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Siska_the_Khajiit: He must have went a full page without declaring that China is the best country in the worldThe City of Terror · C302
mikael_hg: Someone must have notified the writer, that he has gone too many chapters without putting in his required nationalist propaganda quota, which some backwards countries require.The City of Terror · C302
Towel: Hey guys I don't know if you know this or not but when he goes to space he won't have very many opportunities to interact with players. I'm sure the author will be sure to tell us this fact another 100 times before he leaves for space.The Legendary Mechanic · C296
ThrustThunder: If you'd like some suggestions of my favorite Novels you can find on Novelupdates:
The New World (Teen gets trapped in a cave when the world gets a system, does what he can to survive. VERY WELL WRITTEN!)2016
The Games We Play by Ryuugi (Kid gains power of Videogame Protagonist, Min/max's his skills, forced to pretend to be Badass Mafia Boss to outsmart Godly enemies. The most Cunning/Smartest MC I've read in a long time.)2015
The World Turned into a Game After I Woke up (Guy's World gains Gaming System. He gets killed so much he Returns to the past, Shameless looting ensues!)2017
Worth the Candle by Cthulhuraejepsen (Kid appears in a Battle Royal based of the D&D World he created, gets skillsheet, ruminates on troupes)2017
Dragonborn Saga by Don_Dokhmesy (Guy reborn into a overly Modded VR Skyrim World, Becomes Lord of Immersion)2018
A Monster Who Levels Up (Guy transforms into Monsters as his trait, Uses their unique skills to become Rich/OP)2017
The City of Terror (Guy wakes up with a status screen in a fever dream city where it's kill or be killed by Chinese monsters of lore, becomes OP)2016
Seoul Station’s Necromancer (Guy returns from conquering a System World to find it has bleed into his own World, becomes OP)2016
The Arcane Emperor (Guy sends himself to Gaming World by flubbing a spell, ends up acquiring an OP class)2016
Shadow Hack (Guy gets Shadow Clones to XP grind for him, becomes more OP every chapter)2017
Leveling Up And Becoming Undefeatable (NEET Reincarnated with a System that gives the Skills of Other Wuxia Protagonists, junk food writing at it's most shameless)2013
Invincible Level Up (Begins exactly as LUaBU, but takes a more serious World building approach)2012
Godly Model Creator (Kid in Superpower World uses ability to copy others skills to become OP, Kills his enemies!)2013
The Strongest Gene (Guy reincarnates to World of genetic modification with cheat skill of Luck. Creative face slapping abounds)2017
Rebirth of the Thief Who Roamed the World (Guy reincarnates back 10 years and uses VRMMORPG to get revenge on the people who killed him through Shameless looting)2010
Reincarnation Of The Strongest Sword God (Rips off Rebirth heavily, but the release rate is exemplary)2015
Night Ranger (Transferred into a D&D VRMMORPG, Guy must gain Power before the Apocalypse happens)2015
Advent of the Archmage (Same as Night Ranger but more Magic Driven)2016
The Wizard World (Chip story that has very detailed set pieces, like reading a vivid Lucid dream)2012
Warlock of the Magus World (Genius with a Biochip reincarnates into the wizard world, Devours his enemies. The best example of a *Ruthless* MC I've ever read)2015
Age of Adepts (Another Wizard chip story about a truly guileful MC)2016
When A Mage Revolts (Guy reincarnates with a system that trolls him, eventually becomes the Hero of all persecuted Mages)2016
The Book Eating Magician (Guy's hand turns into a Grimoire that can eat books to learn magic)2017
Tales of Demons and Gods (Mad Snail's Novel, turned Manga, turned Anime about a reincarnator who uses his Advanced knowledge to become rich and slap faces)2015
Upgrade Specialist in Another World (Increase your cultivation by making your accessories OP? Yes please!)2011
Strongest Abandoned Son (A Cultivator reincarnates into our World, uses powers to slap faces and get rich)2012
The Desolate Era (Kid reincarnates into Wuxia World with OP cultivation technique, eventually kills Gods with his sword. First Novel I read here.)2014Another World’s Versatile Crafting Master · C2
Hubris123124: Oh wow. Those future humans are the one that needs help yet they act that way. Sheyan should just kill him.The Ultimate Evolution · C1059
Immapotato: in major lower than a lieutenant colonel?The Ultimate Evolution · C1059
Jylenn: This should have generated a bonus chapter just based on the last lines.The Ultimate Evolution · C1059
The Ultimate Evolution · C1057
The Ultimate Evolution · C1057
At school, Little Johnny’s classmate tells him that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, so it’s very easy to blackmail them by saying, “I know the whole truth.” Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out. Johnny’s mother greets him at home, and he tells her, “I know the whole truth.” His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, “Just don’t tell your father.” Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, “I know the whole truth.” The father promptly hands him $40 and says, “Please don’t say a word to your mother.” Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, “I know the whole truth.” The mailman immediately drops the mail, opens his arms, and says, “Then come give your Daddy a great big hug!”The Legendary Mechanic · C72
Sean88888: it came as a surprise to me too. I should have been given one month's notice.The Ultimate Evolution · C1038
Nyxeth: Thankyou for translating it thus far. Do keep in mind that Qidian will be very aggressive towards you over your patreon as they have with other premium novel translators who ended up in a similar situation.The Ultimate Evolution · C1038
Redzeth: Webnovel is a bunch of moneysucking leeches, this was never a paid service, I even support the patreon for the extra chapters, but webnovel comes in again asking for more and more money. Those greedy b*sterds, Im not buying any SS anymore and just watch on plagiarized sites instead. (will keep support for this novel with patreon tough)The Ultimate Evolution · C1038
Sean88888: Hi guys, I'm the translator.
