your honor
Mr. White immediately stoop up straight. "There is NOTHING going on between them!"
Fantasy · DustyDream
she did not have sexual relations with that sister.
Mr. White immediately stoop up straight. "There is NOTHING going on between them!"
Fantasy · DustyDream
she's a genius... we've got a genius over here!
"It's because… he didn't like girls at all!"
Fantasy · DustyDream
Well that's uplifting
The platform slowly began to move up. It was a mechanical lift!
Fantasy · Overlord_Venus
*literally calls a planet of eldritch nightmare down on his foes* "just another normal thing in the east guys"
"Ah, so an eastern language, then?" nodded Launcelot. "I must say, the spells of the east seem far grander and better than those we learn here."
Fantasy · John_Doever
"He's destroyed 99% of all life before (on the surface of that toilet), never has a more terrible being existed"
Klein squatted in front of the toilet, holding a brush and carefully cleaning the dirt inside it.
Fantasy · Cuttlefish That Loves Diving
as someone who has been to literally any church, I concur.
"Of course you want stained glass windows; everyone wants stained glass windows in their Cathedrals! Far be it from me to question your excellency's brilliant mind!"
Tyranny of Steel
History · Zentmeister