"If this isn't true, I won't utter a peep even if I get screwed by you guys tonight!"
Games · Handsome dog Frank
A gun is a long Chinese staff weapon used in Chinese martial arts.
Ah Huang didn't know how to use a gun, and Wu Wei didn't have the time to do so. He didn't want to waste time on it.
Games · Angry Laugh
afterimage
Su Yang did not move, but his body moved quickly.
Games · Loaded Dice
He still has the girl on his back right?
With a flip, Leonel landed on the roof of an opposing house and broke out into another sprint.
Fantasy · Awespec
Exactly!
When it was the most difficult, he naturally had to find the easiest person to fool!
Fantasy · Oily Sauce
the fish looked like jades
The jades looked like fish, and their bodies were yellowish-brown.
Sci-fi · Sword Old Wolf
👌
By the time the day was coming to an end, the plant matter had been completely confined to the specimen room. Matt had three bags of produce which he was quite happy about. His constant use of hypnosis brought him up to sixty-nine proficiency. He could have gotten one or two more before everyone left but decided to leave it there for the novelty. It's the simple things that make him chuckle and continue to feel human.
Sci-fi · Pill_Guy
🤣
"Don't worry mom, I know that this is simply the way of the world. Do not put yourself down like that mother, it makes me furious. Someone like you, the most beautiful woman in the world, should not apologize for the actions of fate itself. There's nothing against the witcher code that forbids me to come and visit." I smiled up at her as I stared into her eyes. She looked at me as she hugged me again, even tighter than I thought possible.
Video Games · RevenantSnake
underestimated
He had once thought being an antagonist was easy but not it seemed like he overestimated this world.
Eastern · Li Hongtian
Why is it all in parentheses?
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Movies · Om_Nom_Nom
u mad bro?
She looked exactly like the Radiant Dawn in the game and seemed about to come to life. This gave Chen Gou the misconception that she possessed intelligence and was in fact alive.
Eastern · Yuqiao Watches the Sea
u mad bro?
She looked exactly like the Radiant Dawn in the game and seemed about to come to life. This gave Chen Gou the misconception that she possessed intelligence and was in fact alive.
Eastern · Yuqiao Watches the Sea
alteration
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Fantasy · Daoist_Xuyi
I forgot he had adamantium laced bones.
Again, the sound of metal hitting metal was heard as Stygius stuck his hands. It cut apart Bullseye's skin, but it got stopped by the bones. Still, the force of the hit whipped his arms backward and dislocated his shoulders.
Anime & Comics · lazinessaboveall
Cursed words.
A cat was fine too.
Eastern · Oof
He is technically telling the truth.
Xia Fei put on an awkward face. "Wretched, extremely wretched."
Sci-fi · 9 lightyears per second
Truck kun failed?
With his legs crushed and his arms paralyzed, he still managed to remain alive barely from a car accident and had even been taken to a hospital.
Fantasy · UnseenLurker
choking
Suddenly, he heard chocking sounds from behind him, getting further and further away. Not hearing any footsteps rushing towards him, Luke turned around.
Fantasy · Shadow_Magus
yes, nicotine is an appetite suppressant
Xu Huo casually lit a cigarette, unhesitatingly blew out a puff of smoke, and said with composed ease amid the chaos, "What do you think?"
Kaidan Game Train: Abide Rule or Die!
Horror · Haiyan Mountain