“Please, sing me to sleep.” she gently spoke as she watched crystal-like tears slip out of the eyes of her lover. 

A waterfall of melancholic tears cascaded down his face as he could see her slowly drifting away from him. 


You reap what you sow. For centuries, people have said that you don't know what you have until it's gone. Truth is, you knew what you had, you just never thought you'd lose it.



--


Kimetsu no Yaiba does not belong to me, it rightfully belongs to Gotoge Koyoharu. 

status: ongoing 
published: 6/30/20

Go to my Reddit to see art of characters

Reddit: 

https://www.reddit.com/user/WerewolfOfDarkness/

Discord:

https://discord.gg/VmjaVx

This is a story about a male named Zero who gets transformed into a Werewolf because of the apocalypse, with his intelligence.

It started with a message and humans turned into monsters human eating machines, but Zero is not like them, because he still has his intelligence.

[March 11, 2021]
I really hate my brother.
He made me wake up from the PERFECT dream!
... Let's start from the beginning.
So I was watching videos on the couch. Then since I felt sleepy, I decided to take a nap. From there, I had the dream.
I was cuddling the fluffiest puppy ever! It was so cute!!! Its fur was also so soft and felt so so good to pet. It was perfect.
Until my gosh darn moron of a brother woke me up! By laughing like a stupid piece of garbage! The nap only lasted 20 minutes! It was no way long enough!
And guess why he laughed. He laughed because of some Reddit memes! Reddit memes!!!
He woke me up from the best dream ever because of some Reddit memes!!!
I have never wanted to kill someone so badly! Ugh!
Writing this down is just making me even more mad!
He better sleep with one eye open starting from today.
###
[... Notify the 'Brother' to please the subject.]
[All sensory experiments involving any cute pets are banned unless authorized.]
[Preparing new dreams...]

I have weirds dreams from time to time.

I told my friend about it and he said to record them down in a "Dream Diary."

So here we are.

These are my weird dreams.

###

[Subject has begun record to the 'Friend' suggestion.]

[May all personal start preparing.]

[Testing will begin soon.]

###

Summary: This is mostly just to pass the time. There really isn't any plot. Just have fun reading it and that's all!

PS: The updates are sporadic(aka WhenEverIWantTo) and the word count varies per chapter.

Adam can't help but be happy! He received a system! Wait... is he really the only one who got it?
He hurries to check the reddit on his computer and press f5 repeatedly.
5 minutes and nothing. If there are no people talking about it on Reddit it is because there are less than 100 people in the world with powers or because there is no one else.
Adam looks at the action buttons he is very tempted to simply choose [cultivate], but it is better to [study] first. The boy chooses to study and he feels several options, choose theme 1, 2, 3, ... Allocate study time 1 hour, 2 hours, 3 hours ...
He checks the hours, it is 10 pm, he usually goes to sleep 00:00. But fuck it, it puts 4 hours of study with 3 subjects of study Cultivation of the body, origins of heroes and tutorial to be a vigilante. 
The next 4 hours are the most amazing things in Adam's life. It is as if he were an experienced researcher. No Reddit or google. He quickly accesses historical databases and oriental literary analyzes, philosophy and Chinese mythology. Adam reads it with absurd speed, and he manages to memorize the contents that seem interesting and quickly discards the useless contents for the purpose of research, Adam makes colorful, consistent, referenced and organized notes. After that he begins to study the origins of heroes, most of his focus was on more current cinema and comic book stories. In less than 5 minutes he realizes that it will not be useful to study the origins of heroes, these tales are meant to entertain and impress, because they have to be marketed. Adam will study biographies of real heroes in the future, but his focus of study shifts to vigilantism. 
In this matter he dedicates almost two and a half hours. Much of the study consists of neighborhood surveillance forums, training for shopping security guards and tips for de-escalating dangerous situations.
The more he studies, the more quickly he realizes that it is not possible to be a hero overnight. Much of it consists of investigations and passing the job on to more competent people. 
Someone dealing drugs? Who does he buy from? Who's boss? Oh do they use an app to combine exchanges? Pass the investigation on to cybercrime. Are exchanges in another state? So it's a federal investigation, pass the job on to another team. Police and politicians involved? Pass the investigation to homeland security. Multi-country crime? INTERPOL.
You will have thousands of agents investigating financial transactions, identifying suspects, building a psychological portfolio of criminal leaders, discovering locations of warehouses and more.
Crimes escalate quickly with investigations and this needs resources. Or he can stick with watching the neighborhood. 
Adam finishes studying, he is kind of discouraged because much of the vigilante study just made it clear that being one is either boring or stupid. Cultivation is just a series of mysticism, he will have to see more about philosophy and oriental medicine. And about heroic origins, it is also useless. Better learn about other things.
He looks at his watch, 2 am. He needs to enter the supermarket at 7:40 am. But he is still too energetic to sleep.
Wait... I have superpowers and still have to work in that supermarket? 
Never.
Adam chooses [Cultivate]

Adam is an 18-year-old who works as a cashier in a supermarket chain when he discovers that he has a system to become a Cultivator. The first and only cultivator on earth.

