All of them were seated comfortably with tea, biscuits and fruits in front of them on the table. Nyx sat like she owned the place and was just watching the show.
"I have finished the task you asked of me and I believe I have proved myself by changing the world. Now I believe I deserve to know why I was summoned here and the way back home." Naruto spoke as he sat straight and looked at Gaea with unwavering gaze.
Naruto didn't act any differently in front of the primordials while Diana, Donna, and Hippolyta were awed by their presence. It was an honor to them especially Hippolyta. Gaea was the person that kept this world safe from threats too big to handle. It was not the Olympians that kept others at bay especially since their powers had dwindled while Gaea remained in power like the old days.
Unlike the retarded children, she was never tempted by the words spread by Darkseid to tie their power to faith.
It was because they got weak that Darkseid dared to invade earth and he has done so in multiple universes but his avatar was always limited in power because he didn't want Gaea to intervene.
Gaea trusted the heroes to handle the invasion at such levels and they had done as she expected.
On the other hand, Raven felt her powers react to their presence as Trigon wanted her to kill them and open an entrance for him from the blood and bones of the Primordials, Titans and Olympians.
Her father was a universal conqueror beyond the level of majority beings in the Multiverse and not even Nyx was his match.
He had been barred from entering new dimensions through the team effort of countless cosmic beings. He was being on the levels of the Anti-Monitor and Specter.
As such Raven held Naruto's hand and calmed down her instincts while Kara acted the same as Naruto.
"You are correct in your assumption, my child. I brought you for a reason and left you alone to see, whether you were capable enough for the task." Gaea replied with a warm smile on her face as she indicated for her guest to eat the bounties of earth that she made personally.
"I am honored but, isn't there anyone else that you could have chosen."
"No, there isn't. You are the only that could solve this problem. I will explain so please listen carefully. This Universe is in great danger from a being that surpasses all of us in power and even demons like Trigon as not its match.
Our Universe has faced many crises before and survived one way or another and this crisis is worse than the previous ones by a factor. The threat will cause the Multiverse to disappear completely. Since I got this knowledge, I have been in contact with other higher beings to resist such a threat. From this we found you, you are deeply connected to the crisis.
There are only few chances of passing through the event successfully and they all come down to you. We are not sure how you can make a difference, but it is what we have found.
The threat is a universe itself that is consuming all other universes and many universes have disappeared. We only have a decade left to prepare for it before it consumes our universe." Gaea explained in a serious tone to impress upon them the horror of what they were looking at. This was slightly similar to what Anti-Monitor had done but none of these children remembered what had taken place as several universes had combined to form this current world because of that crisis.
Listening to these words even Nyx had a serious expression as the threat was just that dangerous for them.
Naruto and the group were shocked at what they had just heard. It was beyond their expectations by a thousand times. Naruto had expected something grand but what the fuck.
"Okay, I got your point about this threat that is going to kill us. But, how am I relevant in such a conflict?" Naruto asked as he just couldn't see it. There was no way ten years were enough for him to attain such power even if it was possible.
Kara thought back to her talk with adult Naruto. He mentioned the crisis and training but never said anything about confronting it.
'Why didn't he say anything?' Kara was confused now. She knew Naruto would never leave out details necessary for their survival.
"I see, you have finally arrived at this point." A person that they never expected to see appeared in this domain shocking all of them.
Kara was the only one who had seen him and they all turned to face Adult Naruto from the alternative future.
Naruto looked at his counterpart who looked just few years older than him but was supposed to be 100 years old. The man was a Universal Conqueror with a strict personality.
He wore casual clothes to this meeting and made a chair to sit while looking at them like they were his guests.
Gaia and Nyx were very much aware of his powers as they couldn't even muster up the desire to fight him.
"Why are you here?" Kara asked and broke the silence as Naruto was lost in trying to analyze the man.
"It's time for you to understand what you will be facing in the future. All of our survival hinges on the battle and just as you concluded, I have not faced the crisis yet. But it will soon arrive and I am like the final shield for this Universe. You must be wondering why Naruto, it is because the universe that coming for us has a counterpart for everyone else and Naruto is the only one that can enter the world. Not just Naruto but also people that only exist because of Naruto. It is the reason why he is the only one that can stop it. Of course not alone, since the counter parts would rip him apart if the other beings of the universe don't give support. He won't be going alone as I will also join to protect my world." Adult Naruto explained calmly with a small smile on his face as he looked at them.
His words finally shed some light on this mysterious crisis and made them understand why Naruto was chosen.
"Okay, I can enter the world but how am I supposed to stop the culprit." Naruto asked the question on everyone's mind.
"I don't have answers to every question, so we will only learn after trying it out. We can only prepare ourselves to the best of our capabilities and hope for the best." Adult replied as he got up and walked closer to Naruto and placed his hand on Naruto's shoulder.
"You have been doing well kid. I am impressed, better than my powers at this age. With that I bid you adios my friends and let us meet on the dawn of the battle for our survival." With those words the man disappeared like he came.
"With this I believe everyone has a clearer picture of our mission. We need to get Naruto to higher stage before we are hit." Gaea said as she looked at them and Nyx.
"How do you plan to do that?" Naruto asked as he turned around with a curios look.
"We can't inject you with enormous power directly and risk you getting rejected as well. So the only thing we can do is, let you beat different powerful beings to absorb them and help your abilities reach a new level. I will awaken your genes from your ancestor. The Otsutsuki are powerful species that travel across different Universes and devour planets.
They have been blessed by the Universe but their pride and arrogance has kept them from utilizing their full potential. Regardless, they are still one of the strongest forces in the Universe. With that potential, you can grow faster and inherit new abilities." Gaea explained gently with an expectant expression.
For Naruto this was some heavy stuff. Doing genetic manipulation with the help of an unknown woman that could easily fool his senses was a risky thing.
"Give me some time to think about it. We have years to prepare so just give me a month." Naruto decided not to be hasty about it. He didn't need Gaea's help to become stronger. He had other means as well.
"No problem, I will be waiting for you patiently." Gaea didn't show any discontent and placed her hand on his face before giving him a kiss on his forehead.
"My blessing will help improve your power over nature." Gaea said as she sent them back to Earth, making her the sole person in this domain.
Nyx had slipped by with excitement on her face that had been enhanced after seeing the Adult Naruto. She could feel her presence on him.
That man must have conquered her like he conquered his Universe.
"I want to play with you so much!"
 
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A.N Hope you enjoyed and comment

There are now two versions of this story since I decided to reboot it. The new version will start different and Naruto in this would be different. The plot points from the previous version will also take place but more plot would be added in between. This time I will try better with the characters since most of them didn't have any screen time.

The new version is called Emperor of Mankind

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One life had come to an end but the regrets of the past live on. Witness Naruto adjusting to a new life without regrets in a world filled with hidden dangers and opportunities.

 Disclaimer: I don't own anything.

Konoha…


Yamanaka household…


After greeting Ino's mother Naruto followed Ino and her mother inside their store where Ino's mother looks at everything for the last time to check if everything is in the proper place and confirming there is nothing out of the ordinary she nods her head and prepared to leave just to found out Naruto looking at some plants at the side of the store.


"Are you interested in those plants? " Ino's mother asked with a smile looking at Naruto's curious face.


"Yes, I was just wondering. If I am right about the usage of these plants or not? " Naruto replied with a nod hearing her.


"Do you know these plants? " Ino's mother asked with a curious face looking at Naruto wondering is he really knows anything more than that this isn't just flowers but also has medicinal effect in them, well almost all the flowers in this shop contain some medical effects but the ones Naruto is looking at are the ones she sends to the village medicine research center, so this is some special and rear ones in them.


"I think this one is called blood. " Naruto started explaining the name and the simple usage that he read in the Shinobi Academy's library.


