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        Basic Details
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How many chapters may the novel contain? --> Not sure yet, but the end number will be big.
Does this novel contain Action? --> Be patient and when the action comes it will be delivered well if all goes well.
Adventure? --> Serious adventure arcs come later in the story.
Romance? --> It's not a priority, but you will find cute scenes now and then.
Comedy? --> Yes, it does.
Poetry? --> Yes.
Martial Arts? --> Yes.
Magic? --> Yes.
Fantasy Races? --> Wait for 'em.
Mythical Creatures? --> You bet.
Complex Characters? --> Think so. You guys & girls should tell me.
Profanity? --> At times, yes.
Gore --> Won't be overly descriptive. So, it shall be mild yet honed.
Traumatizing content? --> Maybe; since we all have varying sensitivity levels, I can't be sure.
Wish-fulfillment? --> Nope. (May subconsciously end up doing it, though only sparingly)
Cheats for the main character(s)? --> Nope.
Faceslapping --> You must read and find out. (Since I'm not really sure, haha)


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Webnovel Milestones
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--> 1 million views (before 50 chapters) - 5 bonus chapters (FAILED!)
--> 1 million views (before 100 chapters) - 3 bonus chapters
--> 1 million views (after 100 chapters) - 2 bonus chapters
--> 250 ratings or reviews - 2 bonus chapters
--> 1000 collections - 2 bonus chapters
--> 1st in weekly rankings - 1 or 2 bonus chapters per month (hehe, rubs the nose)


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--> Goals - 30K+ words per month


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  Reddit Milestones
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--> 200 karma - 2 bonus chapters (I need Reddit karma to be able to create a subreddit for this novel)


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  Discord Milestones
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--> For every 100 new discord followers, I'll release a bonus chapter until the member count crosses 2000.


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    Blog Milestones
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--> 500,000 views - 5 bonus chapters
--> 500 follows - 5 bonus chapters


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--> A bonus chapter for every 100 follows, for now.


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RoyalRoad Milestones
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--> 500 follows - 2 bonus chapters
--> 500 favorites - 3 bonus chapters


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--> 1K follows - 2 bonus chapters
--> 500 votes & comments on the 1st chapter - 3 bonus chapters


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Driven by the desire to meet a billion beauties from a million dwellings, Lirzod of the obscure Faceless Clan, a trusty youngster with a heart full of up-front feelings, embarks on an expedition together with two friends—or followers as he’d love to chaff around folks—to join a sect of repute and pick up his people’s place in the pecking order of earthly assemblies. On his extensive quest owing-to and for love, he discovers aplenty—the unkind darkness dancing amok under heaven, puppeteering cut-throat characters with undreamed-of abilities to act against the wellbeing of the wanting ones. How will Lirzod find his place let alone love in a realm largely ruled by reprobates and scallywags of sundry sorts? And what ensues from his endeavors? Hold your breath, and bear witness to his boundless undertakings.

"When I flap my wings, my foes lose their feathers." — Lirzod Basha.

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A Kind Note: “The story is lengthy, so go easy on ‘hold your breath’ thing, okay?”

Additional Info: Each chapter is 2000+ words long. Currently, I may or may not release chapters frequently, but with support, I can release up to 30K+ words/month.

Support:
patreon.com/vkboy
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“The Earth below me may crack, the sky above me may collapse, every chapter of mine will still release in time and be 2000+ words longer. To boot, the sun in the skies may no longer shine, the water in the oceans may no longer well up, every reader of mine shall still show perpetual support and be my greatest strength.”

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Welcome to Hell

*Trump-Chan Enters the Classroom*
Trump-Chan notices Kermit the Frog vibin' in the corner at his desk. He has a Yankee hat on, so Trump-Chan attempts to make small talk to his high-school sweetheart dream dad Kermit. 

"W-woah, Yankee with no brim." Trump Chan Stutters
"Dead meme no Kek, go back to Instagram you normie." Responded Kermit

*Trump-Chan is now crying uncontrollably*

"Please Kermit, I'll give you a small loan of a million dollars or even a million dollar suite in Trump Tower."
"No you thot, you aren't even 1% of my Reddit Kek big swag energy. You are better off aiming for someone in your own league."
"Kermit you baka, I will show you that I am in fact not cringe, but actually a reddit supreme lord Kek master 1,000,00 Karma big baller. And you will be groveling at my feet for mercy."

And that's how it began, the horrible series of short stories I will publish on this app because I can't write actual literature.

in a dark and damp room, there's a man that wears a headphone looking at a big curved monitor in his desks.

"oh yeshh bicchh!!!" shouted the man. while moving his left hand up and down. 

Apparently, he was jerking off to the monitor. 

... 

no, he isn't some Techno sexual or something like that. 

on the monitor one could see that it's displayed some sort of 'art'. that said 'art' was in form of a webtoon of manhwa— Korean comics. when the man moves his right hand that holding a down key on the keyboard the 'art' changed.

because of the changing 'art' his left-hand moves more harder and stronger than before. "yesssh slaph that bissh!" shout the man

the said 'art' is showing a blue-haired girl being penetrated from behind while she bends down on a bed and her hand is being held by her partner. 

