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True_Sheol: One night, a man and a woman meet at a bar. After a drink or two, they start talking and come to realize that they're both doctors attending an out-of-town medical conference.
After about an hour, the man says to the woman, "Hey. How about if we sleep together tonight--no strings attached. It'll just be one night of fun."
Considering that the man looked and acted pleasant enough, the woman doctor agrees to it.
The two go to her hotel and he goes in the bedroom. She goes in the bathroom, undresses, preps, and starts scrubbing up like she's about to go into the operating room. She scrubs for a good 10 minutes. Finally she goes in the bedroom and gets into bed. They have foreplay for 20 minutes and *** for 30 minutes or so.
Afterwards, the man says to the woman, "You're a surgeon, aren't you?"
"Yeah, how did you know?"
The man says, "I could tell by the way you scrubbed up before we started."
"Oh, that makes sense", says the woman. " You're an anesthesiologist aren't you?"
"Yeah", says the man , a bit surprised. "How did you know?"
The woman answers, "Because after you poked me, I didn't feel a thing."Great Doctor Ling Ran · C50
Rebirth of the Entertainment Giant · C197
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BlueSkies: There's hardly a story worth reading about 12 chapters in and there's no character or world development just horrendous word dumps on character gameplay elements that aren't even introduced well; the typical game breaking VR template with a kid who finds a magical ring that lets him hack into the game that his daddy wouldn't buy him and equip things IRL to flex in front of his classmates about how strong he is and not to judge a book by its cover. Combat is essentially my attributes were better> (system log exp rewards)
Maybe next life you rabbits will see Mt Tai!The Almighty Ring
akaAlba: So... this was a thing huh. There are so many things wrong with this novel that it's unreadable for me. Unfortunately, compared to the other choice I voted for this one back then. What a horrible disappointment.
It's boring. Just another self-mast*rbatory story for the author. Funny enough, at the end of chapter 10, MC claims to finally be an "alpha". That's one of the saddest thing you would have expected a delusional beta to say; try harder lol. MC is impulsive and often shouts/yells (everytime he talks, it's "cried") instead of just speaking?
Plot holes and plot armour galore in here.
-People who plays the game never need mental rest (needs no sleep), and do not suffer from mental exhaustion.
-Game servers only open for 8h every night...? Why the hell would the latest, most popular game do that? Servers should be open 24h so anyone can play whenever they want, instead of being forced to wait until 10pm to play the dumb game. I wouldn't have bothered to buy the game if this was one of the rules for it.
-The story development is non-existent. Story is flat, dull and bland. There's no fight scenes at all, just [monster name] appeared, MC gets exp + loot, "nice". Not even a description of the monster, i guess author makes up for it with literal monster names so you even know what he just fought. Also no one grind 500 mobs in the area, so MC was the first to trigger that mini-boss? Complete BS. If you can do something, pretty sure another lucky idiot out there would have also stumbled upon it. You're not *that* special, boy.
-Unbalanced character abilities in creation screen, human was obviously the class to go to since they have so much more "perks". Also the "perks" are pretty unrealistic, it's as if there were only 100+ players playing this game.
-Unnecessary info dropping. I know there's a lot of game stuff author want to clear out of the way first, but that was so dry and unnecessary that I just skipped pass it all. I don't need to know about the colour codes of armour etc. No point telling us gold = legendary, it's not like we're seeing one soon and it could be introduced better. Like he can see the stats of this awesome new sword and see it so beefed up and go "Woah! This is some BS legendary stats!" That would have gotten the gold = legendary well across too.
-Unrealistic basketball match. There's so many wrong there that I just don't want to comprehend. It was also as boring as the rest of the novel. I doubt the author knows anything about the rules of basketball.
-I also don't think author knows how people works. All I see here is robots pretending to be human and cardboard people.
