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My name is Sakikawa Hyuuga. I died by falling face-first into a vat of breakfast porridge. Now that I'm in a new world, all I want to do is slack off and collect a paycheck.
But the goddamn system has other plans. If I fail, I get the "Pelvic Pulverization" complimentary gift set.
Well, screw me. Looks like I don't have a choice.
To save my ass, I have to sign on a horse girl. And this silver-haired girl who's trying to be the next Oguri Cap? She's the perfect pawn.
The People's Hero: (๏ฝกโขฬ๏ธฟโขฬ๏ฝก)?
She has the dream, I've got the tech.
She's short on talent? A few shots of my special serum and this pony will be blasting off into hyperspace.
Other trainers run on the power of love. I run on the power of science.
Later, she grabbed my arm, her eyes red, and asked me, "Trainer, can I really become a hero?"
I patted her shoulder, my voice firm and unwavering.
"You have to. What's going to happen to my pelvis if you don't?"
I never wanted to be a hero. But somewhere along the line... I think I might have accidentally turned my horse girl into one for everybody.
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๐๐๐ฒ , ๐๐จ๐ฉ๐ ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ'๐ซ๐ ๐๐จ๐ข๐ง๐ ๐ฐ๐๐ฅ๐ฅ. ๐ ๐ฃ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ญ ๐ฌ๐ญ๐ฎ๐ฆ๐๐ฅ๐๐ ๐ฎ๐ฉ๐จ๐ง ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ ๐ฌ๐ญ๐จ๐ซ๐ฒ, ๐๐ง๐ ๐ ๐ ๐จ๐ญ๐ญ๐ ๐ฌ๐๐ฒ, ๐ข๐ญโ๐ฌ ๐๐ฆ๐๐ณ๐ข๐ง๐ . ๐๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ ๐ฐ๐ซ๐ข๐ญ๐ข๐ง๐ ๐ข๐ฌ ๐ง๐๐ฑ๐ญ ๐ฅ๐๐ฏ๐๐ฅ, ๐๐ง๐ ๐ ๐ค๐๐ฉ๐ญ ๐ญ๐ก๐ข๐ง๐ค๐ข๐ง๐ ๐ก๐จ๐ฐ ๐๐ฐ๐๐ฌ๐จ๐ฆ๐ ๐ข๐ญ ๐ฐ๐จ๐ฎ๐ฅ๐ ๐๐ ๐๐ฌ ๐ ๐๐จ๐ฆ๐ข๐ ๐จ๐ซ ๐ฐ๐๐๐ญ๐จ๐จ๐ง๐ฌ. ๐โ๐ฆ ๐๐ง ๐๐ซ๐ญ๐ข๐ฌ๐ญ ๐ฐ๐ก๐จ ๐๐จ๐๐ฌ ๐ฌ๐ญ๐ฎ๐๐ ๐ฅ๐ข๐ค๐ ๐ ๐ฎ๐ป๐ด๐ฎ, ๐ ๐ฎ๐ป๐ต๐๐ฎ, ๐๐ผ๐บ๐ถ๐ฐ ๐ฎ๐ป๐ฑ ๐ช๐ฒ๐ฏ๐๐ผ๐ผ๐ป๐. ๐ ๐ญ๐ก๐ข๐ง๐ค ๐ข๐ญ'๐ฅ๐ฅ ๐๐ ๐๐ซ๐๐ณ๐ฒ ๐ญ๐จ ๐ง๐จ๐ญ ๐๐จ๐ง๐ฏ๐๐ซ๐ญ ๐ญ๐ก๐ข๐ฌ ๐๐ฆ๐๐ณ๐ข๐ง๐ ๐ฌ๐ญ๐จ๐ซ๐ฒ ๐ข๐ง๐ญ๐จ ๐ ๐๐จ๐ฆ๐ข๐ ๐จ๐ซ ๐ ๐ฐ๐๐๐ญ๐จ๐จ๐ง ๐๐ง๐ ๐โ๐ ๐ฅ๐จ๐ฏ๐ ๐ญ๐จ ๐๐ ๐๐จ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ข๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ข๐จ๐ง๐๐ ๐ญ๐จ ๐๐จ ๐ข๐ญ. ๐๐จ ๐ฉ๐ซ๐๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ฎ๐ซ๐ ๐๐ญ ๐๐ฅ๐ฅ, ๐๐ฎ๐ญ ๐ ๐ฃ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ญ ๐ญ๐ก๐ข๐ง๐ค ๐ข๐ญ ๐ฐ๐จ๐ฎ๐ฅ๐ ๐ฅ๐จ๐จ๐ค ๐ฌ๐ฎ๐ฉ๐๐ซ ๐๐จ๐จ๐ฅ ๐ข๐ง ๐ญ๐ก๐๐ญ ๐๐จ๐ซ๐ฆ๐๐ญ ๐๐ง๐ ๐๐จ๐ฎ๐ฅ๐ ๐ซ๐๐๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฒ ๐ ๐ซ๐๐ ๐ฌ๐จ๐ฆ๐ ๐๐ญ๐ญ๐๐ง๐ญ๐ข๐จ๐ง. ๐๐ ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ ๐ฐ๐๐ง๐ญ ๐ญ๐จ ๐๐ก๐๐๐ค ๐จ๐ฎ๐ญ ๐ฆ๐ฒ ๐ฐ๐จ๐ซ๐ค ๐จ๐ซ ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ'๐ซ๐ ๐๐จ๐ฐ๐ง ๐ญ๐จ ๐๐ก๐๐ญ ๐๐๐จ๐ฎ๐ญ ๐ข๐ญ, ๐ฐ๐ ๐๐๐ง ๐๐ข๐ฌ๐๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ฌ ๐ญ๐ก๐ข๐ฌ ๐๐ฎ๐ซ๐ญ๐ก๐๐ซ ๐จ๐ง ๐๐ข๐ฌ๐๐จ๐ซ๐ ( ๐๐ฌ๐๐ซ๐ง๐๐ฆ๐: ๐บ๐ถ๐ป๐ฎ๐ธ๐ป๐ฌ๐๐). ๐๐๐ง'๐ญ ๐ฐ๐๐ข๐ญ ๐ญ๐จ ๐ก๐๐๐ซ ๐๐๐๐ค ๐๐ซ๐จ๐ฆ ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ. ๐๐๐ ๐๐ซ๐๐ฌ, ๐ ๐ถ๐ป๐ฎ.
MC is toxic and abusive. His relationship with his Uma feels like stockholm syndrome. The whole โserumโ thing he does feels like doping.
This is pretty good, though it's not truly ground breaking, but the plot is a bit unique and so far has no problem in the writing. The only flaw I see is the "Enjoying the Story?" part at the end of each chapter, like it's starting to get annoying to see and it's damn long.