"hooollyy shiiitt!!!" shout the man looking at the 'art'. the art making him more spirited, a blazing feeling that resides inside him was being ignited. 

unbeknownst to him because he was too horny to care a lotion on the side of the tissue box was slipped from the desks. It makes a loud sound but because his ear being plugged by headphones he can't hear it. the lotion falls directly above his CPU. the lotion cap is unsealed and its content is unleashed. 

the drip from the lotion is touching his CPU graphic card and moving towards the power supply. the computer didn't immediately shut down. rather, it seems like there's an electrical problem happen with a spark of electricity happening here and there. 

"imm coomiing im cooooommmmmm-" the man is ready to unleash his ball sack content. 

click! but he is getting blue balled because the screen is suddenly turned off. 

... 

his before fast-paced hand was suddenly halted and stayed at his rod shaft. his mind is blank, his body froze. he doesn't understand about what is going on. he was speechless, almost got off but this shit pc of mine is dared to play with me??!!! 

"fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccckkkkkk!!!!" he shouts from the deep of his lung. 

bam! bam! bam! he slams the desk with his fist. his warm rod now lonely because his hand is beating the sh*t out of the desk. if the desk is a living thing then it surely would felt wronged. 

"fuuck fuuck fuuck! biitchhh!" he slams the desk for a period of time. then in spite of rage, he swipes the content above the desk to the side. whether it's a keyboard, tissue, mouse, or his figurine it's all dropped to the side. 

"mother f*ckers..." he said while bowed his torso above the desk. his hand was still clenched into a fist, but now it's filled with a small cut from the stupid thing he does before. 

while bowing his head one could see that he is gritted his teeth, and a single teardrop came from his eyes trailing into the tip of his nose before dropped to the desk. he is filled with grief. 

how could he not? a man trying to release all of his worries to nothingness but get cut off by the sudden unpredictable situation. 

he laminating in his position for over an hour and a half. 

after he got over it he leaned his back on his gaming chair and looking at the black monitor while his eyes are devoid of any emotion. he is trying to figure out about the situation. 

move his head to the side he looks at the hanging keyboard and mouse. trailed down his sight he looks at his CPU. its situation is making him become sadder— the lotion is sticking all over his CPU. from the cable to the inside hardware, no one is spared. 

with a heart that is now dead, he pulled the keyboard and mouse to their original place before taking the lotion tube and its cap. 

looking at his CPU he was really sad. the thousands of dollars CPU that he got after working so hard on the stock was gone just like that. he was thinking a philosophical question. 

was it right to be horny? 

is this a God punishment? 

is God real? 

if God real then is God really dead? hey, Nietzsche please answer me...

thinking about his life for another hour, he decided to let it go. if it's like that then let it be. I could buy another one. it's just that the material is scarce and I only have to wait for a month. I felt stupid to get railed from that.

pulling his pants up he walks to the tissue box and his figurine to pick it up and placed it back on the desk where it belongs. 

looking at the desks and his messy pc his mouth felt dry. he decided to walk out of his room into the balcony. 

sret! he slides the sliding window. 

there on a balcony was a single wooden chair and a pack of cigarette laying on it tops. looking at his surrounding he finds the lighter was laying on the top of an air conditioner. 

taking one cigarette from the packs and lit it up he sucks it and blows the smoke out. he leans his elbow on the balcony metal railing that is covered in wood. 

"why is my luck so shitty..." he talks to the night. 

indeed he was an unlucky fella. in just three days his wealth was cut by no more than 5% of what it should be. 

before the shit went down where his pc got lotioned he is grieving for another reason. this day he sells a game stop stock at the price that he didn't expect to get. 

getting riled by a post on Reddit he got into the game stop fiasco. he buys the stock at its height at a price of 400 dollars a share with all of his wealth. though he buys it not from Robinhood— an app for trading. 

thinking that the stock would go up to the moon he hopes that at least he got a 50% return. but it's like fate didn't allow him to do that the stock price suddenly plummeted. it goes from 400 to 300 to a mere 60 dollars. 

he got alerted— the emotion that a stock trader wouldn't need to have. and decided to dump it all at the price of 60.7 dollars. when he got all of his wealth leftovers he curses all of the redditor that makes all the memes when the stock goes to its cap. 

he should curse himself though. it's his fault only following trends and put too much belief in his luck, choosing not to do research first. 

he couldn't turn back the time isn't he? so to relieve himself from the stress by deciding to pour it all at a newly updated h-manhwa. 

"haah... to think that I really got a bad luck this day." he said as he rubs the back of his head. he felt betrayed by the fate that he thinks highly of. 

he is a college drop off that went to the big city to get rich quick. although it's hard at first but once he got hold of it the lady fate seems smiling at him and his life became much easier. 

he got a job at an IT company as a normal white-collar worker. the boss at the company is really kind to him and even introduced him to the world of trading and stock exchanging. 

he makes it big on the stocks. he really becomes a devout believer in lady fate. and the year before when the shit went down it's like all of his luck is drained off. 

his company was busted and the stock that he had was plummeted down. lucky for him that he got to exchange all of his stock in January before some of that stock doesn't even eligible to trade again as there many of the company that he put his faith go bankrupt. 

but that was the last time he felt lucky, it went all down from there. looking back it seems like he was too believed in fate. he laughs bitterly at that. now that his computer got blasted and his money in the bank account was a little more than million bucks he needs to find a more suitable business. but now he didn't want to think about that. 

he looks at the scenery from his balcony. on his front was a big industrial block 5 stories houses that stand across the street. the street is filled with a house like that. no, it's more like all the houses in his area are in that shape. 

there less car on the street as it is winter here in New York. people that got outside wearing a mask and some even wearing a hazard suit. that was a new normal after the strike. but some people had a big gal not wearing a mask or just go outside butt naked. 

