Chapter 3: bully the Bullymong
3th P.O.V.
Danny tried to sleep the night away but due to it being fucking freezing outside it was damn near impossible. So he had to sit there listening to the harsh winds going by the cryopod. "Fuck this freezing planet, fuck the dumbass that sent my ass here, and especially fuck the person that killed me and sent my ass here, dumbass bitch" Danny grumbles under his breath, being curled up into a ball Trying to keep warm.
"Why couldn't this planet be more like Florida. Nice summer beaches. Magnificent weather. A random homeless man pissing on a cat. Ah those were the days" Danny says with a fond smile on his face.
(Crunch)
The sounds of snow crunching catches Danny's attention immediately. Danny peaks up looking through the window, seeing nothing out of the ordinary. Shrugging his shoulders He goes back to thinking about all the fucked up things He saw in Florida.
(Thud)
Danny jumps slightly from something hitting the cryopod "fuck me" Danny says under his breath, "system, do you have any idea on what this is" Danny asked.
[It is most likely the only other species on this planet. Bullymong. This species is known for its incredible strength and size. They can leap well over 25 ft up into the air, they can grow quite large also. They also hoard items no matter the value]
"If I tried to go agains one of them would I lose" Danny asked the system.
[If you were to go one-on-one with this creature only using fist, you would most likely lose with your current strength. But if you were to use a weapon, the chances of your victory would go up significantly. These creatures aren't very intelligent]
Taking the words in, Danny looks around his cryopod for anything to use as a weapon. His eyes lock on to a piece of scrap metal dangling from the ceiling of the cryopod. "That will work" Danny says smiling as he grabs a hold of the scrap metal pulling on it. The scrap metal finally comes loose causing Danny to fall back in the cryopod. Looking around for anything that He could use to make a grip, not finding anything. He decides to use the left sleeve to his onesie and decides that will work.
[Author here. I know it's not called a onesie. I just don't know the name of it]
Tearing apart of the sleeve off and wrapping it around what you could call a handle. He has made his first weapon in this new world. He now sits back in the cryopod listening for another sound, Waiting for the right moment to strike.
[May I say you could just leave it alone. It will probably eventually leave]
"Nah, I'm a Floridian. It's in my blood to cause problems" I say to the system.
[...]
I then hear another thud against the cryopod and decide the best moment is now. I fling the cryopod door open, and the cold weather instantly attacks me feeling my body getting colder by the moment in my muscles. Tension up even more. The sounds of grunts and snarls could be heard as a creature approaches me but due to being dark out I couldn't see it only it's silhouette.
I then see it leap towards me, it's 4 arms raised above its head ready to crush me. I leap out of the way in time to hear the door of the cryopod get crushed as the creature misses. "There goes my only means to warmth" I say to myself as I hold the dagger in a reverse grip ready for his next move.
The creature wastes no time turning around in rushing towards me his true size being fully on display, being around one foot taller than me. He raises two of his arms up swinging at me as I quickly dodge narrowly getting out of the way, "okay I admit I did not think this through, system is there any weak spots" I asked a system.
[There is one. Right on the middle of his back is a weak spot. If you can thrust your dagger deep enough, it will pierce his heart and instantly kill him]
Nodding my head I instantly get to work. Dashing towards him, I was able to quickly get behind him and thrust my dagger into the middle of his back Trying to go instantly for the killing blow. One thing I didn't know, that he could turn his head, 180 degrees like a fucking owl. Freaking me out slightly. He reaches out grabbing my arm and hurtling me like a rag doll causing me to lose hold of my knife as I fly through the air crossing back into the snow.
The Bullymong beats his chest in triumph as he jumps around. Settling down, He's slowly makes his way towards me, tending to rip me up in to pieces to store away. I stay curled up into a ball in the snow not moving.
As he reaches his hands out, I uncurl showing a hefty rock in my hands as I go for a underhand hit, it connects with jaw sending one of his elongated tusks right out of his jaw. I then follow up with a overhand hit it connecting with the top of his head cracking his skull, I don't stop as I keep smashing his head in with the rock until he's not moving.
"That's what you get you dumb Fuck" I scream out at the unmoving corpse of the Bullymong.
[WARNING. WARNING. WARNING. BODY IS AT RISK OF HYPOTHERMIA, MUST SEEK WARMTH OR SHELTER IMMEDIATELY]
My eyes widened as I realize that if I don't find shelter soon, I will die in probably the next 30 minutes. Looking back at the cryopod seeing the door being busted, My mind races for another solution. My eyes then look down at the Bullymong An idea popping into my head.
I quickly run around looking for a knife, finding it a few feet away. I run over to the Bullymong moving his arms to the side as I brace myself for what I'm about to do next. "Time to embrace my inner Luke Skywalker" I then cut into the side of the Bullymong, making a cut big enough to crawl in, and that's what I do. I wiggle my way into the creature, not minding all the blood in guts. "Hey, it's warmer in here then my cryopod. Nice." Danny says as he makes himself comfy in the dead corpse.
[User has gained a skill ]
[Man of the woods ]
[With the skill You take less damage from animals and resistant, to most poisons and venoms. You also deal more damage towards lesser IQ beings]
"Hey, that's pretty good" I say to myself. I then move around a little getting comfortable as this time It feels like I can fall asleep. Feeling my eyes slowly shut as I drift in to Dreamland. Wondering what will be next in this weird world I have found myself in.
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