"I didn't expect you to be this knowledgeable Naruto. " Ino's mother said with an impressed smile looking at Naruto because her own daughter doesn't know how to use and names of the plants Naruto just indicated just to her forget about Ino even she also didn't know about some of the plant's usages and after hearing Naruto's explanation she felt the research institute is paying less than the price they should give her for each plant and felt a little angry at them.


"Well, I saw them in the library a while ago. " Naruto replied with a humble smile.


'Even though he is only 10 years old boy he talks like an adult it must have been hard for him. ' Ino's mother thought while looking at Naruto's humble behavior than with a smile she asked "Alright let's go.we are getting late for Inami-chan's birthday party and if we go anymore late she might get angry at us. "


"Today is Inami-chan's birthday? " Naruto asked surprised by her words and looked at Ino with a surprised face.


"You didn't know? " Ino's mother got surprised finding he didn't know then she asked "Then why do you have this? "


Looking at where Ino's mother pointing at Naruto found she is pointing at his right hand which is holding the gifts he brought for the first visit to Ino's family well good thing he didn't come empty-handed and embarrassed himself after all that will be a bad thing for a man with his status even if he has reincarnated no one should look down up the man he was in the past, at present and even in the future. 


"Oh that I... " Naruto didn't know how to explain and looked at Ino.


' I didn't tell you because I thought you don't have enough money and inviting you directly you would want to buy something for Inami but with your financial problem, I don't want you to get in any more problems than you already are in. If I had told you I thought I would hurt your pride and from the past few days, I know how proud you are of yourself even if you don't show it directly. So I was silent all the time and I still can't explain my reason to you even now. ' Ino thought to herself and looking at Naruto for an explanation she shook her head and reminded "Mom let's hurry. "


"Yes,  yes.." Ino's mother said as they made their way toward the Yamanaka residential area.


"Ino you didn't tell me before. " Naruto complained in a low tone coming closer to Ino by the side of her ears.


Ino feeling his warm breath and so closer voice felt strange making her face going red and quickly pushed Naruto away "Not so close Naruto. "


"Is something wrong? " Ino's mother who is walking in the front asked with confusion hearing the commotion behind her.


"No everything is a ring mom. " Ino quickly said to her mother but her face is still a little red.


"Way is your face red all of a sudden? " Ino's mother asked worriedly and came closer to check her temperature then shaking her head "No everything is alright. "


"Mom I told you everything is alright. " Ino's shouted with frustration.


"Naruto, don't do anything strange? you guys are still too young. " Ino's mother warned with a serious face then started walking but after walking a few steps she again warned "Even if Ino like you. You are still not allowed to do anything till you two grow up and get married. "


"Mom~ " Ino shouted embarrassed with a red face hearing her mother telling her secret directly to Naruto.


"What are you talking about? " Naruto didn't understand what she wanted to say.


"You will understand ones you grow up. " Looking at Naruto who is very young Ino's mother said with a nod thinking he is still too innocent to understand anything about adult stuff.


With a confused face, Naruto followed behind Ino's mother with Ino whose face is not red like a red tomato.


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Yamanaka Residential area…


After arriving in the Yamanaka residential area Naruto found the atmosphere in the clan area is normal and from the looks, it didn't seem as an atmosphere of a birthday but like a normal day.


"Ino. " Naruto asked from afar this time after the last time's incident.


"Do you want to ask anything? " Ino asked looking at Naruto's direction to find he is looking at her confusedly.


"Are we really going to Inami-chan's birthday or we are in the wrong place because to me this atmosphere doesn't seem one to me. " Naruto asked with a serious face.


"Oh that. " Ino nodded in understanding and started explaining "You see we are not doing the birthday party with only our family members not everyone in the clan because if we did that we would have also invited Akamichi and Nara clan members as well. "



"Then should I be here? " Naruto asked with confusion as to why would she invite him but leave Shikamaru and Choji.

Ken a multitalented businessman and scientist transmigrated into Naruto's body when Naruto was severely injured then their soul and memories fused together. As Ken's soul was stronger and powerful then Naruto his most of the characteristics remains and a new being gets born.