"that's New York for ya." said him looking at the man who doesn't wear anything on a cold winter night shouting and running like crazy. he thought of calling 911 but shrugs it off as it was that person's life. it's up to him to live what he wanted. 

moving his head to the side, he scans the road. he found that there is a busty woman that stand bellow the street light, his cigarette fell from his hand. the light didn't illuminate her shoes as it was being blocked by her stacked boobs. trailing her body his rod got hard again and its shape clearly printed into his jeans. looking at her face he felt that the woman looked back at him. but that didn't waver him as he felt that is made the woman more attractive to him. 

bam! a lightning bolt suddenly flared. 

"what the hell... how? it's wintertime..." he said thinking about the absurd weather situation he had. 

the lighting bolt keeps flaring nonstop and soon the flare became a thunderstorm without rain in a minute. he is looking at the sky at that moment thinking about how beautiful it was and moves his head to looks at the woman again. only to found out she wasn't there... 

"it's a pity..." mutter him to himself. 

bam! bam! bam! 

the lighting keeps flaring nonstop. although it was beautiful it's getting on his nerves. he got annoyed by the sounds. he needs to calm himself down after checking out the woman but the lightning sound keeps him busy. his rod still printed hard on his jeans. 

"piece of shit..." curse him towards the thunderstorm. then amidst his frustration, he got an idea. he stands in front of the chair and slid down his pants. because of the thunder, I couldn't get down, so let's just fap here. is whats a stupid conclusion that appears on his mind. 

he tries to remember the busty woman before. with her glistening blonde hair that illuminated by the street light and her K-cup breasts size. it's got him riled up. his pp already rock hard. he tries to yank the shit out of that hard rod. 

bam! suddenly one lighting bolt descend upon him. 

"ghaaaaaa!" his body got electrocuted and his heart stops beating. he felt hatred towards the storm and fate. 

'dammit...' was the curse that he could mutter in the world before all going dark. 
















Reborn as an H-Manhwa protagonist isn't that bad right? 

Wait a minute why did Kim Dokja exist?! ah... There goes my life. 

"Ayo brother wassup? here some cheat for ya!" said some brother that wears all white suit with a big blinking chain on his neck. 

"Huh?"

"Buh-bye! got rid of that yee-yee ass haircut you got." said the brother to the confused man before the confused man vanishing like a fart. 

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Bad grammar, cringe moment, slow as frick. You name it, we had it.

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Cover ain't mine. 

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Only update when horny.

