Oh, daymn. Opportunity Lost!
Fortunately, she didn't say, "Why don't we shower together?"
Eastern · Three And A Half Cups Of Coke
Shenlong = Jesus, Empress = Mother Maria?
With another lazy sigh she continued, "not only are you a heaven defying beauty and talent, but then go and pull something like this. Getting pregnant while remaining a virgin. That takes real talent."
Eastern · Dao_of_tiddie
Indeed, why not?
Why on Earth did he not feed them to the glowing red stone of immortality?
Book&Literature · Chado_Sama
You mean stronger
An existence that was two whole realms weaker than him.
Fantasy · Tangerines and Watermelons
eh, where is his sister Alice or whatever?
ch 157 Had Once More Gained a Top-tier Mystic Ability
Fantasy · Abundance Every Year
welp
"When I go back in the future, I have to spar with Han Jue and let him realize this. When the time comes, bring him along and the three of us will walk the world together and make a name for ourselves. Isn't that great?"
Eastern · Let me laugh
I was just worrying about how useless the Book of Misfortune had become when you came knocking on my door!
Eastern · Let me laugh
Et tu? You wanted to Cultivate in Peace, now you can do that! So why are you lamenting that there are no daily targets?
"Sigh, Demon King Dian Su has surrendered. Xiao'e is dead. There are no more daily targets."
Eastern · Let me laugh
Dude, don't underestimate the Crazy
'Na. She wouldn't dare, right? I mean I am not the only one. She wouldn't dare to do so with so many of us right?'
Anime & Comics · HIKARU_GENJI
Dddddddddduuuuuuuuuuuuddddddeeeeeeeeeeee... Yeah, somebody has to make him aware of his insanity
Thankfully I didn't have to pass this test thanks to Mamako and Irene vouching for me. I didn't know what kind of results I would have but I feared they would be awed by how sane I was and lower the threshold for allowing witches to walk unhindered.
Anime & Comics · HIKARU_GENJI
Wasn't this 99?
Assassin Style: Sneak Attacks
At this moment he couldn't do anything. If he simply went to threaten the man, he could be easily overpowered and end up killed. He might have the skill [Basic Combat Knowledge] but he didn't have any fighting experience. He have the knowledge but he didn't the instinct and experience that came from experience many fights, and he also didn't knew nothing about that man. He might very well have being part of the army for all he knew, and thus having real life combat experience.
Anime & Comics · Zakirael
unable*
The blowjobs already made masturbation useless, but after experiencing these delight I know I'll be able to go back to use my hand ever again.
Anime & Comics · Zakirael
A-FUCKING-GREED!
Virginity-safeguarding enchantment?
Book&Literature · KasiCair
You mean Ddraig
Emiyo will be perfect for the title of the "Red Dragon Emperor" but he'll change it into the "Red Dragon Empress". He'll castrate the dragon if he has to, just to achieve that title for his sweet daughter.
Anime & Comics · Miko_Sayaki
A-FUCKING-GREED!
Mei-sama this, Mei-sama that. Mei-sama you look so wonderful. Mei-sama you are so powerful... who did the idiots think they were fooling when not even a half-year earlier they were all glaring and sneering at her? Seriously, only an utterly brainless idiot would be happy for getting recognition from people who clearly hated him and believed it was real when they switched their cloaks and became nice out of nowhere after he or she performed some meritorious deed for the village. Mei would rather have none of it rather than have some fake recognition.
Anime & Comics · KasiCair
Why do you fondle your balls?
My poor balls! They still hurt when I fondle them!*
Fantasy · UnsympatheticMoron
Meh, no worries. Just don't make any suicide attempts or if you make any attempts, don't fail. I failed mine, and now I feel like shit and I ain't done yet! I'm gonna have those Essences in the Afterlife!
Maybe it's depression kicking in? I don't know, maybe I'm not depressed. Maybe I'm just stressed, worried about my future, or anything like that.
Anime & Comics · Miko_Sayaki
Kushina hatefully stared at this person in front of her while muttering, "You wanted to kill Araki… You really wanted to kill Araki…"
Anime & Comics · Evil_Dragon
Gao Yi sighed. He suddenly understood. So Bai Lian had been hiding her strength for a long time. Moreover, this spell to hide her strength was quite brilliant. Even he couldn't see through it.
Eldest Sister Gives Up Cultivating
Eastern · Three And A Half Cups Of Coke