Chapter 65: CH 64: Alistair VS Dark Magician Girl P1
(A/N: Bro, this Time Travel 2004 event in Master Duel is something else lol! First turn, and I already drew Pot of Greed! And believe, I could NOT stop myself from saying its effect lol!! Now I get why everyone in the anime always says it, it's so fun!)
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"Is what I'd like to say." Just as DMG was about to draw her cards, he suddenly coughed :"After all, I'm dueling using my new Serpent Night Dragon Deck and don't even know what cards are in this deck. How am I going to duel when I don't even know what cards I have?"
Her body slumped, an intense pout appearing as she gently punched his thighs :"Geez~, when are we going to duel?! Hurry up then!" Putting her weight on his lap, pushing her fat ass even harder on him, she folded her arms under her huge breasts and pouted like an angry child.
"... Aren't you going to get off?" He raised an eyebrow, but she just scoffed :"No, this is your punishment. You have to be my seat for the entire duel!" He shrugged, hiding a smirk with a purse of his lips :"Alright." 'Good luck catching me complaining.'
"You're going to use your new deck here?" Zane spoke up. "Hm?" Alistair hummed and Zane continued :"It's a brand new deck that was created by the evolution or whatever of your ace monster, right? I don't even know how that's possible, but it is, I guess. So I actually thought you would use it for the first time against legendary figures and in such an important duel."
"You've got a point, but you see," The noiret shrugged :"First of all, I don't want the first time I use the deck that was created with my new Ka's evolution, which has only happened after who knows how many millennia, against some nobodies.
They're big shots to use, but they're just random trash in my eyes. Do you honestly expect me to take people who have Gate Guardian as their ace monster seriously? Bro, do you have any idea how useless that card is?
First you need to draw and summon three Lv 7 monsters, then you need to draw Gate Guardian itself to tribute those three monsters and summon it! Bro, it's not even a fusion monster, it literally needs to be drawn! Considering the trouble of getting it on the field, its ATK points are honestly useless as fuck. Even summoning the damn god cards is easier than that."
'That card only got decent support in like 18 to 20 years from now on! That card's shit in this day and age. But it honestly became annoying as hell when its supports were released.' Remembering the annoyance, he groaned before smirking :"And second of all, is there any need to talk about legendary figures when Dark Magician Girl herself is here in the flesh?"
"Alright, you've got a point." Zane shrugged, smiling. Dark Magician Girl held her head up proudly, making the two chuckle. "Then let's see what we've got." He hummed, picking up his neck Deck. Zane scooted over :"Can I look too?" He hummed :"Yeah, be my guest." First card that he saw was his new Ka, the new version of Serpent Dragon Dragon. And right off the bat, he was looking at an overpowered card.
[Dark Serpent Night Dragon: Dragon/ Effect/ Dark/ Lv 7/ 2,400 ATK/ 2,350 Def
Effect(s): Cannot be Normal Summoned/Set. Must either be Special Summoned (from your hand) by Tributing 1 DARK Dragon monster you control, or (from your Deck) when a face-up "Serpent Night Dragon" you control is destroyed by your opponent's card (by battle or card effect) and sent to your GY. Cannot be destroyed by battle. Once per turn: You can target 1 monster your opponent controls; take control of that monster. This card cannot attack the turn this effect is activated.]
"... What in the Big Eye bullshit is this..." Alistair looked at the card carefully, along with Zane. Serpent Night Dragon really had evolved with Mirrorjade and Venom's help, this card was overpowered! Not only did it have the good old Number 11: Big Eye's effect, it could be summoned directly from the deck if Serpent Night Dragon was destroyed!
Zane was even more shocked. The supports that Alistair already had made it so easy for him to summon his ace monster, yet here came another one that would make a duelist regret destroying his ace! And not just that, but it could even take control of a monster the opponent controlled?!
For him, who hadn't seen the effects and bullshit of the cards' of Alistair's era, this card was overpowered as hell. Yet another card to be careful of when he ever dueled him. Serpent, seeing their reaction, smiled proudly :"Don't get so shocked, you haven't seen the best of this deck yet."
A sweat ran down their faces. This was already a boss monster for Zane, yet there were even stronger cards? Alistair on the other hand, had a feeling he was in for one big surprise. As they started going through the cards, reading through a hundred or more words in each one, they were more and more shocked by the second.
'This is just bullshit!' Alistair found himself smiling, speechless at what the heck he was seeing :'This is not what I expected! Even if Serpent did evolve, I expected an old school deck which suited this era's decks. Not an actual Meta Deck! This is literally what you would expect from Meta Decks!
Special Summoning from everywhere, even the fucking banished zone, support cards everywhere, outrageous spells and traps, and crazy fusion monsters! He could see the aftereffects of Mirrorjade and Venom's help here, after all, the deck was centered around fusion cards and counters named Serpentine Dragon Counters. And boy oh boy, were these counters useful.
'What in the fuck did I just read...?' After going through the entire thing, Zane was even more speechless. He might have just read a whole ass book. He didn't even know there were cards with that many words! And the words were hella nonsense too, he didn't even know how this deck was going to be allowed to be used. His best pal was seriously going to bring back the ban list, huh?
