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Landsraad: Wtf I had to pay Stones to listen to your whiney quiter speech??? U fucking bastard refund me

Rebirth of the Entertainment Giant · C240
3 months ago
I played this game when I was 10 years old haha good memories. Are you going to do AQ World as well? Haha View More
Mechquest · C1
9 months ago
Reading Status: C1
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Mechquest
9 months ago

xRicex: Long JOKEs here

After having failed his exam, a student goes and confronts his lecturer about it.
Student:
“Sir, do you really understand anything about the subject?”

Professor:
“Surely I must. Otherwise I would not be a professor!”

Student:
“Great, well then I would like to ask you a question. If you can give me the correct answer, I will accept my mark as is and go. If you however do not know the answer, I want you to give me an “A” for the Exam.”

Professor:
“Okay, it’s a deal. So what is the question?”

Student:
“What is legal but not logical, logical but not legal, and neither logical nor legal?”

Even after some long and hard consideration, the professor cannot give the student an answer, and therefore changes his exam mark into an “A”, as agreed.
 Afterwards, the professor calls on his best student and asks him the same question.

He immediately answers:
“Sir, you are 63 years old and married to a 35 year old woman, which is legal, but not logical. Your wife has a 17 Year old lover, which is logical but not legal. The fact that you have given your wife’s lover an “A”, although he really should have failed, is neither legal nor logical.”

Monster Pet Evolution · C39
11 months ago
She said three words "Hold my beer" View More
Supreme Martial System · C243
1 year ago
What is the release rate for this novel? View More
Breakthrough · C0
1 year ago
But Ling Tian is practically the Sky Bearing Emperor, and the medallion won't kill monarch I thought. View More

Ard3n: I don't think so... if the green-robe man has ability like the old man from beyond heaven sect, LT will be in trouble

Legend of Ling Tian · C336
1 year ago
The result is Zhengzhi kills the assassin and feel rage against the Li family, which will result in him killing them too. View More
Gate of God · C37
1 year ago
But she has to eat something else 🍌 as well.😏😏 View More

Haku_men: If only that sect leader did not break the engagement between Lin and Fang, she would probably able to eat spiritual rice every day...such a pity

Carefree Path of Dreams · C41
1 year ago
Fang Yuan is her inner demon View More
Carefree Path of Dreams · C41
1 year ago
What is the stage after SSS? Immortal, God, Sovereign also why is Qingfeng not cultivating/practicing to get stronger? Why not destroy the source of the problem with his crew View More
My Cold and Elegant CEO Wife · C399
1 year ago
Also don't the big clans know the Wolf King because he is the strongest person in the world? Also don't they know that he is the direct descendent of the Li Family? View More
My Cold and Elegant CEO Wife · C329
1 year ago
Except for Qingfeng, who is also ranked SSS? Maybe that will be in the later story but why is Wolf King so famous but they don't know his face or name, they are standing right in front of Qingfeng. View More
My Cold and Elegant CEO Wife · C329
1 year ago
Pregnancy have symptoms right? Like the signs you are pregnant or not. View More

JhonsSpartan: Is pregnancy a disease?

My Cold and Elegant CEO Wife · C327
1 year ago
Also isn't he a Divine Doctor that can see through the any illness from your face? View More
My Cold and Elegant CEO Wife · C327
1 year ago
So they don't now that Qingfeng is a young mater as well and the Wolf King? View More
My Cold and Elegant CEO Wife · C327
1 year ago
So Liu Ruyan is forgotten and abandoned by Qingfeng View More
My Cold and Elegant CEO Wife · C249
1 year ago
Suddenly someone rushed into the house and it's and it's John Cena ...oh wait it's Gu Yu. View More
Pursuing Immortality · C38
1 year ago
That landowner wanted some young grass. Haha View More
Red Envelope Group of the Three Realms · C80
1 year ago
Reading Status: C22
There are a lot of underestimation toward the MC. And it makes me want to punch anyone who does it. Also he can skip levels when battling people. So he can kill people who are like 2 or 3 stages higher than the MC's Flux stage. View More
Shadow Hack
1 year ago
That's the Wolf King for ya View More
My Cold and Elegant CEO Wife · C205
1 year ago
His handsomeness had made that chick stupid. View More
My Cold and Elegant CEO Wife · C202
1 year ago
He be like you have AIDS. And he say that so causally in the restaurant. Not a problem I can cure you in seconds. View More

Ikemen: Too casual, mtfk, your remark way too casual. It's a taboo to say somenone else infertility, haha

My Cold and Elegant CEO Wife · C195
1 year ago

sjackson: It would be awesome if Cheng stood up to mother in law a little bit. I'd love to see him ask for the phone and then immediately take control. "I'm sorry, Ke and I have already made plans for the morning and evening of her birthday, I will send her over to you around 9:30 so that you can have dinner as a family." Then mother in law would get all pissy and prolly say something along the lines of "How dare you, who do you think you are?" To which cheng would respond with, "Mother in law, I respect you, I understand the reason why you want to keep the brakes on ke and my relationship, however that does not mean I will allow you to do so forever. Ke and I are together, no amount of interruptions are going to change that fact. This arrangement is already the most concessions I am willing to make. If you are disatisfied, I am more than willing to continue this conversation in person so that I can more aptly persuade you." Then it'd turn into a whole fight where cheng shows off how strong he's gotten by fighting that one butler chick that is at professional 7th pin. I would LOVE it if that happened.

Martial Arts Master · C330
1 year ago
It said his other son, so I thought his father have two wives or something. But they might be full brother, I just want to see Tian get beat up. View More

TrueNineLives: I thought he was full brother?

Fishing the Myriad Heavens · C185
1 year ago
I want to see his father beg for Bei Feng to be the Head. Also Tian, his half-brother, to be beaten to death because he threaten Bei Feng. Making his father to regret everything and suffer for eternity. I have a dark fantasy haha. View More
Fishing the Myriad Heavens · C185
1 year ago
I can't wait for Yunmu to face smack everyone there except for that one girl. View More
Shadow Hack · C19
1 year ago
Madam Ya here is some water to quench your thirsty ass. View More
Ultimate Scheming System · C188
1 year ago
Taste the rainbow View More
My Cold and Elegant CEO Wife · C140
1 year ago
Thank you for the present View More
My Cold and Elegant CEO Wife · C139
1 year ago
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