Chapter 1: Ch 1 - No, I can't be Naruto?!
My name is Asahi and this is how my first life ended.
I am but a common office worker who works only to come home and watch anime or read manga.
It was a simple and enjoyable life.
My favorites included Naruto, Dragon Ball, One Piece, Hunter X Hunter, Yu Yu Hakusho, Jujitsu Kaizen, ect.
I went to my favorite restaurant tonight to celebrate pay day which happened to be a ramen bar.
As I was enjoying the silky noodles and rich broth I suddenly choked.
I looked for help but no one was around.
I tried drinking water or sticking my fingers in my throat until I started panicking.
I got up to quickly and tripped and hit my head which knocked me out.
I couldn't breath so I just died there.
Once I regained consciousness I saw a game over screen and an exclamation of 'oh no' that sounded eerily familiar to a red capped plumber.
I could also hear some snickering in the background but all of a sudden I lost consciousness again.
I woke up and took a look around.
I noticed that I was really small and in some kind of enclosed space.
I crawled out of what I now realized was a tree and made my way to a river nearby.
I looked down and saw Uzumaki Naruto in my reflection.
As soon as I saw that flashes of unfamiliar memories started appearing one after another.
A masked man, a giant fox, being dropped repeatedly as a baby, villagers beating me, being called a demon and a killer, and finally getting kicked out of the orphanage I lived in yesterday and making my way to this forest.
As the gravity of my situation set in I started to panic.
Before I continued spiraling I stuck my head in the river to cool down.
I stayed under and thought about what kind of twisted god would put me in this situation.
It must have been that snickering I heard after my death, I just know it.
But instead of cursing the crazy god I thought of doing something else.
"Please oh mighty god, I beg you for some cheats. I can't survive like this. Give me something, anything. I'll make sure I die another funny death in this life too so please just give me something."
I knew I couldn't do anything to the thing that put me here but I could beg it to give my something that could help me survive.
Just when was about to start banging my head on the ground a screen appeared Infront of my eyes.
[Congratulations you have been chosen to reincarnate as Uzumaki Naruto due to me finding your death ironic in this situation *snicker*]
[You can choose up to five cheats from the list below:
1. Customized System
2. All Affinities
3. Perfect Chakra Control
...
431. Top Spy Training
432. Biological Manipulation
433. Enhanced Uzumaki Bloodline
434. Otsutsuki Bloodline
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998. Complete Yin and Yang Kurama
999. Three Haki
1000. Element Bending]
I always hated systems so I wrote that off immediately.
I didn't like the idea of becoming a paper skinned, horned, planet eating monstrosity so I didn't like the Otsutsuki bloodline either.
The affinities looked good but with enough practice and chakra control I think I could learn all the affinities myself.
The complete Kurama would also be good but if I could get good enough with fuinjutsu and found the Shinigami mask I could combine them again myself.
I asked what enhanced Uzumaki bloodline meant and this is the answer I got:
[You'll have to find out on your own ;P]
In the end I chose perfect chakra control, top spy training, enhanced Uzumaki bloodline, three haki, and element bending.
[Good Choices and just so you know your physical changes due to the bloodline will not be noticed by anyone, they will just assume you always looked that way.
Good luck! :D]
As soon as that ended I felt a soothing energy spread throughout my body and memories of spy training were shoved into my head.
The memories showed me how to walk and sneak around, how to act harmless, how to gather intelligence, assassinations, torture resistance, mind control resistance, planning escape routes, acting and disguises, ect.
I also received training to make my body stronger, more nimble, and flexible, as well as, hundreds of martial arts, but while the other memories I automatically received experience I did not for this so I would have to train.
I also received two books in my mind labeled three haki and elemental bending so again that would have to be trained.
The energy in my body stopped circulating and I noticed black gunk sticking to me and an additional character appeared in my mind that says 'sealing arts'.
When I gazed at the character it was like my blood was heating up.
This must be from the enhanced bloodline but I'll check that later.
I could now feel my chakra as well as the uncanny control I had over it.
It would do anything I willed it too and so I started circulating it throughout my entire body.
Suddenly, I now sensed a few animals in the forest, more specifically I could sense their chakra.
What was interesting is this ability could be upgraded according to my instincts and possibly combined with observation haki.
I jumped into the river and started to wash off and when I looked down into the river again I looked like Minato with purple eyes and blood red hair.
My hair had grown out like his and I lost the whisker marks.
My face looked more angular then round like before and I got noticeably taller.
I looked like a 7 year old even though I was 4.
It seems the bloodline also seems to have fixed up my body from all the beatings.
Before anything I am now going to have to figure out a plan.
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