Mature .
The feminine beauty smiled flamboyantly at Naruto's remark, and with a smirk said
" Little brother, I had no idea you were so good at coaxing people. "
Naruto said in all seriousness.
" Beautiful sister, it's the truth, the great truth. "
Looking at Naruto's serious expression, she smiled even more.
The woman's smile grew even wider, and her entire body swayed like a flower.
Naruto wanted to say something else to increase the impact.
Iruka, unable to watch, put his hands on his waist and shouted at Naruto
" Naruto, don't talk nonsense, this is Sensei Kurenai Yūhi, Captain Jonnin of the 8th squad. "
No wonder she's so familiar, no wonder she's so charming and mature, she's Asuma-sensei's lover.
It was Asuma-sensei's lover, Kurenai Yūhi... However, he was probably just in love with her.
Kurenai Yūhi looked at Naruto's pensive expression, smiled, and said calmly
" Don't call me teacher, just call me sister. "
Naruto trailed off and chuckled.
" Kurenai Yūhi Sister, I didn't know you were beautiful and had such a good personality. "
Kurenai Yūhi laughed again at Naruto's remark, and she suddenly felt that the little fellow was so amusing that she had laughed this day, more than she had in a year.
With a big smile on her face, she said
" Naruto little brother, you're not doing me any favors with that compliment. "
Naruto said with a smile.
" I'm just feeling it, how dare I ask for any favors. "
Kurenai Yūhi smiled and stroked Naruto's head, saying
" Didn't think you were such a kid, looks like Iruka was right about that. "
Iruka interjected at the right time.
" I told you the boy was simply a slick as a tack. "
Finished Iruka shook his head and sighed. He was really jealous of Naruto now, he hadn't thought that Naruto had made Kurenai Yūhi laugh with a few words, a feat he didn't have.
Naruto said with a playful smile
" Overpraise. "
Kurenai Yūhi was flabbergasted, and now the laughing almost couldn't straighten up, hugging his stomach and laughing.
However that laughter was soft and sweet, like a breeze blowing through your heart.
Iruka was so jealous that she pretended to be serious and said
" Naruto , hurry home , now I have things to discuss with the teacher. "
Hearing Iruka's words, Naruto's face fell bitterly, he couldn't let Iruka run away, or what would happen to his dinner?
Thinking of the sumptuous dinner, Naruto looked at Iruka with a bitter face, pretending to be pitiful and said
" Iruka sir, I am so hungry now I can't even walk to go back. "
Naruto's act of pity was very effective.
I saw Kurenai Yūhi's laughing expression subside, and he touched Naruto's head with a look of distress, saying
" I didn't realize Naruto's brother was so pathetic, so why don't I treat you to a big dinner now. "
Naruto's eyes lit up at the thought of the meal and he looked at Kurenai Yūhi excitedly and said
" Yes, yes, thank you sister. "
Naruto smiled afterwards, and his baby face, which was already very cute, was really charming when he smiled.
For the adult.
Mature women's beauty is especially great.
Kurenai Yūhi, with a faint smile on her face, stroked Naruto's head with her soft white hand.
Kurenai Yūhi, with a faint smile on her face, touched Naruto's head with her white, tender hand and said
" I didn't expect Naruto's brother to be such a good boy, well, today my sister will pay for a big meal for you. "
He then reached out and grabbed Naruto, walking towards a restaurant with a sweet smile on his face.
Naruto felt the softness of Kurenai Yūhi's hands as they grasped him, however, they were a bit rougher than Sakura's. I think it's because of the long practice.
They were soft, however, a bit rougher than Sakura's, probably because of years of practice.
The thumb and forefinger are still a little thick and sodden, however, this does not affect the softness of these hands.
On the contrary, it adds to the softness of the hands.
It adds to the softness of these white, soft hands.
I didn't expect Kurenai Yūhi to be so nice to Naruto, and Iruka wondered how a few wisecracks could be so attractive.
Of course the wisecracks had to come from someone, and Naruto, with his baby face, was a hundred times more deadly than those of an adult.
An adult saying a wisecrack, that's a tease.
A child saying wisecracks, that's flirting.
Obviously teasing gives a very disgusting feeling for a while, and teasing is a cute feeling for a while.
At this point, Kurenai Yūhi thought Naruto was cute, very cute.
This triggered her inner maternal nature.
Seeing that Kurenai Yūhi was really going to take Naruto to dinner regardless of the task, Iruka hurriedly followed up, punched him in the face and said bitterly
" Kurenai Yūhi Teacher, your class is waiting for you. "
Seeing that Iruka was in front of her, Kurenai Yūhi turned his face and said in a very unpleasant manner
" A couple of small children, it doesn't matter if you wait a few more minutes, Naruto's brother, but you're half starving now. "
Apparently now Kurenai Yūhi only thought Naruto's stomach was the most important thing and didn't want to worry about anything else.
Iruka flinched, now he finally understood the power of women, passionate about one thing, then everything else could be left behind.
And even more so with people.
Kurenai Yūhi didn't care if Iruka flinched or not, all she cared about now was Naruto's lack of food.
More than anything, that was a big deal.
Iruka took Naruto to a restaurant and walked in.
Naruto took one look at Iruka's dejected face and wanted to laugh, but now he understood why Iruka had no luck with women.
How could a woman be attracted to such a big-hearted character.
And she wasn't much to look at either.
Thinking of this, Naruto made a funny face at Iruka without being noticed by Kurenai Yūhi.
Looking at Naruto's face, Iruka's fire nearly burst, and he really wanted to beat Naruto up.
Unfortunately, Sensei Kurenai Yūhi was defending him, and he just promised that if he beat Naruto up, he might get beaten up by Kurenai Yūhi.
Jonnin, the illusionist, was no joke when it came to beating people up.
Iruka had no choice but to follow with a bitter face.
Once inside the house, they sat down at an empty seat.
Naruto rudely waved his hand to the ninja like waiter and said
" Bring out your 3 most expensive dishes. "
Iruka slapped the table and couldn't help but say.
" Naruto , don't you go too far. "
Naruto gave Iruka a differing glance and said with great puzzlement
" Iruka teacher, it's not like you are buying, why are you in such a hurry. "
Iruka was so angry at Naruto's words that she turned to look at Kurenai Yūhi, ready to tell him not to trust Naruto's appearance, but to look inside.
Iruka was about to tell him not to believe Naruto's appearance, but to look inside.
The woman stared directly at him with a very unhappy expression, both her eyebrows furrowed.
It was obvious that she was a bit disgusted with Iruka's yelling.
When she turned to Naruto, her smile immediately blossomed and she smiled and said
" Naruto brother, eat whatever you want, sister I can still afford it. "
Naruto's eyes lit up and he pretended to be happy and shouted
" That's wonderful, beautiful sister, beautiful and good-hearted, whoever wants to marry you, what a blessing for him. "
Kurenai Yūhi was again amused, smiled, reached out her white fingers and pressed them to Naruto's head, saying
" Little Slick. "
Iruka's mouth twitched and opened slightly at the sight of the two of them getting close, that look of disbelief all over his face.
He just couldn't figure out what in the world that had to say to make Kurenai Yūhi so happy .
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Treacherous geeks cross over into Naruto Uzumaki, with the strongest system to build the strongest Hokage.
A geek: "Wait, let's see what this daily quest is about... well, it's pretty simple: kick Third Hokage's butt. Okay, I'll admit that you're setting me up, but is Hokage's buttock something that can be kicked, and if it is, will Anbu Black Ops leave me alone? God, someone help me. " 
A system: " I am God. " 
" ...... "
A geek: " You gripe, I'll do it, just kick the buttock, what's the big deal? After eighteen years at most, I'm still a good man. "

Written by: Toad in Pursuit of a Dream (追求梦想的蛤蟆)
Translated by: ltdagabriel
Hokage's Strongest System(火影之最强系统)

"this is!!"
Xianglin looked at Naruto in amazement, and his whole body froze in place.
The warm little face was filled with horror, as if he had seen some terrible scene, and was so scared that he couldn't move.
"Ok?"
Naruto's eyes narrowed slightly, and he looked at Phosphorus with a faint smile, and then stepped up to her, blocking the sight of Sasuke and Sakura.
"I saved you, shouldn't you thank me?" Naruto said quietly.
"Thanks...thank you."
Xianglin hurriedly bowed his head to thank, but still couldn't hide the shock in his eyes.
"Where are your teammates?" Naruto asked knowingly.
"They ran away, and I don't know where they are now. Oh, by the way, my name is Phosphorus. What should I call you?"
"My name is Naruto."
Naruto replied, staring at the fragrant phosphorus with his eyes, this girl's perception ability is very strong, that Kagura heart eyes can be said to be very good.
 According to Naruto's attempts during this period of time, the ordinary perception ninja could not detect his situation, but Xianglin's attitude had changed significantly just now, and it seemed to have discovered something.
This caused Naruto to be curious about her abilities. He wondered whether there was a connection between Xianglin's perception ability and his own perception ability, after all, they belonged to the vortex family.
and so.
Naruto intends to ask about her abilities, the most important thing is to ask clearly what she saw, but it is not appropriate to ask now because Sasuke and Sakura are there.
Naruto thought for a while and said, "It seems that your companion has given you up. How about teaming up with us? At least I can leave the dead forest alive."
"This..."
Xianglin hesitated for two seconds when he heard this, then thought of something, nodded and said: "Okay...Okay."
"Well, let's go."
After Naruto finished speaking, he jumped on the back of the big brown bear and stepped on it to look down at the Xianglin and others below.
"Come up."
"it is good!"
Whoosh whoosh!
Everyone came to the back of the big brown bear, but both Sakura and Sasuke looked at Naruto in doubt, not knowing why he brought this fragrant phosphorus.
 Naruto ignored them, but looked to the southeast.
Because in his perception, Oshe Maru began to search for them near the passage, and determined the direction, and was coming towards this side.
"Are you coming? Just to make fun of him." Naruto had a smirk in his eyes, and his hands began to seal.
The technique of multiple shadow clones!
Bang bang bang bang bang bang!
A large number of shadow avatars suddenly appeared, causing Sasuke and the others to be taken aback.
"What's the matter?" Sasuke asked suspiciously.
"It's okay, I have encountered something interesting." After Naruto finished speaking, he stretched out his right hand and instantly five packs of detonating symbols appeared in his hand.
"Detonation talisman? Naruto, where do you get so many detonation talisman?"
Sakura looked at these detonating charms in surprise. There are almost two hundred detonating charms per pack, and five packs are 1,000. If so many detonating charms explode, the power would be beyond imagination.
 "Where is this, there are many more."
Naruto smiled, suddenly jumped into the shadow clone, and then gave a lot of things to the shadow clone, and then he drove the big brown bear towards the distance.
 The shadow avatars followed Naruto's orders and began to arrange traps around.
the other side.
Wearing a hat on his head, Osamaru led two of his subordinates and moved quickly on the tree, heading towards Sasuke's direction.
"Hurry up, I can't help but look at him." Da She Wan's tongue licked his lips and said in a gloomy voice.
"It's an adult."
The two hat ninjas bowed their heads respectfully, and then moved faster.
The speed of the three people was quite fast, and they were closer to Naruto's passage, so in a short time, they came to the place where Naruto stayed before.
"Tsk tusk, I can smell his breath, it's not far from here, I can't wait."
Oshemaru stayed beside a big tree and found the trace left by Sasuke, with a smile on his face.
"Go, keep chasing."
"It's an adult."
boom!
A huge roar shook all directions. Not long after the three of them rushed out, one of them stepped on the trap and exploded instantly.
Whoosh whoosh!
Oshemaru squinted his eyes and stepped back, patted a trace of dust on his body and said lightly: "Interesting, I set a trap, but it's useless to me."
 Dashemaru finished speaking and was about to move forward, the two dragons next to him rushed over in embarrassment, and said: "My lord, we will help you find the way ahead."
"No, the small traps can't help me." Da Shemaru smiled confidently, then raised his hand to point out the hidden locations of those traps.
"Here, here, and here are all traps. The traps are laid to a certain level, but unfortunately they are still a bit worse." Da She Maru commented lightly.
Under his comment, the two hatred under Shinobu, and quickly lifted the trap they found.
"Okay, let's go, they are all traps played by children, there is no danger." Da She Wan waved his hand.
"It's an adult."
After the two subordinates bowed and saluted, they continued to move forward.
boom!
The fire blazed into the sky, the mud flew around, and there was a certain smell in the mud.
The two hat ninjas who had just rushed out, smelled the stench on their bodies, and glanced at Da She Wan faintly, looking very depressed.
"Chain concealed traps? This kind of traps are generally unacceptable, and they are extremely concealed. The only drawback is that they are too concealed, so they are very powerful and disgusting at most."
Da She Wan commented lightly, he was not affected at all, after all, his strength is very extraordinary, and a small trap can't help him.
 But the strength of the two subordinates was too weak, and they were a little weak in the face of these traps. In addition, the traps were set up very well, which made Da She Wan frowned.
However, thinking that the exam time has only started not long ago, it is impossible for the opponent to set too many traps. At most, set a few more in front, which makes Dashemaru stretch out his brows and believe in himself.
"It seems that I'm going to be a little more serious. They won't leave too far. As long as these traps are broken, they can be found."
As he spoke, O She Maru began to observe the nearby traps carefully, and quickly got rid of all the traps, even the hidden chain traps were solved, which made the two subordinates look at him very admiringly.
But Dashemaru was not happy, because he found that there were too many traps, and many traps were fake traps. Once true, the number of detonating charms in the traps was still quite large and must be removed.
But dismantling them one by one in this way took him a lot of time, and the key two subordinates were so stinky that he didn't like it very much.
"Wait, is it true that traps attack people and disgusting people are real?"
Da She Wan suddenly reacted and turned to look at the two smelly subordinates, vaguely feeling that the person who arranged the trap had no conspiracy at all, but a naked conspiracy.
If you want to chase, you have to break the trap, and then you have to endure the smell. If you make a detour, the speed of chasing will decrease, which will consume a lot of time. This is really disgusting.
"These three little ghosts are really irritating. They make me very upset before I even start contacting them. Waiting seems to be wrong."