As you can see, the novel has gone premium. Unfortunately, I have no say in this matter. Usually, a translator will be given a month's notice if their novel is turning premium, but I wasn't notified. I found out the same way you guys did. If I had known, I would've announced it and do a mass release or something.
Thanks for your support.The Ultimate Evolution · C1038
xRicex: Short jokes here might wanna try it..
Naughty boy draws a p*nis on a black board. Lady teacher rubs it off. Next day he draws a bigger one and writes: "REMEMBER THE MORE YOU RUB THE BIGGER IT GETS!Monster Pet Evolution · C45
xRicex: Short jokes here
A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enoughMonster Pet Evolution · C43
xRicex: Jokes here
A man suffered a serious heart attack while shopping in a store. The store clerk called 911 when they saw him collapse to the floor. The paramedics rushed the man to the nearest hospital where he had emergency open heart bypass surgery. He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at the Catholic Hospital. A nun was seated next to his bed holding a clipboard loaded with several forms, and a pen. She asked him how he was going to pay for his treatment. “Do you have health insurance?” she asked. He replied in a raspy voice, “No health insurance.” The nun asked, “Do you have money in the bank?” He replied, “No money in the bank.” Do you have a relative who could help you with the payments?” asked the irritated nun. He said, “I only have a spinster sister, and she is a nun.” The nun became agitated and announced loudly, “Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God.” The patient replied, “Perfect. Send the bill to my brother-in-lawMonster Pet Evolution · C41
xRicex: Jokes here
(Dad's daughter walks up to him)
Daughter- Dad i gotta tell u something...
Dad- Whats tht?
Daughter- I'm a lesbian.
(Dad walks around then his other daughter comes up to him)
Daughter #2- Dad i gotta tell u something...
Dad- Whts tht?
Daughter #2- I'm a lesbian.
Dad- Damn, does anybody in this house like dick?
Son- I do!!!!Monster Pet Evolution · C40
xRicex: Sorry guys late for joke my sister is on a 18th bday heres your JOKEs.
A little boy came home from school and his homework assignment was to find out what the difference was between hypothetically and realistically,so he asked his dad. His dad said, "Well, go ask your mom if she would sleep with the mail man for $1,000,000." He went and asked and came back and said, "She said yes". "Well", said the dad, "Go ask your sister the same question." He did and came back and said, "She said yes." And the dad said, "Now go ask your brother the same thing." He did and came back and said, "He said yes too!" And the dad said, "Well hypothetically we're sitting on three million dollars, realistically we're living with 2 whores and a fag!"Monster Pet Evolution · C37
Nyr: I actually don't care about the nationalism. I like the MC. He isn't a rebellious **** against the world cursing his fate, he's trying to undo it by grasping every chance he can. He loves his centipede while it may not be the best. The nationalism stuff, I just ignore it.Monster Pet Evolution · C15
Edric42: Don’t forget with censorship in China it’s hard to write anything that doesn’t support the countryMonster Pet Evolution · C15
EternalRest: 👍 lol. From what I’ve seen no people would turn on themselves faster than Chinese if the right amount is offered 😂 look in all their novels with how fast they turn on each other.Monster Pet Evolution · C15
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