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Quest: Complete the chat group [2/2 Completed]
Members will receive their reward right away.
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After Issei saw this notification, a new one also showed up.
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Reward:
- 2,000 points
- Gasp of the Soul
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"Gasp of the soul?" Issei then checked its description.
{{{ This ability allows the user to manipulate the age of oneself or a person the user touched. }}}
"Ho... Age manipulation huh." -Issei
*Ding* Another notification appeared.
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Members who do not live in this world will be sent back to their own world after 69 hours.
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"Hmm... 9:00 pm on October 8th huh," -Issei
"*Yawn* Haven't you slept yet, Issei-kun?" Elma slid the sliding doors(Fusuma) and asked Issei. Since it was midnight now, so she could easily hear the notification sound.
"Sorry Elma-san, is the sound bothering you?" -Issei
"It's okay... So, why are you still awake?" -Elma
"Well, I was told that I will be sent back to my world in 3 days." -Issei
"Mmm... Is that so..? Huh?! Go back?!!" Elma who was half-asleep became fully awake immediately.
"Not just me, others except Lucoa-san will go back as well." -Issei
"Food too?!" -Elma
"If you mean Yajima-san, then yes." -Issei
"Waaa!!! How can I live after this?! Waa- *Mmpf* " Elma started crying, but Lucoa put a sweet potato inside Elma's mouth before her voice became louder and disturbed other people in the inn (Ryokan) where they were staying.
"What did you get as a reward?" -Lucoa
"It's an ability that allows me to manipulate the age of myself or people I touched." Issei then made himself look a bit older.
"Oho..." x2 (Lucoa x Elma)
"I can become younger as well." Issei turned into a kid around Shouta's age.
"Soo Kyut!!!" Lucoa hugged Issei immediately after he turned into a kid.
"Ah!! Let me hug him too!!!" Elma then joined Lucoa to hug Issei together, this put Issei into a double boobs sandwich situation since his height was about their boobs when sitting.
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*BZZT* *BZZT* Issei then saw that Furuichi had tagged him and Yajima on the text channel.
"Tch." Issei then asked Lucoa to erect a soundproof barrier to not let his conversation disturbed others in the ryokan, and then he joined the video meeting. After that, 2 screens appeared as Yajima stay at the house while Furuichi, Muten Roshi, and Jiraiya still outside together.
Issei: "What is it, Furuichi?"
Furuichi: "Well, I just want to ask what is the reward that you and Yajima-san got... What?! Senpai, You become a kid?!"
Issei: "I got age manipulation ability as a reward. What about you, Yajima-san?"
Furuichi: "Then what about double san-"
Yajima: "I got the Ever-Soul Knife. Its ability is to make every food it cuts become fresh, even if it has passed its expiration date."
Furuichi: "Oi! Like I said double san-"
Issei: "Oh?! It's a Legendary Cooking Utensils from Chuuka Ichiban. What about you guys?"
Then Issei saw Muten Roshi and Jiraiya tapped Furuichi's shoulder while shaking their head to tell Furuichi to give up on asking about Issei's situation.
Furucichi: "*Sigh* Well, I got a chakra pathway with wind's and water's affinity along with Ice Release (Hyoton) Kekkei Genkai."
Issei: "Ho... You've become a ninja huh. Hmm... Ki, Magic, and 3 elements of chakra... Currently, you're using 5 types of power. So, don't forget to manage your training time for each of them properly."
Furuichi: "Yes, I know."
Issei: "Now, what about Ero-Sennin and Jii-chan(Grandpa)?"
As they spent their time together for 5 months, Issei and Furuichi began to call Muten Roshi grandpa just like when Goku call him. As for Jiraiya, Issei called him Ero-Sennin while Furuichi still calling him Jiraiya-san. It's not like Jiraiya doesn't mind about it, he's tried several times to have Issei call him by a different name, but didn't seem to work, so he decided to give up.
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Jiraiya: "I got Clear-Clear Fruit (Suke Suke no Mi). The description told me that the fruit will give me the ability to make myself or whatever I touch invisible after eaten it."
Issei: "Oh, It's that Devil Fruit. Well, prepare yourself since its taste sucks."
Jiraiya: "And I can't swim as well, right? Furuichi already warned me about this."
Issei: "Is that so? Then, grandpa?"
Muten Roshi: "I got a virtual reality headset along with 5 high-definition video files. Furuichi already told me how to use it."
Issei: "VR with HD video file huh? Well, I think you can buy more video files you like from the sh-."
Muten Roshi: "I have already spent 2,000 points to buy 20 files from the shop."
Issei: "So fast!!"
Before everyone went offline, they talked about gathering at Oborozuka Elementary School on October 8th as there will be a sports festival on that day, Shouta and Kanna will be participating in that event as well. Since everyone was always free, they decided to go and attend the event before they go back.
After offline, Issei once asked Lucoa and Elma to release him from their embrace since he wanted to sleep. But Lucoa told him to sleep together in his kid form, so the three of them slept together. Of course, nothing happened. They also went home the next morning since they're outside for 5 days.
{{{{{ 3 days passed }}}}}
They went to attend the sports festival to cheer Shouta and Kanna.
"The 43rd Oborozuka Elementary Sports Festival will now begin!" -announcer

"First on the program is our opening parade." -announcer
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After the final event, Kanna's and Shouta's class were announced to be the winners of their grades 
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After Issei's group says goodbye to acquaintances in this world, they went back to Lucoa's house and waited until 9:00 PM.
At 9:00 PM, Anywhere doors appeared in front of them one by one along with a notification on their Digivice.
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You've 30 secs to go back by your world's anywhere door or you will be forced to teleport.
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Furuichi, Jiraiya, Muten Roshi, and Yajima rushed to their own doors and entered without hesitation since they don't want to have a wanted-to-throw-up feeling again. As Issei was about to enter the door, Lucoa suddenly called him.
"Issei-kun." -Lucoa
"What is it, Lucoa-" *Chu* "-san" Issei was kissed by Lucoa on his cheek before he finished asking.
"This is the reward from me... The trip was really fun." Lucoa then pushed the stunned Issei into the door. Before he completely entered the door, he heard Elma complaining to Lucoa about something unfair.
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Author's note:
After I read through many comments in my novel and some Reddit posts.
I will power up Ophis/Great Red/Trihexa(Full power) power level to around 50 Quadrillion (50,000,000,000,000,000) (Goku SSG in Battle of Gods Saga is 6 Quadrillion).
I know some of you will not ok and say it's too weak, but who car-... *Cough* *Cough*, but I'm sorry to say that I can't put them to be as strong as those God of Destruction.
Also, the power of 2 dragon gods can't be sensed by mortal just like God in Dragon Ball, and Trihexa will be like Frieza that has a lot of normal Ki to the point that can match with God.
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The power level of some devils, angels, and fallen be like:
1-100 = Low-Class Devils, 1 Pair of wings.
101-500 = Middle-Class Devils, 2-3 Pairs of wings.
501-5,000 = High-Class Devils, 4-5 Pairs of wings.
I know it's a bit low, but I think DxD's magic is weaker than Dragon Ball's Ki in terms of power level. Since in DxD ss1 ep9 has said Issei boosted 12 times and then fired a dragon shot that destroyed a part of the mountain. Kiba also said that attack was equal to a high-class devil's attack. On the other hand in Dragon Ball ep 144, Piccolo destroyed several mountains with his blast attack (should be around 890 power levels).
As for Ultimate-Class level and higher rank... Bruh... Up to your decision. The power level of beings in these ranks is too dynamic for me to point out.

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Read first.

***Lately, I've been busy with my work, so I will publish 1 chap a week.

3 Chapters per week. 1 each on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday.
It will be released between 19:00 to 23:00 (GMT +7) if there is no emergency.