This is not my story I'm putting it on webnovel for all the dumb fuckers who dont see that i put the authors name in the title. If you dont have anything good to say dont comment at all fucking asshole virgin motherfuckers who will never get laid.

Travel through the world of Naruto to become Uzumaki Naruto and open the infinite comprehensive system.

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Tak pernah terduga jika hubungan asmara diantara meraka menjadi sebgitu pelik

*****SPOILERS KINDA*****

I'll try updating it often, let me know if there's someone I'm forgetting...

I'm only gonna add extra info for some OC/Semi-OC/AU/Semi-AU, only because you can't look them up. The holy trinity/3 sizes are not gonna be added at all as they are a bitch to find sometimes, if anything I'll just use terms like "big", "small", "? cup" and such... fuck the details in this case lol... if I could find it, I'll add it, let me know if you know any in the comments.
As for nitpickers over breastfeeding 1-2 year-olds, (if there are any)... shut up lol
***The (WHO) World Health Organization recommends exclusive breastfeeding (i.e. no other fluids or solids) for six months and then continued breastfeeding combined with solid foods for 2 years or as long as mother and baby desire.***
...Then there the game of thrones kid...
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Lily / Ava (the rest of his first life's harem too)

•They no longer matter to the main story besides being the ones that made Menma into what he is. The original duo might be mentioned in passing but won't make an actual appearance in his new life.

•System voice is a mix/fusion of their voices.
One of the things Menma asked for besides that was that he doesn't want to run into any doppelgänger of them or himself.

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Uzumaki, Mina (Karin's Mom, didn't have any real info, so I needed to make it up)

•From: Naruto World (Semi-OC/AU)
•Age: 27 (DOB - 5/30/?)
•Hair: Red (Straight, chin-length)
•Eyes: Grayish Lavender
•Skin: Fair
•Height: 170 cm / 5' 6"
•Weight: 54 kg / 119 lb (post birth)
•New Bio: Survivor of Uzushio's destruction... Married a farmer and got pregnant, she and her husband were on their way to Grass country. They encountered bandits which killed her husband (who'll remain nameless), she was about to be r*ped but was saved by Menma on his first day out. She was in a state of shock since then until she reunited Kushina, they were like sisters back in Uzu.
•Relation to Menma: Considered an unofficial lover by the system, but is put on hold now that she's no longer in a broken state. She has agreed to live in Menma's Uzumaki compound.
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Uzumaki, Karin (Now born in Konoha, not Kusa)

•From: Naruto World
•Age: 0 (6/20/?)
•Hair: Red
•Eyes: Red
•Skin: Fair
•Adult Height: 166 cm / 5' 4"
•Adult Weight: 46 kg / 101 lb
•New Bio: Daughter of Mina, no longer forced to become a disposable kunoichi used only for healing bite. She will not be obsessed with Sasuke since she'll have Menma to admire hehehe. She will learn to use everything Uzumaki related through Kushina and Mina. Healing bite will be kept secret from the village.
•Relation to Menma: Undefined
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Fuu (same as the canon, just altered life)

•From: Naruto World (Semi-AU)
•Age: 1 (8/8/?)
•Hair: Mint Green
•Eyes: Orange
•Skin: Dark Tan
•Adult Height: 160 cm / 5' 2"
•Adult Weight: 47 kg / 104 lb
•Bio: 7 Tails (Chōmei) Jinchuuriki... due to Menmas alterations (reasons revealed later), she is not on the anyone's radar as a Jinchuuriki. Hence Menma was able to abduct her easily.
•Relation to Menma: Betrothed to Menma *listed as adopted by Maria in frost country*
•Character Tic: -ssu
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Ajisai (Pain's female body, Animal Path... though Menma doesn't know yet)

•Age: 2 (7/2/?)
•Hair: Brownish Purple
•Eyes: Light Green
•Skin: Fair
•Adult Height: 155 cm / 5' 1"
•Adult Weight: 50 kg / 112 lb
•Bio: Abducted as a baby by Menma when he was originally aiming for Fuu. According to documents from the library, she was already scheduled to be shipped off to Amegakure (Hidden Rain Village), in the next few weeks. (Ame wasn't specifically mentioned though) 
•Relation to Menma: Betrothed to Menma *listed as adopted by Maria in frost country*
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Uzumaki, Kushina (Naruto's Mom)

•From: Naruto World
•Age: 24 as of Naruto's birth (7/20/?)
•Hair: Red
•Eyes: Greyish Violet
•Skin: Fair
•Height: 165 cm / 5' 4"
•Weight: 47 kg / 103 lb
•Relation to Menma: Tricked into marriage contract that comes into effect when Minato dies... So she's technically Menma's Wife
•Character Tic: Dattebane
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Inuzuka, Tsume