How will governments react? How will Adam manage to fight crime? Will Adam get money? More importantly, in which country will he be able to build a harem?

1 The heavens, the earth, and all their vast array were finished.
2 On the seventh day Shrek finished his work which he had done; and he rested on the seventh day from all his work which he had done.
3 Shrek blessed the seventh day, and made it holy, because he rested in it from all his work of creation which he had done.
4 This is the history of the generations of the heavens and of the earth when they were created, in the day that Shrek made the earth and the heavens.
5 No meme was yet in the earth, and no meme had yet sprung up; for Shrek had not caused it to rain on the earth. There was not a memer to till the ground,
6 but a mist went up from the earth, and watered the whole surface of the ground.
7 Shrek formed memers from the dust of the ground, and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life; and the memer became a living soul.
8 Shrek planted a garden eastward, in Reddit, and there he put the memer whom he had formed.
9 Out of the ground Shrek made every meme to grow that is pleasant to the sight, and good for food, including the meme of life in the middle of the garden and the tree of the knowledge of good and evil.
10 A river went out of Reddit to water the garden; and from there it was parted, and became the source of four rivers.
11 The name of the first is Youtube: it flows through the whole land of Bruh, where there is meme potential;
12 and the meme potential of that land is good.
13 The name of the second river is Instagram. It is the same river that flows through the whole land of Stolen Memes.
14 The name of the third river is Snapchat. This is the one which flows in front of Filters. The fourth river is the 4chan.
15 Shrek took the memer, and put him into the garden of Reddit to cultivate and keep it.
16 Shrek commanded the memer saying, "You may freely eat of every meme of the garden;
17 but you shall not eat of the meme of the knowledge of good and evil; for in the day that you eat of it, you will surely die."
18 Shrek said, "It is not good for the memer to be alone. I will make him a helper comparable to him."
19 Out of the ground Shrek formed every meme of the field, and every meme of the sky, and brought them to the memer to see what he would call them. Whatever the memer called every meme became its name.
20 The memer gave names to all memes, and to the memes of the sky, and to every meme of the field; but for the memer there was not found a helper comparable to him.
21 Shrek caused the memer to fall into a deep sleep. As the memer slept, he took one of his ribs, and closed up the flesh in its place.
22 Shrek made a gamergirl from the rib which had taken from the memer, and brought her to the memer.
23 The memer said, "This is now bone of my bones, and flesh of my flesh. She will be called 'gamergirl,' because she was taken out of the memer."
24 Therefore a memer will leave his father and his mother, and will join with his wife, and they will be one flesh.
25 The memer and his wife were both naked, and they were not ashamed.

The holy meme Bible created by the Almighty Shrek himself.
Basically, I'm translating the bible to meme language.
Enjoy!

08:05 Amsterdam 27-05-2019

Andre has not left his room in 2 days. The only time he left his room was when he went to the bathroom or got something to eat for himself. He felt depressed and wanted to just sleep. He already tried to meet with Greta 2 days ago but it was unsuccessful. He felt like she tried to avoid him that made Andre feel contrite. He also decided not to take a job because of something that happened in the past 3 days.

When I returned home after not being able to find Greta. I immediately went up to my room. I grabbed My Samsung s9 from his pocket. I opened my favorite website reddit and scrolled down. I was having a great time on my favorite server of reddit r/public freakout. Until I saw a picture of himself. It had 69,420 likes on it and a title that said: What an asshole. As I tapped on the picture and asked myself what it could be, it started a video.


Why I was a good student this year. I behaved. I studied and always did my homework. Why did I fail my exam again?-

I said get out!! Greta shouted at Andre.

Andre watched in shock. He didn't expect anyone to film this. He checked the user name of the person who posted it.

kyle019

sh@t, f!ck, cr#p these thoughst ran through Andre's mind while he read the name. He didn't know who it was. He was pretty close with his class and did not recognize the name. Sh!t it is probably a fake username.

