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Why Am I a Multiversal Anomaly Cleaner?: COTE [DROPPED] Why Am I a Multiversal Anomaly Cleaner?: COTE [DROPPED] original

Why Am I a Multiversal Anomaly Cleaner?: COTE [DROPPED]

Author: MrNewWorld

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Chapter 1: Slave 776 Enters ANHS!

Isn't it sad that sometimes the protagonists deny the possibility of them being in an obvious fantasy situation and start having clichés thoughts like "this can't be happening with me!" Well, let me tell you something i just realized...

'This can't be happening with me!' This is how human beings react to this type of stuff. I'm totally scared of my situation right now, don't say i am childish or cliché, after all you did not yet experience being in a fantasy situation. 'What do i do? Do i just accept that I got into space?'

"Oh wow, you actually are scared to be here" Hearing this, my sight went on a search for the origin of this female voice. "I didn't think that the character sheet would be right." She giggled at the end, what's funny huh? Where are you? If you want to talk, talk in front of me!

I started looking for the voice even more than before, everything i need right now is answers. "Umm... Who are you? Where are you?"

I questioned, yet not a single answer came. I looked for her in this space looking room for quite a while but i don't see her. Maybe that's the right thing, she's invisible.

"Ok it's starting to get in my nerves, go u-" She quickly stopped and then replied: "Down, it's quite confusing."

I then did a little mental preparation and looked down, and my foot somehow forgot he was standing in the ground... Since i fell even though a couple minutes ago i was normally walking.

"Haha..." She let out a laugh, don't look at me like that i am a grown up man! 'Wait a minute...'

As I started to lift my head i noticed something... In front of me there is a tall red haired with a moderate to big boo- let me be more respectful, good body proportions. A high B-tier women, is how i can describe her appearance.

"C-c-can i go back...?" Oh no, i am starting to be shy.

"No you're dead, as dead as the meat you eat in dinner," Mental note: She's blunt and harsh, noted. "The cause of death was poisoning by..." Her face was screaming the word 'disgusting!' What the fuck did i eat?

"By...?" I at least need to know how i died , right?

"continuous consumption of conglomerate dust and other type of stuff, which created a weak poison substance found in your remote control." That is of course false, no way i died like that. My remote control was always on the bed so i could watch anime from bed.

"Hah... this is disappointing, you have a terrible luck. You know, this is the worst death i ever heard. So i guess you're special." Was this a way to get me motivated? "But getting to business now, you will be my corporate slave."

"..."

"..."

"Did i said something wrong? Or you don't understand what do i mean by slave?" She asked like it is nothing.

'Do i feel happy? No... I'm not that perverted.' Forcing my eyes to lock on to her without trembling, i said: "So i got to be your friend?"

"A human befriending a god?! Oh, definitely not!" She said, jumping out of her chair. "The term 'slave', if too much for you, think it like an employee."

"What would be the job?" If it's cashier i will take it, there's no down side after all.

"Hero cosplay, assassination, role playing, fighter, socializer, world saver, the eminence in the shadows. I don't know, There's a lot in it." I understood the reference there.

"So like a royal clown or something?"

"No, more like ghost hunting, but five or maybe six times more complex." I guess she didn't have the script done for explaining. She closed her eyes and put the index finger on the forehead, maybe she is trying to remember something.

She snapped her fingers and a blackboard with pre-existing text and drawings appeared beside her chair, maybe she had a script... 'But why does her explanation seems a little... Novice?

"Taking the example from earlier. On ghost hunting, you maybe just think about the house where the ghost is right?" She continued and i nodded. "In this 'job' you will search instead of a house, the whole planet. Or at least the main area of the mission"

"I refuse!" I won't let her make me play an immersive walking simulator.

"And in the ghost hunt, the ghost is a human form, actually more precisely any living creature that has an IQ above 30. And also, you will have to act close to the main cast as a secondary member." She ignored me, ahh i want to cry.

"What do you mean by main cast? Not that i would accept." I am intrigued so i asked.

"Do you know Naruto, Bleach, Black Clover, One piece, Dragon ball, Dr. Stone, Classroom Of The Elite? Well there's way more but i think you get what i say right?"

"Every type of anime?"

"Of course, you will be inside them!"

'Me in the anime world huh...' My mind is filling with many waifu materials. 'Can i actually live with them? Then this means... I can have a harem?'

While my non-romantic experience part was being a degenerate, my normal hard worker part questioned: "Can i do whatever i want in the world?"

"As long as you are a side character, yes. If you get out of your way and the system tells me there are two anomalies in one world, I will know you did something wrong." She went down to her throne again.

"Too much risk's..." I thought out loud. After all, it's not like i am a protagonist with the devil's luck on his side.

"Also if you refuse your parents and siblings will be erased out of existence." She said so casually that i almost didn't care about what she said... 'What? Did she say what i really heard?'

"Can you repeat?"

"Are you deaf? If you refuse your family dies on my own way of death"

"This is blackmailing!"

"And so what? You're also dead and i am offering you a job so you don't get bored in heaven." How can she just say stuff like this!

'Wait isn't this actually a win-win though? I get to live with waifus, i get powers, and never boredom!'

"I accept!" Setting beside my degenerate part of my mind, i actually don't have much entertainment in my previous world. We had anime and other media, but working 12 hours of my day and sleeping 8 is very tiring and boring.

Finally i can have some rest and be a slack-off. From now on it will be how i want.

"Great, tell me your name!"