•From: Naruto World
•Age: 23 (8/12/?)
•Hair: Brown (Untamed, Spiky)
•Eyes: Black (Slit shaped)
•Skin: Lightly Tanned 
•Height: 163 cm / 5' 3"
•Weight: 51 kg / 133 lb
•Relation to Menma: Mother-in-Law and future wife candidate, Menma has to beat her first.
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Inuzuka, Hana

•From: Naruto World
•Age: 6 (4/13/?)
•Hair: Brown (Long ponytail and two locks of hair hanging over both eyes)
•Eyes: Black (Slit shaped)
•Skin: Fair (Traditional Inuzuka red fang tattoos on her cheeks)
•Adult Height: 170 cm / 5' 5"
•Adult Weight: 52 kg / 115 lb
•Relation to Menma: Wife, through Inuzuka clan style marriage. Menma is her alpha after she submitted to him. She won't move in with him until he and she both graduate from the academy.
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Mitarashi, Anko

•From: Naruto World
•Age: 11 (10/24/?)
•Hair: Violet (Spiky, fanned-ponytail)
•Eyes: Light Brown (pupil-less)
•Skin: Fair
•Adult Height: 167 cm / 5' 4"
•Adult Weight: 45 kg / 100 lb
•Relation to Menma: First Kiss, enemy (kinda)
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Ayane (Teuchi's Daughter/ Ichiraku Waitress)

•From: Naruto World
•Age: 5 (2/14/?)
•Hair: Dark Brown (Long)
•Eyes: Black
•Skin: Fair
•Adult Height: 160 cm / 5' 2"
•Adult Weight: 41 kg / 90 lb
•Relation to Menma: Playdates?
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I, a 17 year old emotionless sex maniac with a few  years of assassin training died...

Through the miracle of plot armor I am granted emotions and a second chance at life to live in my own personal multiverse. Now I will create a harem and travel the multiverse as I please.

This is my heaven...



Massive harem, so if you don’t like harems then you more than likely won’t like this. So I don’t want to hear any whining, if you don’t like it then make your own. Constructive criticism is fine, but don’t try to push your ideals onto me. No BL/Yaoi, No bad NTR as in never a victim, only the perpetrator lol.

Also side note, I won’t drop this, but it will most likely have sporadic updates as I am quite easily sidetracked by other stuff.

****I don’t own Naruto or any of the works that will appear later on in the story, I will only take credit for My character and the way the story unfolds, even the cover art is an altered Kitano Ken from Sun-Ken-Rock****

"Hey, why don't you just fight back?" A four-year-old Shikamaru asked, as he stared down at a freshly beaten Naruto. "I'm not one for showing off, but if you fought back, they would probably stop hitting you."

"No, if I hit back, the adults will get more fearful of me. They don't beat me up because I'm small, they beat me up because their parents do it, and encourage their kids to. And if the adults get scared of me, they will hurt me more than they already do." Said Naruto, his tone making it sound like it should be obvious to everyone.

"But, why do they hate you that much?" Asked Shikamaru, as he cocked his head to the side, confused by what Naruto was saying.

"Well if I knew, I would fix it so they would stop." This was the sarcastic reply from Naruto, as he glared at the ground. Then he noticed a shadow fall across his legs. Looking up, he saw Shikamaru holding his hand out for Naruto.

"You can come to my house; I promise my parents won't hate you. My mom will clean you up and the woman will probably insist that you stay for dinner." Shikamaru said, smiling down at Naruto.

Naruto grabbed his hand and pulled himself up. "Naruto Uzumaki!" He said, with a large smile on his face.

"Shikamaru Nara." He said, as he turned around to lead Naruto to his house.

Naruto yawned loudly as he lazily threw his hands behind his head and closed his eyes as he walked behind a few of his classmates outside the doors of the 1-A classroom.

Last night, Naruto had stayed up most of the night going over events that were happening in the villain world and planning the next few steps that were going to be taken, especially with the upcoming field trip. Additionally, today's hero training class was studying hero's and battle tactics instead of actually getting up and moving around. So, Naruto was very tired as a result of not being able to move around all day.

Bakugou had also started yelling at the majority of the class at some point for reasons that Naruto couldn't care to remember. But it ultimately resulted in the entire class having to stay after school and listen to Aizawa-sensei lecture them all.

Now, all of the students of class 1-A were all walking out the doors of the U.A. campus.

"Man, we may not have done much physical stuff but mentally I'm beat man!" Said Kirishima, as soon as they stepped outside, stopping to take a deep breath of air after he said that.

"Yeah, I feel like I've overused my quirk again because of how badly my brain hurts right now." Moaned Kaminari, cradling his head in-between his hands.

"All they did today was shove information down our throats. Don't be surprised if when I show up tomorrow, I don't remember anything we learned today." Said Naruto, agreeing with the two boys. Despite being in ANBU, they had very different rules then the ones the hero's used. Plus, Naruto was never good at memorizing for school, he learned by doing. So, the pain he was currently feeling was very real.

"C'mon guys," Said Izuku, walking behind them with Iida and Ochako at his sides. "It honestly wasn't that bad; it was like a normal junior high day except different information. Naruto, if you need help studying you can come over today and I can help you. Plus, my mom wants to know how you've been anyway."

"Thanks Izuku," Said Naruto, finally opening his eyes to smile at Izuku before looking forward. "I might actually- "Naruto stopped mid-sentence when he caught the sight that was in front of him. Standing right behind the golden gated entrance of U.A. was a figure that Naruto didn't think he would see until the late hours of the night a week from now.

Yet, there he stood, civilian clothing and all. It almost made Naruto think that he had the wrong person for a second. He looked so different in civilian clothing. While they had been friends all their lives, they had never seen each other in anything but a uniform since their academy days. It made Naruto do a double take.

He was leaning up against the gate, eyes closed, smoking a cigarette. While Naruto knew that he was, in fact, very aware of his surroundings and what was going on, to the untrained eye everything about him would scream relaxed.

"Naruto? Are you okay?" Turning to the voice, Naruto saw that it was Iida who had asked the question. But everyone had a concerned look on their face. Even Bakugou, Sero, Todoroki, and Ashido, who Naruto guessed had joined their little group at some point.

Naruto's mind immediately jumped to the worst possible conclusions. Why was here a week early? Did something happen in the hidden villages? Or was it something here that Naruto didn't know about yet? Where were Jiraiya and Haru? Were they ok?

Naruto was brought out of these musing by Bakugou. "Oi, whiskers, what's the hold up? And what the hell are you staring at? Let's get a move on."

Turning away from where his friends were and facing forward again, Naruto saw that he had finally opened his eyes. One look between the two of them and Naruto knew that nothing was wrong, he just came a week early to surprise him. 'The bastard…' Naruto thought fondly to himself, scoffing and shaking his head slightly.

Once the fact that he was here in the flesh and finally sunk in, Naruto could not hide his excitement. Even Kumara was excited (Kumara had always liked him, he was one of the reasons his kit didn't go insane and destroy the village from the ground up. While Kumara never had intentions of befriending his host, he didn't need an even worse reputation than he already had with the leaf).

Filled with the excitement of both him and Kumara, Naruto began running towards him at a speed that was almost the same as Iida's (he was still on a mission; he couldn't let his cover blow just because he got excited).

Naruto screamed as loudly as his lungs would let him, finally letting go of all of the excitement that was building inside of him.

"SHIKAAAAMARUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

As soon as he was done screaming, Naruto was close enough to Shikamaru that he could safely launch himself into Shikamaru's arms, that were now open for a hug, effectively catching Naruto. Using their native tongue, Shikamaru whispered in Naruto's ear so no one else could hear. "Well there's no need to act so disappointed to see me." These were the sarcastic words Naruto was greeted with. It made him realize how much he truly missed Shikamaru after all this time.