Unfortunately, this story is mediocre. It is a good sleeping aid though.The Almighty Ring
Xrvds: Real trash the main character acts like a badass in real life but is the definition of beta male in game. I don’t know about anyone else but that sounds retarded and backwards but for some reason the author wrote it this way. If you dislike novels where the mc is thrown around by women and acts like nothing bad is happening then this novel is for you if not don’t bother. The worst part about it though is that in the beginning the mc seemed like a badass but 15 chapters in he becomes more of a pussy who does what every a women tells him like the mc from super gene.The Almighty Ring
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Enlightenedmonk: At the start it was meh, everything is ******. No character and world devopment. And then the author made the MC stupid. Not worth using more of my useless time.The Almighty Ring
ZxeilosS: I think we need to downgrade our intelligence to read this novel.Author writing style the worst at the beginning later it became a little better but then the plot is became ****. The creative idea sre not bad but the writing style is no better than a ******* and i think author know zero about MMORPG.The Almighty Ring
thestatsguy: Website : qidian china
Views : 21.10million
Rating : 8.9(1218)
Chapters : 1300 approx
Status : completed
Word count : 4.83million
author level : lv5
No of works : 2
Disscussion : 2335
Year started : 2009
Chinese title : 异界全职业大师
I'd like to take this opportunity to clear up 2 important things.
1. I AM NOT A BOT! 😭😭. Some really think I'm a bot. Especially a certain foodie 😑
2. I'm not an employee of qidian. And I just do this for fun lol.
Alright that's all I wanted to say. See Ya next week guys.Another World’s Versatile Crafting Master
Rebirth of the Entertainment Giant · C190
LuckyCatReborn: Nope it wasn't typo. Indonesian's wife or husband usually called their wife/husband papa/ayah (daddy/father) or mama/ibu (mom/mother).Doomsday Pillars · C3
Ne7z4cH: The typos in this novel ! What the daddy yeah ?Doomsday Pillars · C3
banini: i can only say that being a neet is so bad because after a couple of years you always get hit by a truck i mean why not a train, bus, airplane, it just have to be a truck............suck to be youGura Gura no mi : Cultivator · C1
HungryForChapters: 5 stars for update 1 star for everything else.
Seriously, I have no idea why this book is ranked highly. It is LITERAL garbage, I know that I have no idea how the story progresses since I've only read up till around chapter 5.
But I can already tell that this book is utter garbage and I will not waste anymore time reading a supposedly (if any) improvement on the authors part.
Here are the reasons why: while the mc was still in the womb, he was given a system and around 100+ billion points to spend on something.
And like any 'genius' mc he spent 200+ points in order to buy a bloodline which from my understanding can fused different bloodline together. Even if this was already quite absurd I could still endure the story, but the next part just sent me to a fit of super saiyan rage.
FOR ONLY 1 BILLION points he had not only save kushina and minato from dying but also grant most of the side characters from the leaf village chakra levels that are at the same level as a 1 tailed jinchuriki. Ohh and did I mention that he was still in his mother's WOMB when he wished for it.
Meaning that he still hasn't recieved the trust or loyalty of those he gave balance breaking powers to. And the best part? The mc wasnt told what family he was gonna be born in. So he if he were to be born on a nation that's enemies with konoha, then we could safely assume that he would be be royally focked.
Seriously if this is what supposedly 'genius' MC grand plan, then I'm kinda looking forward to read about what the 'Idiotic' people would do.A Warrior's Path
LuckyCatReborn: Hatano yui
Takagi mariaI’m Really a Superstar · C1450
lunatic18: FOOTBALL ITS FOOTBALL NOT SOCCER FFS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ONLY AMERICANS CALL IT SOCCER, THE REST OF THE "NORMAL WORLD" CALL IT FOOTBALL!All Soccer Abilities Are Now Mine!
Mr0_lex: 7 sensei
Mind filling up the name?I’m Really a Superstar · C1450
Mr0_lex: 7 sensei
Mind filling up the name?I’m Really a Superstar · C1450
LuckyCatReborn: Really man? You can have *** even though you're not married yet. 😂😂😂Start by Becoming a Mangaka · C2
narwastu: Well in Indonesia you can't have s*x if you doesn't marriedStart by Becoming a Mangaka · C2
Democratis: Bruh, I'm out. MC is so stupid, and he is not even trying to act smarter, at this point I can already predict he will beat the $hit out of the villains (probably exposing his identity and his friends identities at the same time), then he will hook up with Sophia because why not, then he will become buds with all the superheroes. And the whole time he will be retarded and rely on his OP abilities and plot armor to save his @ss
I'm outMarvel Invincible Talisman · C7
Crow_OF_Judgement: sigh the brainless retarded mcMarvel Invincible Talisman · C7
PineHeinKyaw: lol the next level super hero
he even tell where he liveMarvel Invincible Talisman · C7
Cultivation Chat Group · C665
The world turned into a game after I woke up · C9
AshLantern: Me: Look mom! Another guy covered in invisible plot armour!
Mom: honey, it’s rude to stare.The world turned into a game after I woke up · C9
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