Chapter 235: Chapter 216 : Sweetness?
"Detestable 'outsider!'" Wong spat, his anger simmering as he gripped his staff tightly.
He had already found Deadpool's previous move of snatching a headshot with a staff utterly disrespectful, but now, to top it off, Deadpool brandished a high-explosive grenade!
Such an act was nothing short of sacrilege in the world of magic!
However, before Wong could voice his indignation further, Deadpool paused.
It seemed he wasn't satisfied with just the grenade; now, from goodness knows where, he produced a Stark industrial missile!
["You sure you want to open the entrance and not obliterate Hogwarts?" Lupin's complexion had already drained of all color at the sight of the grenade, and now he looked positively ghostly.
"Too perilous!" he exclaimed.
As a wizard from beyond the confines of the magical world, Lupin wasn't like those pure-blood wizards who remained oblivious to the affairs of Muggles.
Besides the grenade, he had caught sight of the missile on a contraption called a TV!
That thing was hundreds of times more destructive than the most potent blasting spell!
The wizards' protective spells would be as flimsy as parchment in the face of such firepower!
If that thing were to detonate at Hogwarts, the Daily Prophet's front page would likely read:
"The End of the Magical World: Muggles Launch Counterattack Against Wizards!"
Or perhaps, "Incompetent 'Dumbledore'! He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named Lays Waste to Hogwarts!"
Maybe there'd even be a detailed account of how many shattered werewolf carcasses littered the ruins.
"Enough, enough!" Lupin shook his head vigorously, dismissing the morbid thoughts. "It won't happen, it won't!"
Lupin cared little about how Deadpool had procured the missile; he only wished to swiftly reclaim it and be done with this reckless charade.
That way, he could finally breathe easy.
With a wry smile, Deadpool reluctantly stashed the missile back where it came from.
[In truth, he had no intention of using it at all!]
[The power contained within this artifact is sufficient to lay waste to Hogwarts, and he's no fool to unleash it!]
[But a certain saying from a great figure of ancient East articulates it perfectly!"]
[A room filled with people, if you propose to open a window, none will consent, yet if you suggest removing the roof, others will indeed agree to open the window!]
[Directly hurling a grenade would surely meet opposition from Lupin, perhaps leading to a confrontation with Dumbledore!]
[Thus, it's certain the opposition won't impede him now!]
[Boom!]
[With a resounding blast, the circular sink shattered, unveiling a sizable downward shaft!]
[Sensing the rush of air, Deadpool arched an eyebrow:]
["You see, it's simple and effective!]
[Observing Deadpool's smug expression, Lupin could only manage a resigned smile!]
[The elder who crafted this magical contraption likely never foresaw such a scenario!]
"The concept of screening proves feeble against absolute force!"
"If you can't solve the problem, just tear the paper apart!"]
In the world of the Hokage, Uchiha Madara spoke with admiration!
This method suits him well!
[Ignoring the chaos among the faculty and students, Deadpool seized Lupin and ushered them in!]
[As they ventured deeper along the path, Lupin's heart raced incessantly!
[Until they blasted through another concealed door, entered the chamber, and beheld the colossal statue's likeness, he finally grasped one thing!]
[This is the fabled secret chamber of Slytherin!]
[Salazar Slytherin's legacy for future generations!]
The next moment, in a tourist-like frenzy, he urged Deadpool:
["We must make haste to depart, for legend has it that Salazar left behind a dreadful magical creature here!)
["The gaze of that creature can turn any being to stone!]
[Deadpool turned, momentarily stupefied, then remarked: "Does the description you gave resemble a massive serpent?)
[Lupin was taken aback: "Have you also heard that tale?"
[Deadpool shook his head and gestured back toward the peak behind Lupin.
["No, it's the face full of tales..."
[Lupin's body trembled momentarily, then turned slowly, catching sight of a serpent head the size of a car, suspended upside down more than ten meters away!)
[In that moment, the other's eyes brimming with "wisdom" fixated on him!"
[If he interpreted correctly, he must appear like a cupcake to the other party!]
[The next instant, a chilling voice echoed behind them!]
["Two filthy scoundrels, you aren't worthy of being here!]
[Lupin promptly cast an iron armor spell on himself, then turned sideways, peering back! ]
[It's a dashing young man with chestnut-colored hair!]
[Yet, even from afar, the other's icy aura sent shivers down his spine! ]
[Lupin exclaimed in disbelief: "You are...]
"I am your father!]
[Deadpool gripped his waist with his hands, tilting his chin toward the suddenly appearing individual and cursed! ]
[Though lacking evidence, I suspect you may be taking advantage of me. However, given the circumstances, Lupin couldn't inquire, thus he had to endure it!"
["Who are you?" Lupin tried to swiftly change the subject, glaring fiercely at the young man! ]
[Unfortunately, the young man paid no heed to Lupin, instead casting an excited glance at Deadpool and chuckling:
["Oh, it's you!"
[You've actually shown up on our doorstep, really seeking your demise!]
[Deadpool was instantly infuriated 🙂
[Impostor!]
[Just as Lupin anticipated Deadpool's response to be harsh due to being belittled and threatened.]
[Deadpool gestures towards the youth, his expression livid 🙂
["Didn't you hear my good friend Lupin ask you twice?"
["You're not even acknowledging him, let alone answering!]
["Do you realize how embarrassing this is for him!?)
["Do you understand the blow this deals to a middle-aged man who's accomplished nothing and suffers from some hair loss!?"
["Scare! You really have no quality!"
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[I thank you, eight generations of ancestors.
[At this moment, Lupin suddenly felt that the basilisk behind him was a little cuter!]
[Of course, if you can eat good brother Wade in one bite, it might not be bad!
[After all, some people are better at living in memories!)
["No need to thank me!"
[Deadpool patted the shoulder of his good friend who couldn't speak because he was moved, and then walked towards the young man aggressively!)
[He does not allow the other party to insult the good brothers who have bathed together!)
["You're dead, little devil!"]
[The young man is not afraid at all and sneered:
["The dying remember my name, my name is Tom Riddle, the owner of the Basilisk!"
["Tom? I still have Jerry!"]
(…)
[After ten minutes, Dumbledore, Professor McGonagall, and Snape found the secret room following the sound of the explosion at the beginning!)
[The moment they stepped into the hall, the expressions of the three of them changed from nervousness to sluggishness and shock! ]
[They saw a huge basilisk collapsed in a pool of blood in the center of the hall. A big hole was broken in the middle of its body, as if something had come out of it. It was terrifying!)
[And at the end of the hall, below the huge statue
[Deadpool covered in blood is quarreling with a diary!]
["You come out! Come out!]
["Don't hide in there without making a sound!")
["I know you're home!"]
(…)
[And seeing that the other party has not come out, the next second, Deadpool put his hand on the waistband of his trousers and said in his mouth:
["People have three urgencies, forgive me, Tom..."]
"But don't worry, I haven't been angry lately,"
"This idiot is capable of anything!"
"Scholars can be defeated, but not humiliated!"
"Tom's anger overflowed from the pages of his diary!"
"But just as Tom thought he had narrowly avoided disaster, he suddenly heard Deadpool exclaim with excitement:"
"Oh, Lupin, I remember you have diabetes, don't you? Come on, come on, let him taste the sweetness!"
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