I tapped to see the reply section.

Kyle 019: this guy failed his exam and got insanely mad at the teacher.

Throwaway: what is wrong with this guy? This is so sad for the teacher. He deserves to have failed. Is it his first time failing?

Kyle 019: nah, this trash already got held back last year.

throwaway: LOL, where is this?

Kyle 019: Amsterdam lotarbanaha highschool his name is Andre Sheep

I felt like all the blood in my body was being drained by someone. My organs felt like they were all misplaced and I could not help but read further. It said horrible stuff about me, and the worst was I felt like I deserved. If I hadn't gone yelling at her, none of this would have happened. The only thing I can hope for is that no one of my family or friends will see this.

Should I tell them about this? This was the next thing I was wondering. I was still lying down on my bed and knew that I would not stand up for a while. I slowly put my blanket around myself and covered my face with it. I kept rewatching the video hoping that I could find any clue to who Kyle 019 was but it was and reading the new comments. I knew that if would react it would just get a lot of hate on me. 

25-05-2019
When it was finally 2 am I decided to try to sleep. I haven't even eaten anything yet, but I didn't feel in the mood for it. I just wanted to forget everything. I just wanted to travel back in time and not do what I did or destroying every phone there. Just some silly wishes that would never become reality.

f%ck you kyle 019 he made sure to not give any of his information in the comment section and his account was new so I was not able to gain anything. I didn't want to talk to my class because of what happened and just wanted for it all te be over. I decided not to tell my family or friends hoping that they would never ever see or hear about it.

Andre thinks he doesn't matter in the world.
he feels like something less than a pawn in a chess game.
' even if it is just for a moment let me get on the board. I am scared of dying and i am scared of getting hurt but i don't want to leave this world without a mark '
from the moment he said that
to 10 minutes later
he knew his live had changed

Good morning, good afternoon, good evening. I hope all is well, dear readers. 

I wanted to take the time to sincerely thank every single one of you for supporting the novel up to this point. It has truly been an honor writing on this platform. Throughout my bitter life, never did I imagine I'd start writing and have people supporting me in the process. I cannot help but say I'm in debt for your undivided support. :')

As for the novel status, we are now past the half mark of Volume 1. Some may be curious as to how long I plan on making the series. I'd say 10 volumes minimum, each being at least 50,000 words (about 50 chapters on Webnovel).

Many may find this unexpected, but my goals for this story is beyond the ordinary. I plan to enter this work into Japan, which will lead to an eventual Manga + Anime adaptation. How do I plan on doing that exactly? Have no worry, I've done my research. Lots of research.

To simplify matters, the plan is to grow on English platforms such as Webnovel, Royal Road, Tapas, Moonquill and even Reddit if I'm lucky. If I attain a certain level of popularity and approval, that will be my beacon to hire a translator to get the book(s) into Japanese and enter them into one of their major web novel competitions online. Winners do get promoted in their magazine and at one point, will be elevated to get adaptations. Lots of anime (some poorly written ones as well) are attaining recognition from these competitions and are getting adaptations, especially in the past few years.

I have no doubt that this work can reach that level someday. Sure, I'm bound to fail, that goes without saying. That won't alter my goal in the slightest. I'm willing to do any and everything possible to make this happen. Even if it takes my entire life. Even if I don't earn a dime. Even if I must sacrifice the time with my friends and family. Even if I must continue to lose sleep. Even if my grades have to be discarded. Even if I have to quit my job. Even if I need to spend thousands of dollars more in investment... I will stay firm towards this goal. This has always been but a dream to me. I will no longer allow it to stay that way, rather, I will make it a reality.

Whew, I've said a lot it seems. Putting all of it aside, some kind souls might wonder: how will I be able to support this cause? 

It's a lot easier than you think, believe me. I have absolutely no intentions to ask money on a PayPal, nor to demand on a platform like Patre0n. I refuse to get this book contracted with locked chapters too, believe it or not. 

All I ask for is that on this platform followed by other websites in the future (will let everyone know once I start publishing elsewhere) that the following is done:

- Voting with powerstones daily
- Sharing this book in as many ways possible
- Staying connected with daily chapters
- Commenting, reviewing and suggesting

That's all I kindly request from everyone. The most important part is sharing the book. Whether it be on a group chat, a server, a friend in real life, a private message to someone you know or even a platform online such as Reddit etc. 