Shikamaru started to chuckle after saying this, with Naruto soon following along. "I had my in-person interview with Endeavor's agency today, I got the job and start tomorrow. Jiraiya has already moved all his stuff out and I've moved into his old room. We'll brief you on the rest when we get back to the apartment." Shikamaru continued, as he started to rock Naruto back and forth in his hold.

"You fucking bastard I thought you weren't coming for another week. I hate you." Naruto said, with no real malice behind his words, as he started to untangle himself from Shikamaru.

"What, hate seeing me already? And here I had a nice cigarette lit and ready for you to steal from my fingers." Shikamaru said in a teasing tone. Immediately being reminded of the cigarette in Shikamaru's hand, Naruto took it and brought it to his lips.

"This is nice," He said, "I don't think I've had one of these since I got here. I forgot how much they can help unwind from a simple day."

"Well Naruto we both know your IQ isn't the highest when it comes to civilian things, I think your schoolwork might be stressful for you." Shikamaru said mockingly, before Naruto slapped him playfully on the arm.

"U-Um…Naruto? Who is this guy? And…since-since when do you smoke?" Izuku said, surprise and shock in both his tone and face, as he approached Naruto and Shikamaru with the rest of the group Naruto was standing with before he ran away. Izuku's face morphed into one of confusion the longer he looked at Shikamaru and Naruto.

"Oh sorry guys, how rude of me. This is my best friend. We grew up together, never apart, and I haven't seen him since I moved out here a couple months ago to apply to U.A. sorry about that." Naruto said sheepishly, scratching the back of his neck.

"It's ok Naruto! We understand that you were excited! I don't think I've ever seen you run that fast!" Ochako said with a smile on her face.

"Nara, Shikamaru." Shikamaru spoke up loudly enough for everyone to hear, and in the language they spoke. He bowed to everyone, and they began to introduce themselves to him. That was until it was it was Bakugou's turn.

"Tch, I don't give a shit who you are or your relationship to whiskers over there, are we finally going to head home? I'm tired of being here around all of you idiots." Bakugou said, walking ahead of them. "By the way, the name is Bakugou Katsuki, pineapple head."

Everyone shared a look with each other before shrugging and heading towards the subway station, trying to catch up with Bakugou. Shikamaru took his cigarette back from Naruto's hand, taking one last drag before putting it out and throwing it away in a nearby trashcan.

Iida was immediately lecturing Naruto about smoking. "Uzumaki-san, as your class rep, I feel that I must remind you about the dangers of smoking. More than 480,000 people die each year from smoking! You could develop lung cancer from this! Smoking is detrimental to your health! Especially if you want to be a hero! I highly encourage you as both your friend and class rep to quit immediately! Along with your friend!" He said, making insanely fast hand motions, with worry seeping into his voice.

"But, Naruto, smoking is something that is illegal for someone our age, how are you guys even getting cigarettes? I don't know about Nara-san, but you go to a hero school Naruto, you cannot be breaking the law." Said Ochako, as blunt as ever as she started to wonder what her friend did outside of school.

"It's only illegal if you're not an adult Ochako. And Iida, call me Naruto." Naruto said, in a matter of fact tone.

"Exactly Naruto, but you aren't a legal adult until you are twenty." Iida said, sweat dropping a little bit at Naruto's response.

"I am a legal adult, Iida." Naruto said, as serious as ever, looking at Iida directly in the eye.

Everyone, aside from Naruto and Shikamaru laughed at this. Once they looked at Naruto and saw how serious he was, they all stopped laughing. "Wait are you being serious bro? How did you manage to become a legal adult?" Asked Kirishima.

"Both my parents died the day that I was born. Shikamaru and I come from a small island just off the coast of Japan. We lived in a really rural village, and he neighboring village that was more built up because of tourist was over an hour away. There was really bad storm that day, so none of the cell towers were functioning. That night, there was a large-scale villain attack on the village. It killed almost half of our population, including my parents, and destroyed over half of our village. Because we were so rural, there was only one small orphanage, which quickly became overwhelmed after the attack.

"As it turned out, my father was a politician in my village, and close to our Hokage. The Hokage was able to create a deal for me.

"In our village, we have an academy, which is where you go for schooling when you turn five and it doesn't finish until you are twelve. After this, you have the option to drop out, or continue onto our version of high school. The deal was that the government in our village would provide me money and housing for myself until I finished the academy. After that, I would become a legal adult so I could work for an income. This worked and after the academy I began working for money.

"Two years later, Jiraiya, who turned out to be my godfather, found me. He wanted to make up for what he did so, he asked me what my biggest dream was. After that, he trained me and offered to pay for me while I attended school here.

"Because I had been working for two years and providing for myself, Japan allowed me to keep my legal status when I immigrated over here, in case I needed to pick up a job or anything to pay bills, which brings us to where we are now."

As Naruto finished was, he was saying, everyone stared at him, shocked. Before they had the chance to say anything, Shikamaru took this opportunity to explain why he was here before anyone could ask themselves.

"In my first year at the academy, our teachers quickly found out that I was extremely smart and had a very high IQ. I skipped a bunch of grades and finished up high school over there a couple of weeks ago. Because I had already finished schooling, our village also granted me a legal adult status so I could work. It wasn't like I had to be in school or anything anyway, and high school is as far as the education system goes over there. I moved out here to get a job at a hero agency as a tactic, to help heroes better understand higher up villains fighting style to help bring them down. Naruto agreed to let me live with him, but I came a week early, which is why he was surprised to see me. When I came over, the country also allowed me to remain a legal adult."

By now, the group had made it to the subway and were all waiting for their respective subways to show up. This didn't stop them from moving their shocked gaze to Shikamaru, though.

"N-Naruto I'm so sorry to hear that." Said Ochako, tears gathering in her eyes as she looked at him with pity.

Shrugging in response, Naruto said, "It's not that big of a deal, I accepted it a long time ago, and my childhood wasn't that bad."

Naruto and Shikamaru both knew that these statements were wrong. Naruto's childhood was one full of abuse, and while Naruto had accepted his parent's death, he resented his father for a long time.

"No way, there's no way that pineapple over there is smart enough to become a tactic at a hero agency. What shit agency hired you? They only accept the smartest people for that shit." Said Bakugou, glaring at Shikamaru.

"My IQ is over 200 Bakugou, and I got a job at the Endeavor Hero Agency. I had my in-person interview today and am starting tomorrow." Was the lazy reply from Shikamaru, as he leaned against the wall, looking at Bakugou through half-opened eyes.

"The Endeavor Hero Agency?" Asked Todoroki, giving his full attention to the Shikamaru. Shikamaru just shrugged at him.

"Yeah, I think that's what he said it was, why is he a big hero or something?" He asked.

"Is he a big hero?" Izuku repeated, with a look of disbelief on his face. "He's the number two hero! How do you not know this?"

"Like Naruto said before, our village is very rural, we barely have any internet, and I don't care enough to pay attention to hero rankings. I just applied to all of the places in the area because I wanted to be close to Naruto. Most of the places I applied to accepted me, but his was offering the most money so I went with him." Explained Shikamaru

The first subway that arrived happened to be the one that was taking Izuku, Bakugou, Naruto, and Shikamaru. So, waving goodbye to everyone else, they boarded the subway leaving behind a very shocked group of students.

"So, Nara-san," Said Izuku, once they had all sat down. "What's your quirk? Does it have anything to do with your intelligence?"

"Energy manipulation, same as Naruto. And please, call me Shikamaru. Nara is my father." Replied Shikamaru. But before he could answer Izuku's second question, he was already asking a third.

"Really? You both have the same quirk?" Asked Izuku, slightly shocked.