Beware: 
- There are Japanese Romaji on some skill. If you don't like it, you better skip my book since there will be more in the future.
- Author is a trash talker.
- Author will delete the trash 1-star reviews (No detail that related to the star).

English is not my first language.
Do not expect much about grammar.
PS. You can comment on that sentence to let me know about my mistake.

(c) Characters, plot, and some abilities are not mine. It belongs to the real owner.

1 meter until impacted are mc a sound ring inside his head.
("Ding system fully loaded, sensing host is in danger using the on save you ass card in inventory.")
Boom !!!. ( A/N I need better sound effect, please tell me what would be better.)
The impact caused a 5-meter deep hole to appear around are mc, even if his body had no injuries he died from the expected shock,(A/N lol imagine dieing not from shock but the expected amount of shock you would receive. And no he didn't die he just fainted from the amount of pain he received from crashing caused the shield blocked damage but not pain last author notes).

("mate  wake The FUCK  up I have been at this for the last hour)a voice ranged inside our mc's head 
"Where am i"Our mc ask his head still a little shakey
("You're in a cave buddy, we teleported you here after you passed out in the forest, ") the voices said.
"UGh how  did I even get in a forest in the first place, all I remember is getting hit with a bat and waking up in the sky but who hit me with the bat"
("Sorry about that number 1 thought that would be funny to hit you with a bat  Ugh he is so childish but that was funny.")
"Oh ya, now I remember it was me if I ever see me again I will beat the shit out of him but who is number one, but most importantly who are you and how are you in my head your not my system, "Our mc said
"Names Serpent.d.Luffy, Luffy for short that's what my crew used to call me" The voice now known as Luffy said
"Never met anyone with that name"our mc stroked his chin trying to remember where he heard that name
"I was the one wearing all red clothes and the pirate hat when number one batted your face like a baseball," Luffy said
"ok, then but who is the person you called number one."
"he was the one with the giant claymore on his back"
"Why is he called number one."
Because he was the one born with our true name and number 4 didn't like that, me and other you have our names  because those are not the true name of the void given by the creator"
"Who is the creator"our mc ask 
"you're too weak to know"Luffy responded 
"Open your system and get your starter pack and spin that Gacha with your 5 tickets and start training I put up a shield around the cave for 100 days bye imma watch some more anime, "Luffy said
"OK bye I guess, system you there"
("Yes host")
"Can I see my stats"
Name:(no name)
titles: grim reaper
life span 100
St:1
int:20
sp:1
sta:1
dex:1
wis:14
 Awsome points 0
system diagnosis (a weakly that a chicken can kill )
skills
store/locked 
Gacha
A screen appeared in front of our mc face, everything was like those system novels so he was not surprised was the place where his name was it said no name.
"Hey system why does my name say no-name"our mc
"Becuase number 4 sealed host memories of his name" our mc tried to remember his name he looked through all his memories they were still there and none were fuzzy but all of them when his name was mentioned something blocked him from hearing it.
(when did he delete my name and why)our mc thought
("host has received a message from Luffy" he was interrupted from his thoughts  by the system
From you
Dear me you really are  unlucky to have your name in that life to be our true name  lmao
From you and start training. The message appeared before he could even say yes.
(System open starter pack)
("opening starter pack, host has received the following."
1 steel greatsword,1 emperor of the seas cloak, skill gravity seals and one infinite quick shot revolver.
 skill gravity seals: the ability to put seals that could be used to increase gravity on an object or person the higher the level the shorter it takes to activate seal : activation time 1 hour

POV CHANGE
I looked at the  4 feet long greatsword that appeared in my right hand it looked like Dark Repulser from Sao the shiny metal of the blade from the ways of sunlight be bounced of the sharpened steel.
("DIng skill observe level 1  has been unlocked")the system ranged in my head
(nice now that I have the observe skill, let's observe this sword"
Observe I thought  and a screen appeared on top of the sword 
Sword-Rank g
it's a sword what would you expect it to be, a machine gun
I used observe again and again just to make sure what I was seeing was right I then moved on to the red cloak to see why it had such a cool name(observe)
Clothes-rank t-d (TRUE destroyer)
IT clothes what else does it look like
"That's it system whats with this lack  of info and this smartass comment" I snapped
("Hey don't blame me it's your low level in observe and those comments are coded from other you I am just your friendly neighborhood system")The system responded
"Oh sorry man, I thought you were being an asshole and do you have a name"
("No probs and yes I do have a name it is steve And stop interrupting me when I am  on Reddit it ain't cool")Steve said
"Sorry," I told steve in shame for doing the most uncultured thing ever interrupting someone fap time
("It's fine just don't do it again and don't forget to use those Gacha tickets, and you know you can use the system without  me right") The system responded
"Thanks for reminding me I am acting a little too much like a no-brain protag of some system novel lets improve on that," I said to steve
Ding 
YOU have been rewarded 2 stat point in wisdom for finding a problem with one's thinking
(oh cool stat points)
(OK time to use those each ticket but before that, I need to get a name).opening of the interface of the system I went to the section and thought of names I could go by and I wrote them done on the systems notebook option)
XX360noscopeXX and ray highlander After 3 minutes of intense thinking, I decided to go with ray highland
("DO you want to set ray highland as your name") a message from the system pops out when
I press confirmed
("Ding hidden quest has been completed(Get A NAME"/Reward yu gi oh duel disc)
"NICE NOW I HAVE A PLACE TO PUT THIS CARD!!!"I said  while taking out my photoshopped yu gi oh  trap card from my pant  pocket and putting it in face-down position
Time to use these Gacha tickets
You have received
 Carbon fiber cooking knife
Skill/unlimited weeb works
pack of toothpicks
skill/wall jump 
1 free food from system
I checked the skill I obtain not gonna lie they were pretty good skills but all the others were trash. (Well time to train)
Getting in a proper push-up position I found it hard to support myself properly, going down was the easy part but I struggled a lot getting myself back up, But when I did I collapse on to the ground.
I tried sit-ups and squats, but the same thing happened. I collapsed after doing one. Even if my body was sore all over I forced my self to grabbed the great sword and swing it a few times.
("SKill basic sword mastery 1 has been unlocked)
SKill basic sword mastery
 SKILL BASIC SWORD MASTERY:( The way of the sword is not just for killing, it is an art  a dangerous art but still an art the higher the level the better you are at using the sword)