"Girl, you're getting OTKed (One Turn Kill) so fucking hard..." He laughed to himself, confusing her :"What does OTKed mean?" With a mean smirk, he put his deck and extra deck on the platform :"It means One Turn Kill. And believe me, you're not going to enjoy it."
"Hehehehe, we'll have to see who'll have the last laugh then." DMG giggled in provocation :"Then without further ado,"
Alistair/DMG :"Let's duel!"
"And I'll go first!" Dark Magician Girl chirped happily, and Zane, along with the duel spirits, watched in interest :"Then first, I activate my spell card, Dark Magician Circle! You see, when this card is activated, I can look at the top three cards of my deck and add one Dark Magician monster, or one spell or trap card that mentions it in its text! And that's just one of this sweet card's effects~.
[Dark Magician Circle: Continuous Spell
Effect(s): When this card is activated: Look at the top 3 cards of your Deck, then you can reveal 1 "Dark Magician" or 1 Spell/Trap that specifically lists the card "Dark Magician" in its text, among them, and add it to your hand, also place the remaining cards on top of your Deck in any order. If "Dark Magician" is Normal or Special Summoned to your field (except during the Damage Step): You can target 1 card your opponent controls; banish it. You can only use each effect of "Dark Magical Circle" once per turn.]
And I'll add... Soul Servant to my hand! Then I'll activate my Apprentice Illusion Magician's effect to special summon it by discarding one card, and I'll discard Soul Servant! Say hello to my cute junior!"
[Apprentice Illusion Magician: Spellcaster/ Effect/ Dark/ Lv 6/ 2,000 ATK/ 1,700 Def
Effect(s): You can Special Summon this card (from your hand) by discarding 1 card. If this card is Normal or Special Summoned: You can add 1 "Dark Magician" from your Deck to your hand. During damage calculation, if your other DARK Spellcaster monster battles an opponent's monster (Quick Effect): You can send this card from your hand or face-up field to the GY; that monster you control gains 2000 ATK/DEF during that damage calculation only.
On the platform, the card of the Apprentice Illusion Magician appeared, before the chocolate skinned (A/N: NIGG-) girl emerged from her card. As the boys watched in amazement, the mini AIM smiled and waved at DMG :"Hey, Dark Magician Girl! What's up?"
"Oh, you know, just having fun." DMG smiled back :"But enough chit chat, we've got a duel to win!" AIM nodded excitedly :"Then let's show this guy- oh, wow... he's handsome..." But blushed when she saw their opponent. Watching her looking at him in amazement, Alistair grew amused :"I'm flattered, but you need to focus if you want this duel to continue, sweetheart."
"Yeah, stop spacing out, geez! We're in a duel, you know?! You can't just be seduced by the opponent!" DMG pouted at her junior. Whose side was the girl on?! But said junior pointed at her in accusation :"Look who's talking! You're telling me you don't think he's handsome?! Look him in the eyes and say it then!"
Feeling challenged, DMG accepted with a scoff. But as her eyes moved to look at the crimson orbs, looking back at her through his long eyelashes, forget about denying it, she couldn't even look at him for long. Face a crimson shade, she looked away with a cough :"A-anyway, that's not important right now!"
"Oh, I think that's the most important part right now." AIM scoffed, smiling at the noiret and waving her fingers at him :"Hey~, handsome. How you doing?" Annoyed, DMG argued again. Feeling smug, Alistair turned to Zane, bouncing his eyebrows up and down smugly. Zane sighed, but an amused smile betrayed his facade.
"Alright, alright, that's enough. You can argue about my looks later, but right now, we've got a show to finish." He interrupted, and the smile that was replaced by an evil smirk spoke volume of him not fooling around anymore.
"Alright then, let's see if your skills are as amazing as your looks, pretty boy!" AIM smirked, growing serious as well. DMG also refocused :"Then let's continue, and I'll do it by showing you Apprentice Illusion Magician's magical trick! When she is summoned, I can add one Dark Magician from my deck to my hand! So you'll be able to see my teacher quite soon!"
Searching through her deck, she took out a Dark Magician, before continuing :"Then I normal summon Chocolate Magician Girl in attack mode!"
[Chocolate Magician Girl: Spellcaster/ Effect/ Water/ Lv 4/ 1,600 ATK/ 1,000 Def
Effect(s): Once per turn: You can discard 1 Spellcaster-Type monster; draw 1 card. Once per turn, if this card is targeted for an attack: You can target 1 Spellcaster-Type monster in your Graveyard, except "Chocolate Magician Girl"; Special Summon it, then change the attack target to it, and if you do, the attacking monster's ATK becomes half its current ATK.]
With another monster on the field, another mini girl emerged from her card. White in skin color, unlike her name, and wearing a skanky outfit that could give DMG's clothes a run for its money.
"Hello~, everyone!" She posed excitedly :"Yours truly is in town! Oh hey, Apprentice Illusion Magician, Dark Magician Girl!" She waved, they waved back :"Hey~!" She chuckled smugly :"So we're dueling, huh? Let's see who I'm going to teach a lesson to- oh, wow... he's handsome..." Guess they really were an archetype, all of them reacted the same.
"Ugh, not again..." Dark Magician Girl sighed in defeat, tired of her juniors getting seduced so easily. At this rate, she might as well throw in the towel early, because she felt like the girls were just going to not listen to her in the duel.
Weekly Power Status
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