"That's easy my name is *******." Huh, my mouth moved like usual but i didn't make a sound when it came to my name.

"*******,*******,*******,*******!" I tried saying my name a couple times but it didn't matter, i don't know how! And my muscle memory is fading as well.

"Try remembering it dear, slave." Her smile is now terrifying. Why god, why such beauty needs to be evil.

|Flashback| (AKA short memory)

This is the supermarket i work on, it isn't that crazy of a market or anything, just a supermarket. We have a general stock, pasta, vegetables, fruit, toys, electronics, candy and so on...

"Looks like today is a quiet day." Speaking of the devil, a client came in.

"@#$&#@*, how are you? We never contacted each other after school, right?" Her face is... Eh?! Blank!?

|Current timeline|

"What did you do? I don't even remember my friend's face nor my name."

"A slave doesn't need a past, only the necessary for his personality and skills." Yeah, definitely an evil woman.

"..." I don't know what to do now, do i refuse her or just let the wave carry me into this endless dark abyss?

"Okay, looks like the most annoying part of my day is finally done. Now it's time to send you to the first mission!" Wow she is actually excited for the mission.

"But wait, you didn't explain everything! What am I hunting? What can i not do?" I shouted to make her see she is doing a wrong teaching. However, the goddess did not stop her dialogue.

"Your first mission will be on a quite troublesome place actually..." Do not say Berserk for the love of myself. "Universe 3307, earthly known as: Classroom Of The Elite. Ugh, i hate this type of slow universe." Huh, she's not into slice of life with some story animes? COTE's awesome.

"So what's my cheat, or buff?"

"Watch' u mean?" Eh?

"There is like a secret power for me right? Like to make my job easier... right?"

She put her hands on the chin to look like she is thinking but i know for a fact she is not, "No." and whispered, "I think you don't..."

"What do you mean 'No'!?" And my non perceptive brain did not notice the whisper.

"Stare ..." And this is what i say is a scary look, not even moved from her previous position and gave me the anime death gaze, probably implying that i should not continue with this matter of powers.

"Ok i understand, don't punish me!" Wait, when did i stop being shy towards her?

She left the chair and came into my direction. "Slave 776, your new temporary identity is Horami Sue. Your target is a single anomaly of class J, which is high." She is saying rhythmically as she approaches.

"On difficulty, Z is the easiest and A is the hardest. That makes J quite troublesome. Any other questions?"

"How will we communicate?" It is an important question right? "No communications. You will only come back when you finish the mission and prove it's done. Only exception is if i have a warning or a gift."

She is in front of me currently, about to say her final words. "Just this once you will be transmigrated with your memories because it's your first mission." Something snapped her attention, i guess she remembered something.

"As a normal procedure to go to another world you will reincarnate into a different body with no memories of your past. Or transmigrated with the owner's memories but your soul."

And then with this novel-like monologue, she started to bring a blue screen out of the ground and pushed into my body. It is like a scanner but it was a material thing so i didn't feel it only watched.

"Universe is 3307, Slave 776, Class J mission, Depart!" I closed my eyes and shut into a protective position but nothing happened.

"..." The blue scanner finished passing my body but still I am fine and in this black box.

"What? Didn't you said a lot of cool stuff there, and now it did not work? didn't you said you were a goddess? Hah... Looks lik-" It finally got me, all my body started trembling and shaking like in the snow season.

'What is this feeling i don't understand... My legs are bending down and my voice doesn't leave my body. Looks like a forced sleeping mode...'

The goddess was trying to not bust a laugh so hard that her face started to look red. Until she couldn't hold it anymore, she started laughing.

'So i embarrassed myself just now.' Yep, she is sure taking our empty space to laugh her lungs out.

Whatever, this is all a really fast-paced weird dream anyway. But i wanted to be real, imagine myself talking to Kushida chan and her false but good social butterfly personality.

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|2 weeks later|

'Well folks, it wasn't a dream!' But it sure was strange. After all, she didn't even know everything that was related to me. Anyway, that is for later because right now i am currently at the scene of the granny wanting a seat and Kōenji being a, well, Kōenji. 'Maybe can i be his friend? Nah, he won't let me.'

"Can anyone give a seat for this lady?"

Obviously it is Kushida chan who said it. But i know morality is good, i am more occupied using the mental power i have. Yep she lied, or rather she didn't knew about this power i have right now.

Right now i am using it to remember everything i have from the anime, light novel and manga, as those are literally god tier information for me to know the "anomaly" in this anime.

I don't have a wiki-like information power but it's still useful. I can drag and drop pieces of my memories and put them in a circular area around me and study my own information. If i need to give an Earth example, it would be that new VR like thing from the most expensive cell phone company.

Do i look like a weirdo looking left and right every time? Yes, do i care? No. Why? The most op power i have is a blessing, i am a side character! So no one cares or notices me except when i do weird stuff like now.

'Kiyotaka Ayanokōji? Isn't Ayanokoji first name?' Just saved my ass from being called a stranger.

After all, in Japan people call themselves by their second name for some reason. Apparently the only exception is when you are as close as a lover or best friend, i guess...

I will need Kushida chan to help me with socializing. 'If i forget to call her Kikyo i might get a slap in my face.'

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(Author note: He inverted Kushida name because he just remembered the other part of her name now, so he thinks her name is Kushida Kikyō, while actually is Kikyō Kushida. It will be frequent so i am explaining now, why he will be be calling people by their first name out of no-where.)


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