{basic sword mastery is the ability to use the sword in the most basic way keep using the sword to upgrade skill to newbie sword mastery}
(YOU HAVE OBTAINED A QUEST
QUEST --ROAD OF A SWORD MASTER
DO 500 downwards and 500 sideways swings for the next 100  days
10/500 downwards swings
0/500 sideways swings
0/100 days
reward  SKill air cutter

The first day I did 5 sets of pushups, situps, and squat with 1 rep for each exercise, the sets had a 1 hour period between each set, And I increased the exercises by one rep each day. in those one hour period of rest I did 10 percent of my daily swings for both downward and sideways swings and  tried to level up  in observe and I didn't forget to eat 3 healthy meals for extra gains. After all the training I was usually too tired to do anything else so I just collapse on the cold hard floor of the cave to repeat the same process the next day. And that is how 100 days past quickly by the end of those 100 days 
Basic sword mastery has leveled up to level 9, I also gained basic cooking mastery over these 100 days and leveled it up to 9 also observe upgraded to 4 now I can see names and basic details and my stats looked like this.
name: ray highlander
titles: grim reaper
life span 100
St:10
int:20
sp:6
sta:7
dex:5
wis:14
 Awsome points 0
system diagnosis (a weakly that a chicken can't kill but will probably die to a bigger chicken )
skills
store/locked 
Gacha
A
495
496
497
498
499
500
YOU HAVE COMPLETED THE QUEST ROAD OF A SWORD MASTER
THE SKILL AIR CUTTER level 1 HAS BEEN UNLOCKED ACTIVE 
{Air Cutter is the ability to shoot low powered air blades by changing the air pressure around your blade affecting all other particle in a direct line of the activation point Th higher your level I the skill the greater the damage will be to the target Can only be used by swinging a blade at the  moment}
("YO") I voice I haven't heard since the beginning of these one hundred days,It was steve
"Sup.... why  did you  appear  suddenly," I said an a somewhat surprised toned 
("Nothing much I was just bored surfing Reddit and thought I should call you to tell you the barrier will shatter in like 2 minutes, well see ya") 
"OH shit I guess its time to go"

POV CHANGE
Walking out of the cave ray started to trees through the trees of the forest
SKILL: SPRINT LV 1 HAS BEEN UNLOCKED PASSIVE
SRINT: the skill to be able to gain a short burst of speed sprint, the higher the level the less wasteful movement you make when sprinting and the less amount of stamina used when sprinting(DO take note one does not need this skill to sprint. This skill just represents how proficient you are at sprinting.
SKILL: WALK LV 1 HAS BEEN UNLOCKED PASSIVE
WALK: the skill to be able to walk, the higher the level the less wasteful movement you make when walking(note ones does not need this skill to walk this is gained when one is better at doing these activities than the average)
Ray heard the notification of him unlocking new skills ringed in his head he read the descriptions of both skill while he continues running until he came to a clearing in the trees, he stopped to catch his breath for a few minutes. The bushes around the clearing  started to ruffle ray pulled out his sword from his inventory he began to walk towards silently 
SKILL: SILENT STEP LEVEL 1 HAS BEEN UNLOCK
The screen for him unlocking a new skill appeared in his face which he didn't notice and continued to walk to the bush witch started to ruffle more. he continued to move closer and closer to bush until he was less than 1 meter from the bush. the bush rustled some more before a 4-foot tall canine leaped towards him with its claws pointing towards rays neck. Ray barely got his sword fast enough with the claws only inches from his neck, he did not go unscratched the strike sent him flying back 2 meters, HE landed on his feet and looked  toward the 3 eyed wolf that was walking towards and used observe
 CLASS 4 DANGER BEAST: WOLF 
it is a wolve that is slightly stronger than other wolfs
(oh shit- oh shit, I only know one anime with danger beast and its Akame ga kill thank you me thank you very much for giving this chance) these thoughts ran through rays head. Akame ga kill was one of his favorite anime and manga the only thing about that was bad was everyone fucking died in his opinion he knew that was what made Akame ga kill so good but that didn't stop him from crying when Sheele and Bulat died and his only goal in this world is stop them from dieing.

