*Vrrriiing**Shoom*All babies are brought to you by ColgateTM.
One minute I'm dodging traffic in New York, the next I'm getting a five-finger welcome. And let me tell you, being born is no walk in the park. It's more like being squeezed through a tube of toothpaste, if the toothpaste was you and the tube was... well, let's not go into details.
Movies · Jeezu
"If you ever come across two or more parties that you think have guns run before you hear the first shot, because even if they aren't aimed at you bullets don't have names." At first I didn't get it I didn't know what they meant I thought it was just something to say because duh no one names their bullets that's weird.
TV · Treeisbestmc
With a subscription to Grammarly...you can be the Tony Hawk of the written word.
ch 0 1 1-Death...
Sci-fi · samuraii69
Wrong. This is a line that I would never cross if I wrote a fic.
ch 31 Monstrous Hero Chapter 31- Mother-Son Bonding (And Bondage) R18*
Movies · Ravven2769
Taking Death on dessert runs every week would be cute.
'Even with the new memories, I still lived my entire life with them, until they died. They were far better parents than in my past life, and I'm almost sorry I couldn't realise that before they died.' Placing down the bouquet on my mother's gravestone, I brush off the little dirt and leaves that sit on their graves. "I've got work, and I'm not sure when I'll be back here, but know that I'll be thinking of you. And Death, please take care of them."
Movies · Ravven2769
While I am now a man, having experienced the gentle but tender touch of a woman, the man that exited the cupboard with a dishevelled MJ was the epitome of a bad boy, with long, thick hair, piercings, tattoos across his chest and upper arms, and with the smooth moves that turned the upright MJ into a woman, screaming his name loud enough that we could hear it. "Is this the power of a god?"
Movies · Ravven2769
XD 10/10 would do that too.
"Buu fall through portal" I say, Coulson looks at me a bit confused. "My World go boom, mama and papa send me here" I add. Coulson stares at my feeling a bit sorry for me, "Why Earth?" said Coulson. "Hmm papa come here once, he make some of these" as I gesture to the pen. Before drawing the 'Hedge Stones' in Georgia, 'Pretty sure no marvel drama involved them so I'll pretend my kind were'.
Fantasy · BigBuu
Where can I find the source of your translation?
ch 0 2 Chapter 2: Beating up by the Hulk
Movies · Rafi_Mohd
Interesting. Don't give up.
ch 0 5 Hulk! Let's play!
Anime & Comics · Thanara
Write more.
ch 0 7 Chapter 7: Casual encounter.
Movies · Winter_Wolf_1646
Sakura....incompetent as ever.
ch 0 1 Chapter 1: Prologue: A Hero's Fall
Anime & Comics · Black_hat_6304
Dr. Acula, when will you appear next?
ch 13 A Good Spectacle
Fantasy · Sir_Fuckwit
Monty Python - Look On The Bright Side of Life
No, don't think that #####, look on the bright side of life. You're still alive and have caring siblings who care for you.
Fantasy · Sir_Fuckwit
*Coursing->Causing
Mrs. Trout jumped up from her seat in anger coursing some of the students to peak up, she looked around angrily searching for the person that threw her. Cameron moved to the left a bit so Mrs. Trout wouldn't be able to see him laughing his butt off.
TV · OutWrit3
What building?
Widening his eyes in shock, the angle slashed another region, and Cyrus caught it again. This time, the shock wave his attack was causing could damage a whole building.
Fantasy · BlakLord
CNC is more common than you'd think among women.
[Preference - Submissive, Rape Fetish]
Urban · noobhobby0
It's a company lol
[On behalf of Day Repeat System.Ltd we wish you the best of luck]
Urban · noobhobby0
Nurse Joy:The tests have been run and our John Doe has a fatal case of Young Master Syndrome.
With his family situation, the other party should kneel down and apologize to him!
Pokemon Age of Elves God-level AFK System
Anime & Comics · Drago_D_Dragneel_8552