"To a certain extent, yes. Most of our village has an energy manipulation quirk, due to such a secluded population and the area in which we live. The quick is very useful for everyday life where we live, everyone just uses it in different ways. We can all use it to heighten different aspects of our body, such as hearing and sight, but we all control different energy natures. For example, I have an affinity for fire, earth, and yin energies. Naruto on the other hand has an affinity for wind energies. So, I could manipulate fire if it was near me, while Naruto could manipulate the wind." Shikamaru said. "And no," he added as an afterthought to his explanation. "My intelligence has nothing to do with my quirk, it's more of a family trait."

"Wow," Izuku said, looking at both Shikamaru and Naurto with admiration. He then quickly grabbed a notebook out of his backpack and continued to ask them both questions the rest of the way to their respective homes.

Bakugou just sighed and looked out the window while he pretended to be disinterested in the conversation. But he was sizing Shikamaru up and down out of the corner of his eye as he stored all of the information about his quirk for later use.

"Shikamaru because of the job you now have, Endeavor is going to be required to trust you from the start. We need you to get him to trust you as a person though, and not only for defeating villains. On the day of Naruto's trip when he sends you the signal, you need to be able to find a way to get Endeavor and the other pros there." Said Jiraiya, glaring at Shikamaru from where he sat across from him at their table. Each had long-since finished plates of food in front of them.

"Yes, yes, I know, I know. Good grief this is so troublesome. I wouldn't have come if I knew you were gonna say the same thing 20 times over." Said Shikamaru, running a hand down his face before massaging his forehead.

"Alright Jiraiya I think they got it by now." Said Haru, chuckling slightly. "You two go onto bed, you both have big days tomorrow. Jiraiya and I will clean up everything and be out of here before you know it." He continued, before making a shooing motion with his hands at the two boys.

Naruto and Shikamaru both stood up without complaint before heading to their respective bedrooms. But as Shikamaru continued walking past Naruto's room. Naruto grabbed his wrist to prevent him from moving further. "Where are you going?" He asked Shikamaru.

"My bed, Naruto." Said Shikamaru, his drowsiness evident in his voice.

"Today was the first time I've seen you in months, Shika. If you don't think that you're sleeping in my room tonight then you're wrong." Said Naruto, before dragging Shikamaru into his bed. Both boys had the most restful and peaceful sleep since they had been separated that night.

A man from Earth was transmigated into a fictional World filled with anime characters.
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I'll try to update two chapters every Wednesday and Saturday.
《Disclaimer》
I don't own any of the works used in this Fanfic as they're belongs to their respective owner.

Naruto quickly realized that the local wizards were not warriors, but tradesmen. The center of the magical world was a shopping mall. It was home to many wizards and witches. The main avenue was Diagon Alley. There were many shops with all kinds of magic goods for all occasions. Wizards went, bought, and talked and bargained. Above Diagon Alley there was a clear sky and sun rays illuminated ancient houses and shops. Every house was special. Every house was magical. At first Naruto always worried when he went into a small house, but found himself in a large room. The wizards knew how to enlarge the space! Naruto had one scroll in which he could hide many things. He hoped he would someday find his way to enlarge space with the chakra. 
On Diagon Alley, there were "decent wizards" who didn't like dark magic. The order was monitored by local police in scarlet robes. Naruto tested their skills and laughed. The local Aurors were worse than the Shinobi of the Uchiha clan. But the shops were well protected from theft. The wizards had long come up with useful spells and ways to keep their valuables safe.  
From the Leaky Cauldron, the alley led to the white building of Gringotts Bank. There were many valuables in this place. There's nothing to do in the bank if you don't have galleons. Naruto came in and took a good look at the goblins. The blonde liked the small strange creatures. The goblins were warriors and didn't like wizards. Naruto was a shinobi and also did not believe in the goodwill of the magician world. The goblins had their special magic. Goblins were not allowed to use magic wands. And goblins were armed with swords, strange axes on long handles. Naruto looked with respect at these creatures with the soul of the samurai. They had their own rules of honor, their laws, and wizards they hated.
Naruto learned that there were many wars between wizards and goblins. But in the end, they made up. The goblins were allowed to run the financial affairs of the wizards. Tricky ear-eared short men tricked the wizards! And they looked at Naruto with suspicion and quickly asked him to leave the Gringotts building.
"This is not a milk shop for you," scribbled the goblins in a nasty voice.
"But I need to exchange pounds for galleons! I have to buy some books at Hogwarts," mumbled Naruto.
"You are not the son of a Muggle, little wizard. You're not fooling me. Muggle children have the right to change their useless papers for goblin gold! Gringotts is ready to provide services. Would you like to start a bill? 12 galleons for the deal," the goblin shone his teeth in a smile.
Naruto smiled, too.
"First, I'll read about your business. The goblin won't fool Naruto," said shinobi and came out of Gringotts. 
Knockturn Alley and Horizont Alley started from the bank. Knockturn went along the arc and ended at the Leaky Cauldron. The Horizont Alley was the home of the Ministry of Magic employees and decent wizards. This alley had chic adult shops and restaurants, and places for the entertainment of a decent public. The Horizont Alley was overlooking Carkitt Market. Carkitt Market was an outdoor shopping area located on a side street of Diagon Alley, where all the wizards bought food and sent here for the products of their house-elves. From different parts of the magical world, from different workshops, farms, and fields of magicians delivered their goods. Decent merchants had their trading tents, and all small things could be sold at hand. On small square different wizards sold all kinds of trash, which were placed on small tables. In the Carkitt Market district, Naruto made a great deal. He saw a strange wizard. The wizard was from a far eastern country and knew what ramen was. 
Naruto made a deal with a small Mr. Chan. The wizard with narrow eyes will make for Naruto real magic ramen of real magic products.
This world has been imbued with magic. The wizards did not eat the usual products of the Muggles, they eat good products grown in the world of magicians. Carkitt Market was led by The Leaky Cauldron. 
The mall was the right place, it was like Konohagakure no Sato, hidden from enemies. 
Naruto learned that the world of wizards was large and complex. In ancient times, powerful wizards discovered great spells to expand space and travel long distances. The wizards invented Portkey, an artifact that made it possible to move from one place to another. Now the wizards themselves did not know where in magical Britain they live! It was a clever and correct decision. Naruto realized that wizards understand the meaning of life because each wizard lived in his hidden place. And for meetings and business, everyone appeared in the mall. 
Old man Frost told Naruto that even The Leaky Cauldron is not exactly in London. This ancient place was well protected from muggles and enemies of mages. In London, there was an entrance to a magical pub. There was magic at the entrance which instantly moved The Leaky Cauldron. And to get from the pub to the mall you had to use a magic wand and open the magic passage. And then you could move to the world of wizards. But where is the world of wizards? No one knew. Old Frost said the whole world of mages could be in old Merlin's chest, which stands by the sarcophagus of sleeping King Arthur. 
Naruto's used to living alone when nobody takes care of you but a couple of good adults.   
Unfortunately, Naruto couldn't trade Muggle paper money for magic gold galleons. He even started respecting wizards a little. They're not that kind of fools. The goblins only took money from Muggles and Muggles' children who came to Hogwarts. Sasuke was very upset. In the Muggle world, it was easy to get money. Naruto would sneak up on the scum and politely ask them to throw their purse on the ground and go for a beer. Confundus is a great power! The cloak of invisibility is a great technique. The Muggles were cunning, they had little money in their wallets. But the blonde wasn't offended by the Muggles. There were a lot of bad people on the streets of London. He met drug dealers, weird crazy punks and hooligans, ordinary people with bad looks. The Sakura clone stayed in old Frost's attic, and Naruto and Sasuke wandered around London in the evening. They went to watch movies and listen to funny Muggle music. Sasuke liked the music from faraway America, he liked to sing the songs of Metallica. Naruto became a fan of Queen. Sakura liked the voice of Mariah Carey and the singer Madonna. Madonna was like a kunoichi, sly and cunning. And a very strange adult. 
There was no movie in the wizard's world and the music wasn't as good as the Muggles'. But in the world of mages, Naruto made honest money in the evenings. The wizards made sure that no magic stuff or tricks were used in the competition. But Naruto had a chakra. He strengthened his body and easily defeated his rivals. Several adult boxers showed him special blows of the local fight on their fists. Naruto made a good addition to his Tai school. In the world of Muggles boxing became wrong, it was impossible to beat with legs, head, and strangle the opponent. But in the world of mages, a tough fight was allowed. Naruto almost did not feel pain and was fast, clever, and strong. Big Pig Jodson asked the boy to be cunning. If the White Cat is cunning and gives in to his rivals, he will get more galleons. Naruto didn't mind pretending to be weak to win it right. This is the way of shinobi, this way you can get the galleons.
The clones did some bad things at Knockturn. But drunkards and stupid wizards paid for their behavior unworthy of the title of the wizard. What can we do, studying at Hogwarts cost money? A wand costs 7 galleons, Books cost 13 galleons, Boiler costs 15 galleons, Telescope 5 galleons, glass vials 3 galleons, clothing 82 galleons. 
135 galleons were needed by Naruto to buy everything he needed for his studies. But there were so many interesting and attractive things to do in this world! Ice cream at the Fortescue Café! Ramen in London!