While ray was zoning out the wolf came into range of the ray.lifting its claws aiming the human in front of him with a look of contempt for zoning out in the middle of the battlefield. striking toward the human the danger beast did not feel the expected feeling of his claws tearing through flesh but the feeling of hitting metal, it looked at its claws only to see it blocked by the human's blade last second and he didn't go flying because thus strike did not contain the force of the whole danger beasts body unlike the last one. The danger beast and ray both looked at each other in the eye, they both knew what they needed to do. both leaped back a meter which earn ray the skill Backwards dash level 1, they both began to circle each other waiting for an opening in the other one's defense the first one to attack was the dangerous beast. leaping towards it assumed prey it swings its claws overhead trying to slice him apart. Ray block the slash by putting the broad side of his sword to the attack and they began to exchange blows. Ray dodge the danger beast attacks barely with side steps and back steps and he blocked some blows that he could not dodge.

   At first ray was being pushed back by the danger beast but as they kept exchanging blows the beast started to get more wounded and exhausted, unlike way who had a sword and  could block the blows the beast needed to use its body to block the wounds which caused the wounds to add up faster than its opponent.
it's been 30  minutes seen the fight started we could see an out of breath ray with wounds ranging from tiny cuts to big gashes all over his body and a wolve that didn't look any better circling each other they both knew the next blow will be the deciding factor.
for the first time, the wolf heard words come out it opponents
"you know what if this was any other time we may have been friends, but it's not and you're in my way ....  I HAVE LOLIS TO HEAD PAT AND BIG BOOBIE SENPAI THAT NEED MY HELP SUPPORTING THOSE HEAVY BOOBS OF THEIRS and i can't die just yet  SO let's FINISH THIS"RAY SAID as he but his left hand on his wrist pointing his blade towards the wolf
even if the wolf couldn't understand what he said it still say the pure determination in his eyes and what he was fighting was not a prey but a warrior with something to fight for, he nodded at the human and prepare for what may be the last attack of its life. they both started to run towards each other, the wolf aimed its claws at the center of rays chest, the wolf expected to win for he was slightly faster than ray, but way jumped to the side last seconds and sliced through the wolf leaving I big wound and the wolf collapsed right there dead. Ray sheathed his blade-like one of those badass samurais from samurai movies and became to walk away until the wound from the wolf's last attack open up gushing out blood.
"Damn I guess I didn't fully dodge that attack, "ray said as he began to fall onto the grounds
THUD
 his body collapse onto the ground bleeding out ans he could not stop it 

A/N is our mc dead find out next time next on dragon ball z
I think he is dead there is no way he's alive right this is totally not one of those time author will use plot armor or something well till next week fellow men of culture and women of culture if you exist

Ya know, I've been recommended a lot of cult related videos on YouTube lately. The types of cults that form in Reddit, YouTube, facebook, in some kind of fucking MMOs, in literally, no joke, Roblox. I mean where the fuck should you go to if you wanna avoid some damn cults.
Let me tell you. No where, there is literally zero places without any cults. So I decided if I can't beat them, then maybe, just maybe I should join them. So I ask you guys, should I make a cult myself? Yes? No? A big fucking yes? I don't know... 
So give me an idea.

I started getting bored with chaos magick, well not bored so much as getting used to it. I need constant change otherwise I get bored. I need puzzles, I need adventure, I need.... superpowers?

I decided to look into psychic abilities, telekinesis, telepathy, astral projection, things like that. Although they fall under chaos magick they are technically a specialization of their own, called psionics.

As with usual I set out to do research on the subject in preparation for practicals. To get any good information on psionics is a pain in the ass, to say the least. A simple google of the phrase "psionics" lead me down a path of D&D and XCOM, neither of which had any roots in reality so google was utterly useless. I turned to Reddit and its community of wonderful people. Truthfully speaking Reddit is one hell of a source when it comes to occult studies, just don't ask about demon summoning. I asked about psionics on a group r/psionics. It is there where I met the person I will come to call master(u/boxofmelons), although it kinda annoys him.

Psionics has a lot of similarities with chaos magick and yet they are also quite different. Psionics is about using your chakras (and chi if you want to) whereas chaos magick is more about tricking your subconscious into performing magickal acts. I chose psionics exactly for that reason. I needed training in energy manipulation and I felt that psionics would be best suited for the job. It was through my master that I started learning about my chakras and psi. I learned how to feel the energy and manipulate it. On his Reddit page, he had exercises aimed at beginners to teach the basics.

I asked him why he doesn't have more tutorials and he said that it's because every person is different so there is no "one fits all" way to doing psionics. So this is where psionics is quite similar to chaos magick. You can manipulate techniques to fit you and still get the same result its not necessary to go dig up a million-year-old book on a technique for manipulating your energy.

I read all his posts and I went and read as much as I could on the Reddit page. Because the information on Google was so diluted, finding this Reddit page was like striking oil. I absorbed as much as I could in preparation for starting with my practicals.

  Reddit post on r/truehorrorstories 

   Account: U/HorrorWorld: What's the scariest thing that you've ever seen. 

