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Sam3342

Sam3342

male LV 15

I enjoy reading more than anything else

2018-02-23 Joined Canada

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or cub

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or cub

The Red Prison Array had already surrounded the entire valley, but the pub was running around as if it was unaffected.

Global Blessed Land: I Can Add Attributes On The Buildings

Global Blessed Land: I Can Add Attributes On The Buildings

Eastern · Pond Fish In October

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I think you mean thorny scales

The demonic humans in sight had blood-red skin, as well as tall and muscular bodies that were covered in horny scales.

Apocalypse: Infinite Evolution Starts from Attribute Allocation

Apocalypse: Infinite Evolution Starts from Attribute Allocation

Eastern · Little Piggy

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Fuck.

When Xiao Luo was just about to say something, Guan Tong stood up smiling and triumphantly walked over to him. "Now that I've shooed away all our competitors, there's a lot less pressure. There's only the two of us now, and Huayao Corporation is only hiring two to three sales consultants this time. So, we'll definitely get the job, hehe…" he said.

The Genius System Without Equal

The Genius System Without Equal

Urban · Straw is crazy too

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😂Rex's ideas nearly screwed him over

Koga seemed to use all kinds of inventive and troublesome tactics involving poison. From invisible and untraceable poison to similar tactics using smog and grassy terrain. It was obnoxious and impossible to stop. In the end, he had no choice but to cheat and use a steel type to sweep the gym. Using this strategy didn't give him any sense of accomplishment and left him feeling unworthy of the badge.

SOARING TO NEW HEIGHTS: Welcome to my pokemon world

SOARING TO NEW HEIGHTS: Welcome to my pokemon world

Anime & Comics · Plug_O_Stien

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[img=nervous]

"Sure. Wait, why are you sticking your tongue out?"

I Get A Random New Occupation Every Week

I Get A Random New Occupation Every Week

Urban · No Right

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Well then, someone just earnes themselves some stones [img=recommend]

All hints of Wu Wei's past chubbiness had disappeared. What was reflected in the mirror was a handsome man with fair skin and a chiseled face - he was as handsome as the readers!

My Runes Can Be Upgraded

My Runes Can Be Upgraded

Games · Angry Laugh

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Rofl

He Yuanyuan, "Okay, by the way, his wife's name is Mu Shumin, and her period comes between the fourth and tenth of every month."

I Get A Random New Occupation Every Week

I Get A Random New Occupation Every Week

Urban · No Right

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laughed myself to tears.

In an instant, a harmony of indescribable flavors filled his mouth.

Library of Heaven's Path

Library of Heaven's Path

Eastern · Heng Sao Tian Ya

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I died of laughter

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[Because you did not focused on the food in your plate and tried to take the food from other's plate then you got caught and now you can't even eat from your own plate]

Psychic Inventor In Cultivation World (Hiatus)

Psychic Inventor In Cultivation World (Hiatus)

Fantasy · Deleted_Account_00

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Funniest looking one I've seen so far :P

"Of course I do. I also look handsome, no?"

Astral Pet Store

Astral Pet Store

Eastern · Ancient Xi

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I laughed myself to tears 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

"From now on, you must avoid Qiong Qi at all costs. Hm, yes, I heard he has Lionic Gonorrhea, so you should never let him put that tiny fingernail in you, do you hear?" 

Guild Wars

Guild Wars

Games · Kotario

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It's 6:28am and I've just woken up my family 😅 I couldn't stop laughing 😂

If a bull had taken a dump, and was asked to discern which one was true bullshit, it would point at Draco's words over its own freshly released crap. 

Guild Wars

Guild Wars

Games · Kotario

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She should count her blessings it was only one, otherwise she'd be passed around till they accidentally killed her.

"Same! I found a half-ogre, half-troll and took his seed from his massive donger, but I still haven't felt anything! This is bizarre." 

Guild Wars

Guild Wars

Games · Kotario

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