zhuge Liang, apparently my great grandmother bragged about it a lot.
So, my father and mother had a teacher student relationship that spurned from a chess game.
My mom is Japanese by the way, the Zhuge Liang blood is far but still present.
Anyways, with that said my mom won a few international chess tournaments and got bored of it so she switched to Shogi and got bored of it so she switched to stock guessing.
And she earned quite a sum from it but she got bored again and ended up as an entrepreneur.
My dad stayed a teacher but quitted when all the students was quote on quote
"Too dumb, fucking retarded, and absolutely horrible at understanding, jesus christ what brains did God give them? The Walmart Sale ones?"
So, he became a house husband.
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Then, he became a Yakuza leader here in Japan, but he got bored of it so he returned to being a house husband after impregnating my mom.
When I was born, at first I thought it was normal family.
But, sadly.
...
Would you believe me if I said they literally spoke in reverse latin in morse code just to say hi and welcome me into this world?
Oh, and I was born in Antarctica.
Dunno how that happened. My mom said it was good Feng Shui. My dad said it aligned with the lucky stars.
My life growing up was normal, aside from knowing we were filthy rich but lived normally. I learned to read early and write early as well.
But, my father no longer reacted the same as he did to my scores.
Like now.
"Papa, I got a perfect score again"
"Hng"
Now, don't get it wrong, it's not that he doesn't care, he's just numb to it.
Yeah, I mean it started when I was officially middle school level at age 4.
No, it's not because of my talents, I'd cry if I needed those to pass elementary.
I'm a college graduate after all.
So, because of that they gave me the choice of whether to skip the stupid days or whatnot, I decided to skip stupid days aka nursery and prepatory.
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God, I nearly lost my mind in boredom during those long 2 years.
I even managed to record every change of direction the wind has since I started sitting in our backyard and to which specific direction.
Oh, and I managed to learn all the languages in the world...
Hah. Boredom.
So, when I learned that I could finally be Grade 1, I became the happiest boy alive!
Friends! Childhood Friends and Sweethearts! My Youuuuuuuuuuth!
And it crashed back down.
Why? Because my 3 talents activated.
Simply terrifying.
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I sat beside a tree in the park, wallowing in exhaustion of my brain and severe lack of energy.
My constantly active talents, made me see the world how the other 3 saw it.
One sees the world in geometrical shapes and can see the ever present golden circle at everything, making an automatic grid and memorizes it so I can paint it later on whenever I want.
Basically, photographic memory and some disorder about seeing things in shapes, but complex.
Two sees it in numbers, 0 and 1, just looking at something gives me a calculation and I automatically calculate it. Where the leaf will fall, how the paper will fly and will it be heads or tails when I toss the coin at a certain height using a certain amount of power with it's certain size and certain wind flow and certain spin of the earth and so much things.
Basically, lightspeed calculations and seeing the world as... fucking math.
Three is seeing the world in Feng Shui, or whatever formations. Fire, Wood, Metal, Water, Earth, I know the exact proper position of something to get something, and my brains maked a trigrams grid at everything. I can calculate and choose where to plant a seed so that I grows perfectly, I know what position to sleep in so that I wake up prim and perfect, I know how to stand and walk properly so my inner whatchamacallit is always balanced... and create stuff with borderline miraculous effects.
Basically, I'm a bonafide Feng Shui and Formation freak.
And what's worse? Whenever I cocentrate, even just a single percent, those 3 talents mix and show me...
[Truth]
The world changes to it's barest, a world where everything is information, things becomes geometrical shapes following the golden circle, colors turn into numerical equivalent and trigrams and formations make up the landscape, in a world of black and white grids of nothing but pure information.
[Truth]
Because of that, I can manipulate the 1 and 0 of the world.
0 represents death.
1 represents life.
By connecting 0 to other 0, for example, this tree.
It's trunk has 1 and 0, but I choose to connect the 0 to 0 until the roots.
I poke the numbers and connect them, and after that the tree withers.
Why? Because it's death was suddenly connected.
Now, if I do the same to the 1, poke and connect.
The tree flourishes again.
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This power is absolutely useless in a fight though.
Seriously, why wasn't it just Swordmaster talent? Or maybe the power to create portals! Anything!
Anything other than this stupid useless [Truth]
I mean, for one, it's not like to gives me super vision, I still see as normal, just that I can see the essentials of the world.
Sure, I can connect 0 but keep this in mind... whenever something moves, obviously the number changes moves.
Do you imagine how hard it is to constantly try and connect the fucking 0 to each other while trying not to get punched or cut in half?
Also, the last nail in the coffin of useless?
It consumes brainpower and energy like a thirsty african is to water.
I need to constantly eat sweets and even the just a bit of [Truth] and it's gone.
So, I have to make myself 100% unmotivated and listless 100% of the time.
Due to this, I got eyebags. My entire body is always in a particular slouch and I'm just incredibly lazy.
All that at age 6.
I, Saito Neumann, still doesn't like my new reincarnated life.
Why do they get it so easy with their cheats! Seriously, this universe has the boobs boost, no?
Look at me literally dying because I'm overusing my undeveloped brain too much! Why am I the only one being affected by logic!
Why can't I just power up with boobs! I like boobs too!
Onore! Hyoudou Issei!!!!!