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We've got like three more chapters, he's gotta talk to the council, then the queen, then absorb the rest of the rare core, then we need that Kaarmodo PoV chapter (that one will probably be after he starts evolving but before we get evolution options & numbers) I'm guessing he'll have evolved by mid October. View More

heavenlyserpent: Let him evolve ,don't tease us like this

Chrysalis · C362
12 hours ago
Old man Wu is blasting off again!!! View More

Roark_Ad: Chan Fan use Thunderbolt

Rebirth Of The Urban Immortal Cultivator · C36
12 hours ago
An Lin's ridiculous attack maintains a 100% win rate! View More
I Might Be A Fake Cultivator · C205
13 hours ago
I love the Heavenly Court team's borderline worship of An Lin while he's almost getting taken out by incidental shockwaves from the tiger fight. View More
I Might Be A Fake Cultivator · C202
14 hours ago
I mean she probably knows some crazy sword formation that would count, so I'd say she threw. But in a delightful way so don't hold it against her! View More

Flammenwurfer: No, that was the spells segment, which doesn't allow sword techniques

I Might Be A Fake Cultivator · C198
2 days ago
I really like Lith and Phloria's relationship. I hope those crazy kids make it. Shipping the two of them as liches! View More
Supreme Magus · C228
2 days ago
It's okay, it's no brick... View More

ResidentialPsycho: In other series, the MC has a divine sword. In Lord of the Mysteries, the MC has a divine Cigar Case. Beware.

Lord of the Mysteries · C551
2 days ago
I'm confused, is the Wei family influential? How influential are they? Did the fact that they're backing the MC change people's opinion of him? I feel like the author could have clarified that point more. View More
Rebirth Of The Urban Immortal Cultivator · C31
3 days ago
The Fool just got his pimp cane... View More
Lord of the Mysteries · C549
3 days ago
For sure, this is the best time to flex. Alger's gonna loose his God damn mind! View More

Randompasserby: Time to flex on the club members with the swanky Scepter next ?

It's very rare that I looked forward to reaction chapters considering how monotonous and repetitive that sh!t gets in other novels, but I'm always up for Mr Fool flexing on lesser fools 😁

Lord of the Mysteries · C548
3 days ago

Randompasserby: Time to flex on the club members with the swanky Scepter next ?

It's very rare that I looked forward to reaction chapters considering how monotonous and repetitive that sh!t gets in other novels, but I'm always up for Mr Fool flexing on lesser fools 😁

Lord of the Mysteries · C548
3 days ago
Yeah this one was garbage even by filler standards. View More

Kherb: Worthless chapter. How many chapters does it take just to enter the damn event? It seems like we may never know...

Rebirth Of The Urban Immortal Cultivator · C30
3 days ago
Off stage with grandpa waiting for her big entrance. They'll be delivering the closing face slap of the evening. View More

pokeperson1000: Little miss Wei, where the HELL are you

Rebirth Of The Urban Immortal Cultivator · C29
4 days ago
It's weird to me that these guys haven't figured out that there's something off about Chen Fan yet. I mean I don't expect them to know that he knows magic kung fu of course, but he wupped the other two kids with no problems & even if this new guy is kind of a big deal you'd think they'd have a bit of an idea that Chen Fan is a monster.

Ah well, I guess if you want to set up a face slapping without putting in any work you need to have dudes who are bad at seeing Mount Tai. View More
Rebirth Of The Urban Immortal Cultivator · C29
4 days ago
It fits the general pattern of his time on Earth, he's basically just screwing around fixing past regrets. He needs his life to follow more or less the same course so he can meet the right people & get the best ending.

Basically he's playing new game plus & it seemed like a way to spend some days before the next CG starts. View More

DaoDxD: No clue. If he really wanted to make money, he's got many other ways. Leaving other things aside, if he were to just use his connection to old man Wei & sell pills it'd net him quite a good sum.

Rebirth Of The Urban Immortal Cultivator · C28
4 days ago
Indeed, & he gets to court death which is basically a plus for Klein at this point. View More

Alessan: On second thought this risk might not have been so absurd. Sure it was scary but consider that after this success there is a very high chance he will have access to UNGUARDED demigod level treasure. High risk high reward.

