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JManM
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2017-12-06 Joined GlobalBadges 10
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Fate Berserker Heracles hit him in the head with his stone sword, the blow that spawned the sequels.
"Run with those ideas, Kid." I pointed to the boy, "All sorts of things will let you down in life. You might one day wake up as a giant space lizard man a hundred and sixty years into the future, and everything and everyone you care about are gone. And you might use that giant space lizard man body to save the galaxy from massive robot cuttlefish, and you might think that you'll get your happily ever after, but no, you might discover your penis can fuck through the walls of the universe, and now you've lost it all again, except this time your penis brought your kick ass girlfriend along for the ride. And you might through the sweet magical science of your penis gain cannibal powers that cause you to eat the whomever you may have landed near upon arrival to this new universe, gaining their memories and adding their capabilities on top of your own. And maybe you build yourselves a new life in this new universe, only to discover that your smooth lizard cock has once again carved through the fabric of existence and deposited you somewhere else, and maybe it keeps doing it, over and over and every time you keep slipping more and more away from who you were but you're so far gone you can't take the time to care because doing so will crush you under the weight of everything you've lost, so you maybe just keep running forewords screaming about adventure and tiddies and other awesome things that keep the terrible dread of self reflection at bay. And maybe one day you'll be duking it out with a huge jacked Greek dude who hits you in the giant space lizard man head with a rock so hard your consciousness is flung across the omniverse to a place you have no idea about, and now you don't even have your girl anymore and it's just you. You and science. Keep hustling, Kid... I've had enough of this bank."
Worm: The Lizard Daddy that Replaced Armsmaster
Book&Literature · JManM
There's an undercurrent of insanity and depression covered up by the jokes. Through the course of the story Grunt loses his identity and capacity to meaningfully connect to anything, something that each of his sequels deals with differently.
ch 101 Don't Blink
Mass Effect SI: Ultimate Krogan
Video Games · JManM
Thanks fam
Some things to know about my writing: My heroes tend towards the more classical hero than super hero morality. Think Beowulf and Achilles. Though I don't shy away from adult content, I don't write pornographic scenes much. I recently polled my Webnovel fans on whether or not I should write more porn, even specifically for this type of story, and in a stunning moment of internet wholesomeness everyone agreed that they didn't want porn, they wanted plot. And it wasn't even because they thought I was bad at porn! What world is this? I think I can count this as one of my miracles for canonization.
Waifu Catalog: Crushing Missions For A Beautiful Future
Anime & Comics · JManM
Always a good time for Queen.
Whichever way the wind blows I still have a near battalion of bodies to bag and auction off.
In Cyberpunk With Fallout System
Video Games · JManM
Google docs draft, copy paste to Inkstone.
Webnovel decided to delete one of my drafts. Thanks, that was an hour and a half of my life down the drain! 👍
Jujutsu Kaisen: Nah I'd Adapt
Anime & Comics · JaxWolf4
She is.
"Sorry, Space Momma." I apologized to Shepard, "A little backstabbing now to deal with a less powered up gunship is easy math."
Mass Effect SI: Ultimate Krogan
Video Games · JManM
Thanks fam
I see you've read the comics.
Why did Cecil betray Mark? Because Mark is a preachy hypocritical asshole.
Invincible SI: Actually Invincible
Anime & Comics · JManM
Had to get on somehow.
Bros... I ran into a game breaking bug at the Moonlight tower. Killed Guardian Gigantus and the main quest stopped working. Phaesus and the crew won't ascend, the elevator won't go up. Grigori will not be slain, the cycle of Dragon's Dogma is denied by bad scripting.
Worm: The Lizard Daddy that Replaced Armsmaster
Book&Literature · JManM
Not a bad option, but Grunt has been doing the whole supreme leader thing for a long time and wants to do some questing.
ch 0 5 Undercover Adventure
Worm: The Lizard Daddy that Replaced Armsmaster
Book&Literature · JManM
You don't think I godsbaned myself already?
Bros... I ran into a game breaking bug at the Moonlight tower. Killed Guardian Gigantus and the main quest stopped working. Phaesus and the crew won't ascend, the elevator won't go up. Grigori will not be slain, the cycle of Dragon's Dogma is denied by bad scripting.
Worm: The Lizard Daddy that Replaced Armsmaster
Book&Literature · JManM
Yeah.
Six feet and seven point nine two inches tall - the mathematically determined most efficient height for ripping and tearing - a General Grievous style powered skeleton framed my new cyborg body, housing my 'organs' and other delicate technologies and sporting Geth style synthetic musculature sheathed in high strength synthetic skin over a layer of polymerized lithium niobocene. I'd preserved Colin's handsome Scottish American features scaled up to the body of a man who weighs three hundred sixty pounds lean.
Worm: The Lizard Daddy that Replaced Armsmaster
Book&Literature · JManM
Stick with the show. The writing is better.
Simping for Atom Eve is a proven path to success and while I would love to introduce her sweet ginger cheeks to my elephant trunk cock, her pal Duplicate could mother an army of children every year through her clones… and she is far less annoying.
Invincible SI: Actually Invincible
Anime & Comics · JManM
Correct
Dragon's Dogma 2 came out. I've been waiting for that game almost 12 years. Fortunately my eyes aren't sharp enough for me to care about anything above 1080P and I don't care about anything above 60FPS. I also never saw any microtransactions, so basically I got to enjoy a great sequel to a dope as fuck old title. 9/10 Capcom, will by Dragon's Dogma 3 on release in 2036.
Worm: The Lizard Daddy that Replaced Armsmaster
Book&Literature · JManM
Yeah, same stupid complaint same canned answer.
Bruh... I feel bad that I want to put this one on hold to go write some Dragons Dogma right now. ... But not that bad...
Dragon's Dogma 2 came out. I've been waiting for that game almost 12 years. Fortunately my eyes aren't sharp enough for me to care about anything above 1080P and I don't care about anything above 60FPS. I also never saw any microtransactions, so basically I got to enjoy a great sequel to a dope as fuck old title. 9/10 Capcom, will by Dragon's Dogma 3 on release in 2036.
Worm: The Lizard Daddy that Replaced Armsmaster
Book&Literature · JManM
I think him and Scion are going to form a support group for bros who lost their interdimensional waifu.
ch 0 7 Curbstompfest of the Bank
Worm: The Lizard Daddy that Replaced Armsmaster
Book&Literature · JManM