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Embermore: "... This message was brought to you by Supreme Court Judge Zhang Ye. Please wait for the slap to leave your message"

I’m Really a Superstar · C1626
3 months ago

SmilingReader: Everyone else: Raising ones Soul Depth is way harder than raising ones cultivation and will take a long time.

Zhang Xuan: Hold my beer 🍻

Library of Heaven's Path · C1695
3 months ago

reaper333: Guess who's back (7)

I have created a monster, cause nobody wants to see ZY no more.

They want the Face Smacker!!

I’m Really a Superstar · C1555
5 months ago

Furusawa: back again

I’m Really a Superstar · C1555
5 months ago

NopeImOutOfHere: Guess who's back

I’m Really a Superstar · C1555
5 months ago
Zhang Ye´s back, tell your friend. View More

Furusawa: back again

I’m Really a Superstar · C1555
5 months ago

Krieze: Wait so Xuan Xuan faction means floaty floaty?

Library of Heaven's Path · C1561
5 months ago
It is a manga, we just have to wait, when it does come out :) View More

DescipleSiao: Well logically he isn’t but the image of him bathing in the blood of the enemy who did his sister wrong sends a strong message don’t ya think? If this was an anime or manga I’d make that a meme. 😉 It’s definitely a cool moment haha.

Only I level up · C143
7 months ago
My bad. :D Though, there is actually case to be made, that there are both of them. View More

Vyktor: Rhooo, a sis-con, not a bro-con ( bro-con is when the sister love the brother very much) 😋

Only I level up · C143
7 months ago
I dont think he would be classified as a bro-con. Having a younger brother myself, I would do unimaginable things to that orc, if I found him in the same situation. View More
Only I level up · C143
7 months ago
C'mon, don't be modest. In the end, ZX is the senior to all of them... View More
Library of Heaven's Path · C1381
8 months ago
Pancakes. The ultimate breakfast food. View More

Jojies: Maybe it is a different world kind of cake💁

Kingdom's Bloodline · C35
8 months ago

FireMastr: Frodo always has jokes so i thought id add one as well...

There's a river in a forest. There's a fly hovering above the river. A fish was in the water beneath the fly and thought, if that fly drops six inches, ill have a nice meal.
But a bear was watching the fish watching the fly. It thought, if that fly drops six inches, that fish will get that fly and ill get that fish and ill have a nice meal.
But a hunter across the river was sitting on a stump eating a sandwich while watching the bear watching the fish watching the fly. He thought, if tht fly drops six inches, the fish will get that fly, the bear will get the fish, ill put down my sandwich, grab my gun and shoot the bear and then ill have a nice meal.
But a mouse was watching the sandwich of the hunter watching the bear watching the fish watching the fly. It thought, if that fly drops six inches, the fish will get the fly, the bear will get the fish, the hunter will drop his sandwich and shoot the bear, then ill have a nice meal.
But the hunters cat was watching the mouse watching the sandwich of the hunter watching the bear watching the fish watching the fly. It thought, if that fly drops six inches the fish gets the fly, the bear gets the fish, the hunter drops his sandwich and shoots the bear, the mouse gets the sandwich, and then ill have a nice meal.
And then....it happened!
The fly dropped six inches. The fish leapt up and ate the fly, the bear snatched the fish and swallowed it whole, the hunter threw down his sandwich, grabbed his rifle and shot the bear, the mouse leapt onto the sandwich and started to nibble away.
But when the cat pounced at the mouse, everything went wrong. The cat overshot the mouse and landed in the water.
And now everyone to this day knows when a fly drops six inches a pussy gets wet 😁

Dual Cultivation · C109
9 months ago
Quick or not? Who knows- depends how long she was reciting for :) View More
Dual Cultivation · C109
9 months ago
you magnificent bastard :D View More

MoaningFrodo: Welcome to Frodo's Occasionally Long Jokes.
~

Once upon a time there lived a ravishing Queen with huge tits.

Nick the Dragon Slayer obsessed over the Queen for this reason. He knew that the penalty for his desire would be death should he try to touch them, but he had to try.

One day Nick revealed his secret desire to his colleague,Horatio the Physician, the King's chief doctor. Horatio thought about this, and said that he could arrange for Nick to more than satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1000 gold coins to arrange it.

Without pause Nick readily agreed to the scheme.

The next day, Horatio made a batch of itching powder and poured a little bit into the Queen's bra while she bathed. Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense.

Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident, Horatio informed the King and Queen that only a special saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and that tests had shown that only the saliva of Nick would work as the antidote to cure the itch.

The King, eager to help his Queen, quickly summoned Nick to their chambers.

Horatio then slipped Nick the antidote for the itching powder, which he put into his mouth, and for the next four hours, Nick worked passionately on the Queen's large and magnificent breasts. The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Nick left satisfied and hailed as a hero.

Upon returning to his chamber, Nick found Horatio demanding his payment of 1000 gold coins. With his obsession now satisfied, Nick couldn't have cared less knowing that Horatio could never report this matter to the King and with a laugh told him to get lost.

The next day, Horatio slipped a massive dose of the same itching powder into the King's underwear. The King immediately summoned Nick.

~
Have a nice day.

Dual Cultivation · C109
9 months ago
Why didnt he clear Ding, with his Ding Ding? View More
Library of Heaven's Path · C1319
9 months ago
"You think you are great? Want to talk about my father?" View More

JoshuaStrike: Muahaha.....just imagining the sheer chaos of a lil ye sets my heart a flutter. The scale of the face smacking potential. May whoever bully little ye rest in pieces.

I’m Really a Superstar · C1412
9 months ago

JoshuaStrike: Muahaha.....just imagining the sheer chaos of a lil ye sets my heart a flutter. The scale of the face smacking potential. May whoever bully little ye rest in pieces.

I’m Really a Superstar · C1412
9 months ago
I hope he will train the kid in taichi 😁 View More
I’m Really a Superstar · C1412
9 months ago
I think there is a tribe that has a similar- the young ones consume the sperm of the old ones in order to grow into men. View More

AbdulMuh: Consume a sperm of a young man? That is down right disgusting unless you are into that stuff.

Doctor goes back to Joseon · C13
9 months ago
So far so good. Keep it up. View More
End of the Magic Era · C10
9 months ago
I wonder how many flaws there are... View More
Library of Heaven's Path · C1296
9 months ago
It's coming... View More
I’m Really a Superstar · C1397
10 months ago
I think that every one of us was just waiting for this to happen :D View More
I’m Really a Superstar · C1394
10 months ago
See this! I just gifted the story: Balloon View More
Number One Dungeon Supplier · C1
10 months ago
See this! I just gifted the story: Balloon View More
Library of Heaven's Path · C1215
11 months ago
A word of caution from someone who read a LOT of similar LN- further down the line, I looked forward to chapters IRL than the game. Just something to consider balancing it out. View More
Legend of the Gunslinger Mage · C38
11 months ago
"I know." View More
Library of Heaven's Path · C1155
12 months ago
Henceforth I shall call my boner "eternal wood" View More
Dual Cultivation · C35
1 year ago
Is it Linqing or Jinqing? For science reasons... View More
Dual Cultivation · C34
1 year ago
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