Lord of the Mysteries · C545
5 days ago
Man their knowledge is always half baked though, & that gives you a metaphysical tummy ache. View More

GoodWithAToaster: I guess the phrase “digesting knowledge” must have originated from these evil and fallen gods who love sticking their knowledge and books into people’s bellies.

Lord of the Mysteries · C543
6 days ago
I'm always frustrated by the mundane nonsense chapters of this kind of book, but at least this one has an excuse in the protagonist's quest to mend the flaws in his Dao heart. View More
Rebirth Of The Urban Immortal Cultivator · C23
1 week ago
Saber Shallot Song? View More

DaoistLazyBum: Obviously Shallot Song One!

Cultivation Chat Group · C534
1 week ago
Nothing can shake a heart with no shame. View More
I Might Be A Fake Cultivator · C193
1 week ago
I feel like this overly strait forward rock man might be a future bro... View More
I Might Be A Fake Cultivator · C185
1 week ago
Well you know, it is team idiot. Their motto is there's no situation we can't make worse! View More

Amelgar: Lots of moral high ground wrestling... Rather than more loss Lith just needs stability. Instead they manipulate him to what they think is best for him...

Supreme Magus · C222
1 week ago
I think they're heading in that direction. In my head they'll bring humans along to translate when they go trading & they'll be thought of as a human empire of ant tamers rather than an ant empire of human tamers. View More

Twyxx: considering how much the colony has advanced mentally it would not be surprising if they start to make their own society after this arc complete with their own culture, social norms, history and ideologi.
It would be amazing if they start to truly make an underground empire and trade with other nations.

Chrysalis · C357
1 week ago
Man, Edwina's great. I hope she remains prominent, she's been delightful so far. View More
Lord of the Mysteries · C536
1 week ago
He gets out a notebook & somehow there's suddenly a school desk in the dream. View More

Dolores_Haze: I really expected Klein to sit down next to Blazing and obediently attend the captain's mysticism class

Lord of the Mysteries · C534
1 week ago

MasterBookWormLich: This is the most amusing meeting in this novel so far🤣

Lord of the Mysteries · C534
1 week ago
I suspect it has to do with the goal of getting 20 progenitor monsters in to the not-underdark. They probably don't count if they're pets. View More

Andrewjh: Anyone else wondering why the garalosh is alive I mean wouldn't it be more efficient to kill the garalosh then reconstitute it from it's core as that would mean that you don't have to worry about betrayal no need to form some kind of magic for communication so long as the owner is loyal to the country the monster will be and the lizard people have long lives so no need to worry about the monster suddenly dieing because the owner got old

Chrysalis · C355
1 week ago
You're making a lot of assumptions regarding team idiot's ability to make basic plans or, you know, think. They seem to be able to respond to stimuli, but other than that I wouldn't hope for much. Lith has his work cut out for him if he wants to turn this **** show around. On the plus side there's litches, so plan undead is looking good! View More

TheHoblit: I am starting to question their ability to plan a defense, if they knew an assault like this was coming I think they should have put a bit more effort in, put all the students and defenders in one spot, build a massive fucking fortress on top of a mountain and just rain hellfire and brimstone off the side for a week or two. they have been assaulted for years in a row and never thought to just go overkill on the defence? if they can bypass magical barriers then make fucking massive physical ones

Supreme Magus · C218
1 week ago
Of the many things I enjoy about this novel one is the way the goofy nonsense feeds in to a story about the MC becoming legitimately stronger. It reminds me of AWE or ISSTH in that way, & it's much more palatable than the edgelord-y nonsense in many of the more "serious" novels. View More
I Might Be A Fake Cultivator · C183
1 week ago
It's that kind of thinking that leads to a boring, shenanigan free life. View More

CaTastrophy427: If I were An Lin, I would have spoken up and said "I think that that's just about the fastest way to get hated by him, his friends, and his fans, so I'd recommend that you don't. Try figuring out how to make yourself useful to him, instead of a potential hindrance."

I Might Be A Fake Cultivator · C178
1 week ago
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