Naruto was killed by Mizuki. He was reborn with little knowledge of Shinobi School. No Kurama. No MC. It's a novel about the survival of a Shinobi Boy in the world of wizards with a little help from his clone friends.
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In the office of the Ninja School, Iruka looked at the nine people in a row in front of him with a dark face, almost vomiting blood with anger.
"Tell me, this is how many times have you skipped class?!" Yiluka took a few breaths and calmed down, thinking that these nine bear children actually ran to Huoyingyan today. The Hokage's head was painted with paint, and he felt that he had a mouthful of old blood stuck in his throat and couldn't get it out.
"I'm so courageous, I dared to scribble on the Hokage Rock. You really have been able to endure. From the beginning of a simple skipping class, now it has become a part-time prank for skipping class..."
 "Naruto and Ya have a lively character, and they just love being naughty. Hinata, why are you so cute and messing with them? And Shikamaru, don't you like sleeping the most? Why have you started playing pranks? Dingci, I don't want to say that I like to eat in class, but you also followed them to mess around, and Sakuraino, are you two taking the lead?!"
"Huh? I didn't, I didn't, don't talk nonsense!" Kozakura waved her hand and denied Sanlian. "Teacher Iluka, you can't just wrong people, I'm a well-behaved little fairy, how can I take the lead in doing this kind of thing?"
"Are you still sophistry? Really when I didn't see it? Naruto and Toga are the main action leaders, Shikamaru Chouji is the assistant, Ino is responsible for delivering the news, and you are the behind-the-scenes chief who is behind the idea. It's clear!"
Iruka was so angry, he thought it was the idea of ​​Naruto and Toa, the two troublemakers, but only when he saw Sakura who was standing at the top of the Hokage Rock giving orders, he realized that he was still looking at him. After a long time of trouble, this little girl who likes to write and draw with pen and paper is the real master behind the scenes.
"Teacher Iruka, we are also doing this for the good of the village, it's not a prank!"
Kozakura retorted irritably. "Look at those Hokage heads. All of them are carved in stone. The color is khaki. How ugly. This is completely discrediting the image of Hokage in Konoha Village. So, in order to improve Hokage's image, Only then will we go to color the Hokage Rock!"
"So you put golden paint on the hair of the fourth-generation Hokage-sama, and the eyes are painted blue?!" Iluka asked with a black face.
"Is there any problem?" Kozakura said confidently. "The four generations of adults have blond hair and blue eyes. I just restored his image perfectly!"
 "What about the three generations of adults? The hair was painted colorful, the eyes were painted with two hearts, and the nose was painted with two red oil paints, which looked like nosebleeds, and two more. Adult generation, why did the second-generation adult's hair be painted blue? The second-generation adult is obviously white hair, and the most important thing is the first-generation adult. You actually painted the first-generation adult's hair green!"
Iluka only felt that he was about to be out of a heart attack, and now the whole Konoha knew that several students with him had spoofed Hokage Rock again, and he had no face to see people. "Do you know that Mr. Yamada was so angry that you cried!"
Yamada-sensei saw that the hair of his beloved first-generation adult was painted green, and he was so angry that he had a heart attack on the spot. After he recovered, he cried.
"I can explain all of these!" Kozakura didn't panic. "Three generations of adults are proficient in the five attributes of escape, so the hair must be painted colorful. This is to show what the three generations of adults are best at. As for the eyes and nose, the three generations of grandpas like to use crystal **** to peek at the female bathhouse. Doesn't it look very vivid..."
"Although the second-generation adult is known as the highest speed in the Ninja world, men, definitely can't compete for speed, and it's not good to say it. It just happens that the second-generation adult is good at water escape, so I painted his hair as blue as the sea. The color is gone, as for the first generation adults..."
"The first generation of adults used Mudun Ninjutsu to cross the Ninja World, and hit the invincible hands all over the world. The other Ninja villages that were suppressed couldn't raise their heads. Just in response to that sentence, you can't resist the power of nature, so I took the first generation The adults' hair is painted green, aren't the trees all green!"
 In addition, Uchiha Madara found the little fresh meat of Uchiha Zodiac as a companion in old age. Isn't Senjujuma just green in some ways! Sakura just said this last sentence silently from the bottom of her heart.
"you…"
Iluka clutched his chest, his heart hurts so badly, why did the three generations of adults assign all these demon kings to his hands? He wants to return the goods, can he? !
"Teacher Iruka, don't be angry. Think about the good side. In the future, we Konoha will have guests. People are willing to look at the ugly khaki heads before, or they are willing to look at the colored ones. Maybe in the future, you can collect Hokage Rock in a special circle!"
Sakura said with a smile, come to Naruto World, if you don't paint Hokage Rock, wouldn't it be in vain.
"You guys, let me all go out. Now, immediately, immediately, go back to the classroom and go to class. After school, bring a bucket and a mop and rag, and clean the Hokage Rock by yourself!"
Iluka lay on the table with a look of lovelessness. Why did God want to get these students under his hands? Why was he so obsessed that he promised the three generations of adults to take good care of them? If this goes on, he feels that sooner or later he will be killed by a heart explosion, and that day shouldn't be far away.
Sakura and several people left the office lightly. After closing the door, nine people ran away. It is now in the history class. Mr. Yamada has just been crying and asked them to watch a lecture while weeping loudly. Master lectures, let's forget it, especially since this teacher Yamada still has a Mediterranean hairstyle, the image is even more horrible.
 The three generations of Hokage's office, the three generations standing by the window looked at their colorful hair on the Hokage Rock, and their faces were full of sorrow. Why was he the one who was painted the worst? Look at the four generations, blond hair and blue eyes, perfectly restored, and then look at yourself, the colorful hair is like a Renaissance, the eyes have turned into pink and peach hearts, and there are two more nosebleeds under the nose. It looks like a bad guy. A hobby little bastard.
Treat it differently! I sighed again from the bottom of my heart about this world of looking at faces, but the three generations did not have any angry expressions on their faces, nothing more than the stone statues of Hokage Rock, as long as Naruto can live happily, he can be regarded as living up to Watergate's entrustment.

Once through, she became Haruno Sakura in the world of Naruto. I thought I would live to the finale slowly according to the plot of the original, but I didn’t expect the gold finger to wake up. It’s just that other people’s gold fingers help the protagonist grow up. Why? Our family has to guard against accidentally ruining the world…














translation from the work of Chinese author: Xingliyou

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