While the support has been phenomenal so far, I really could use more views and overall recognition – especially for the major goals I talked about! Every single viewer, share, collection, rating, review, vote and comment counts and brings us a step closer to the endgame. ^-^

Be a part of this great cause. Together, we can create a revolution. We will accomplish the unthinkable and prove the world wrong. It all lies within your support and love. 

That wraps up my message today. I apologize for taking your precious time like this. You don't have a clue how grateful I am for everything... :>

Look forward to the rest of volume 1, as the other main characters finally join the story soon! Do comment on how you feel about the story so far, I'd be delighted to know! Have a wonderful day, dear readers. <3

Chapter 4 - Night Routine


Not again...


Adonis doesn't feel too bad, it's much earlier than the time he usually gets into bed so he does feel like he's making progress. He's too bored to do anything else on his computer so he finally shuts it down and begins his unscheduled nighttime routine.


He uses the toilet and walks out without washing his hands or brushing his teeth. He grabs his phone and lies down in his bed, ready for sleep. He is pretty sleepy. Like clockwork he unlocks his phone and goes straight to Reddit, scrolling down the most popular posts for the day. Some of the posts are entertaining or educational, but Adonis knows what he's doing. He knows what he's scrolling for.


He spends a fair amount of time reading the posts about politics and news and internet memes and keeps on scrolling. Eventually, he starts to see the NSFW posts. He clicks on all of them and even visits the subreddits they were posted to. Picture after picture, GIF after GIF, Adonis fries his brain with all the different kinds of porn one could imagine. He's liking the incest-related content recently, particularly the step-mom niche. It's weird, he knows, but the captions on the GIFS add an extra sexy touch that gets Adonis masturbating for the third time today. This goes on for a while. He purposely delays climaxing by edging towards the 'point of no return', easing off and continuing. This way he can watch more porn.


As soon as he's done, he's finally ready for sleep. He checks the time: 02:38 am


Not again...

Adonis's journey from a regular Blue Pilled boy to a Red Pilled Greek God!

Originally Posted by KAMpok
Originally Posted on Reddit

~~~~~~~~~~
"If God exists, why is there so much evil in the world?" It's a common question, but it is misplaced. All things must have balance. Light and dark. Good and evil. Sound and silence. Without one, the other cannot exist."So if that's true, then God does NOTHING to fight evil?" That might be your follow up question. Of course, he fights evil. Relentlessly. I am Dartalian, one of His most Holy and Righteous angels. I roam the Earth, disposing of evil wherever I find it. I kill the monsters you don't ever want to know about. I crush them completely so you can sleep at night. You, humans, have no idea how many of you live because of the work I do."But what about Stalin? Hitler? Ted Bundy? Jack the Ripper?"Well, those are the minor ones I had to let live. For balance. The ones I destroy are ....too horrible and vile to survive. What's funny, is while I would wager you never have heard the name Dartalian in any religious texts, I bet you have heard of me. Americans, for example, have their own name for me. Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

This is a book about multiple scary and mind blowing stories I found on the Internet. Some stories aren't mine and if you find yours in here and want me to remove it, please feel free to tell me in the chapter comment or review. I will immediately do so.

The book image is also not mine. Basically, almost everything in this book is not mine. 

Recommendation: Read at night...

The title explains it all. Trust me. I'm not kidding. I don't just tell jokes like this randomly. I promise this isn't my attempt on increasing the pointless word count. This isn't an essay where I have to add random words at the bottom and make them white to artificially increase the word count without actually adding anything. I'm a honest man, you can trust me. Is anyone even reading this. Probably not. So why am I even writing this. For satisfaction, I guess. This is just some random rambling of a young man about to go insane. Not really. I don't have split personalities. I think. I think not. Are you bored yet. I am. I should stop, but I won't. Not yet. I feel like some mad villain about to do some evil to the protagonist. Why is that so. I don't know. I just remembered minecraft's ending after beating the ender dragon. Am I insane. No, I don't think so. How land can I make this wall of text. Someone probably will never read this. But if you are reading this. I promise I'm normal. In most cases. Why are you reading this. Why aren't you reading this. Don't worry I'm a good guy. Not like the reddit ones. I mean I'm a law abiding citizen. I haven't broken any laws. Except a couple of them. But none of them were serious. I think. I think therefor I am. But am I. Hi vsauce, Michael here. Where are your fingers. How long can I make this. Come on let's get this chapter to like a hundred thousand words. Let's not. That'll actually need some effort and I'm too lazy to do anything. Can I go to sleep. No, the sun is a deadly lazer. Why is my head empty. I have achived ASCENSION. No I haven't. How should I end this chapter. Oh, I know. This is the end. THE END.

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