U/skeletondance: 

    I am a photographer I was taking photos of the town I live in. Where the mysterious pine forest lies. A infamous forest where supposedly an ancient demon traps and torments the poor sap that enters inside. Usually most people that come inside never return. I drove the forest and took photos of it from outside of my car on the road. 
  I swear I saw a shadowy figure seemingly fly over the trees in the mist. Its eyes were piercing red. It was big and black. It stared right at me. I immediately got into my car and drove off. It was the most terrifying thing I've ever seen. 


  Jenny Franklin's diary: 

  October 4th: 

  We've gone even deeper now. Luckily the map has helped us know where were going. So when we leave we can guide our way back. I have been using the map. We found a dead animal in our travels. It was pretty creepy. It was a squirrel with there head missing. Now it's the late afternoon and were about to set up the tents. 

Jenny Franklin wants answers after her brother goes missing in the errie pine forest. She her boyfriend and her two best friends venture into pine forest for answers. There diary entries chronicle there terrifying search for answers.

After leaving a trail on the grass, she arrived at the tent her mother and Jason mating.
She kneel at the window while listen from her mother moaning voices, she can also hear the voice of her mother screaming for more pleasure.
It made her who is the daughter to feel the shame, she didn't know what her mother felt right now but she guess that it was really good, just listening to her voice and you can tell how it was.
She continue to do it, she roll her t-shirt up and cup her boobs, while her other hands was teasing the little bud.
Her moan was not the loud but it was very sweet, just listening to it and anyone will find hard to control themselves, especially dog like men.
She fondle her breast, pinch her bud and rub her pussy, she did all she can just to hurry up, she wanted to cum and move away from this area.
She uses every move she has, she move her hands more because she felt that tingle inside, she knows what it was, that overwhelming pleasure just before relief has made her crazy.
She was about to cum when she heard Jason said.
"Come out I know you are peeping us"
That voice made her come a little but then she snap out from that craze, and nervously look at them, she see her mother looking at her with wide eyes and blush on her cheeks.
And Jason who is currently riding her, with his penis still hard and still inside her mother cave.
"mother, I will help you"
"no! you dirty Lil bitch go to the other side and rest"
Her mother has vexed look at her eyes, she looks too angry yet also alluring .
"but, mother I can see that you are having it hard"
Saying like that with concern in her eyes makes her mother calmer, yet she can't afford to make her daughter who is gentle and obedient to make love together with her with the same man.
"no, and that is my answer"
Just when Kyuuko was about to continue her lesson for her daughter, she felt that again, the feeling of full inside her. It made her blank for a second, letting out her moan.
"You~"
Jason look at Haruna with a slight glint at his eyes and just turn his head back, he look like a diligent student with his serious face if it was just not in this situation.
Haruna just kneel there will looking at her mother mating with a guy, her mouth gap then she can't help but gulp her saliva to what she is seeing.
listening was another thing, but watching them directly while knowing that she was in there was something she never felt before, she can't help but cup her breast and play it.
Her legs already has flood on it, it trail down until the ground.
She look at them, looking at her mother gapping mouth and roll eyes, she suddenly want to replace her mother.
Jason with no other thing to do but just pump, thought that it was really weird but also amazing, in his past life, he also had a wife and they do this every single time they had.
But that is long long time ago, it only resurface after mating with other women.
'By the way, never thought to have another women especially just after reincarnating, but I miss this pleasure'
He look at the girl outside looking at her with strange eyes' never thought that she was a voyeurism'
Well, it is not that bad compare to the fetish of the noble in my past live, just thinking that made me little turn off'
So to distract himself, he just move rougher making Kyuuka moan louder.
By now his body was aching, it was because of his out off balance mental strength that made him still alive, but at the same time made him weak.
He grasp Kyuuka legs and turn her to face him, his rough treatment only entice Kyuuka to moan more in pleasure.
Jason look at that slutty face made him urge to paint it with his ink.
Moan~
The moan that came out of Kyuuka only became louder signaling that she was about to come. She stretch her legs behind Jason, she grasp Jason arm tightly as she roll her eyes, and scream sweetly.
Jason look at her and, remove her penis from that pleasure cave. He move to Kyuuka face and spray that ink.
It made Kyuuka take out her tongue, to recieve that ink.
After a moment in that position she heard a loud moan outside, and it made her realize that there was someone she know outside.
She turn her head and look at her daughter, she was shock to see that her daughter was kneeling, and rubbing her breast, while she saw her daughter arm downward.
It was shock for her, in the year that they were together, Haruna was a good girl and a very obedient lady. She was even more like an eldest than her elder sister Yuika.
But after seeing this, she felt that she have to reevaluate her daughter, just looking at that blush face and daze look at her eyes, while also dripping her saliva.
She stop her thought when she felt movement above her, she turn and look at Jason eyes, and then to her daughter face.
She suddenly don't know what to do in this kind of situation.
If it was possible she even want to go to Reddit and ask someone, what to do in this kind of situation.
After a long thought she didn't realize that her eye lid drop. She was very tired that she even herself didn't realize that she was sleepy.
But still, Jason still not that ready to sleep, his body was still not healing, he need someone to vent to.
Because every time he came, he felt relieve in his suffering. He knows, to completely remove the poison in his body he need it to be vent out together with his sperm.
It was only possible because he can manipulate his blood, but if other people is in his place, they already die even if there is a women in their side. Because this kind of poison quicken death by over stimulating the body resulting in heart attack and other cardiac disease.

He was the demon lord in his past live, only to be a babysitter after reviving

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