Chapter 2: Waking up
"... Shit, did I return here?" Yaya muttered while slowly sitting up from her hard bed.
Seeing the familiar broken ceiling and cold walls, Yaya couldn't believe she returned back to the very place she hated the most.
"Fuck, the cultivation world." She slapped her forehead at that sudden realization, or so she tried.
Her whole body is aching and she could even feel her organs trembling. Her breathing was weak as beads of sweat kept of forming on her skin.
"Hmm... How did I kill myself before? Hm... of yeah, poison. Ghad dammit." She cursed as she decided to stand up and find a way to cure herself or she'll end up dying once again.
"Fucking terrorists. Tsk tsk, I helped them cure their children and they end up biting the hands of who fed them. Karma is a bitch, I hope they'll end up reincarnating into chickens so I can butcher them to pieces here in this damnable place." Yaya cursed as she tried her best to pull her weak body.
Checking her body once again, Yaya cursed for the third time.
"Ghad dammit, I miss my femme fatale physique. I miss my flat chest and my chubbiness. Argh, life's so cruel. Why not give me a normal host, not this miss's old and weak stick physique. At least give me a body that can cultivate noh?" Yaya rambled while trying her best to open the door.
However, before she could open it, the door opened by itself as a girl, a head shorter than her, walked in and was shock.
"Third miss! What are you doing?!?!" the servant that Yaya recalled as Isla jumped in shock and ecstasy.
Immediately holding Yaya, she walk her back to lay down on the hard bed. "Third miss! I'm so happy that you're still alive! Why did you do this!" She complained and started crying non-stop.
'Huh, oh I remember. She is that baby that I rescued when their house was on fire. Hmm... Its heart warming seeing someone actually felt saddened of my attempt to end my life.' Yaya thought and raised her head to pat the head of her crying servant.
'Alas. I'm back to this shit of a place again. I'm gonna miss my mansion and all my frien-- hold on...' Yaya thought of her accomplishments and suddenly had a thought of finding a way to cure her crippled physique.
'Hohoho... maybe this place isn't so bad at alk now, is it.' She thought as a wicked grin appeared on her pale face.
'But first, lemme fix my self again and this crybaby.'
"Hey Isla, do you happen to know where we can find 8 golden needles?" Yaya asked as Isla stopped sobbing but was stupified by her request.
Suddenly recalling her Miss's attempt to suicide she widened her eyes and started to throw tantrums again.
"Third Miss No!!! Don't kill yourself again!!! Ahhh--"
Shaking Isla, or so she tried, Yaya shook her head and explained. "Silly lass, I'm going to cure myself from the poison not kill myself again. Now go find me needles or I'll end up dying for reals."
Isla was confused and her brain couldn't picked up the sudden change of tone of her once meek and quite third miss. But aftet hearing the dying word, she immediately wiped her tears and dashed towards the door.
"HE-HEY WAIT! I HAVEN'T DESCRIBED THE THING YET!" Yaya shouted as Isla stopped from her tracks and ran back to her again.
Giving her a proper instruction, Isla nodded her head in urgency and ran as fast as she could.
Seeing that, Yaya couldn't help but laugh.
"Alas... this place isn't as bad as it used to be now that I have the will to find a way to fix myself."
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