PREPARE THE FLAMES OF WAR!!!
Showing utmost care, he lifted Max's tiny body high up with both hands, and addressed the crowd, "My sons of the Inquisition, this hellish march from the Holy Land to here was not for nothing. All of you are one to bring glory to the Faith of Solis. In all his glory, he sang the hymn of the Lord none had ever heard before. This is a new Holy sermon; from now on, we shall roar. For we have found the apostle, THE GOD'S FAVOURED!"
Fantasy · MisterImmortal
Although Mikhail is a little bit of an old-fashioned guy, he is not Colossus. He is not a gentle person. And he is with Eidolon, so he is also an advocate of true gender equality.
Anime & Comics · EvansKannon
truly the darkest timeline
Well... Hector gave fucking Johan Liebert Telepathy.
Anime & Comics · EvansKannon
his actual ability let's him turn into any animal he can think of. this includes fantastical one like dragons or hippogryphs. this is heavily nerfed
[Animal Shapeshifting: Beast Boy can transform his body into any known animal on Earth, past and present.]
Anime & Comics · EvansKannon
smol feet, I wear a size 15
"One rechargeable flashlight (fully charged), one extremely bulky mace, one pair of unworn sneakers (size 43).
Sci-fi · Catty Catty Catty
Lin Fan knows that even this system must bow down to monkey steals peach.
[Congratulations! You have awakened the Omnipotent Immortal Cultivation System. The System will serve you wholeheartedly and protect your path to immortality!]
Eastern · Sole Cloud Flying Cave
*our
-- Cannot be added to the herd
Fantasy · Elyon
I think that's because your understanding of this creature is that they did everything alone except mating.
-- Cannot be added to the herd
Fantasy · Elyon
A man of culture I see.
"Damned Abyss, I'll f*ck all of you to death when I am revived!
Sci-fi · Waiting For Compliments Online
Cows are just the beginning
No, I'm not killing anyone. I'm helping to vaccinate the cattle on the farm.
Anime & Comics · EvansKannon
not necessarily, he could've gotten there unnoticed. people in marvel are rather oblivious unless they are part of the story. The lightning though wouldve had a squad going... maybe, if they didn't just assume Fox wedding thunder.
When I center myself, I'm crouched down in the clearing again. But I realize I'm naked, and I don't have a penis. That's the most important.
Anime & Comics · EvansKannon
was hoping to see cestus in the list
[Sword, Bow, Daggers, Staff, spear]
Fantasy · Adamoforder
Casuals just don't understand the complex set of emotions that are at play when a dwarf of noble upbringing runs away to have an adventure as a druid that lays dragons, bench presses mountains, steals people's cheese, and causes a monster the size of a city to implode by trowing a portable hole into a bag of holding.
"Naturally. What kind of gamer would I be if I didn't get all of the quests done before the final boss was upon us?"
Anime & Comics · C_Sunlight
Lovecrafts cat was one of his favourite things in the world for some very unflattering reasons.
Lovecraft had a cat, and his cat's name wasn't so cool. Who knows, knows.
Anime & Comics · EvansKannon
regios*
"They will be traveling alongside us. Guards that will protect the transport vehicles from Rift Monsters roaming around the vast uninhabited lands between each city." Janet explained.
Sci-fi · Dyrem
gives me the feeling of transport in chrome shelled regions.
"They will be traveling alongside us. Guards that will protect the transport vehicles from Rift Monsters roaming around the vast uninhabited lands between each city." Janet explained.
Sci-fi · Dyrem
never too young to innovate
"No, I am not."
Games · IGotStones
I had this exact thought before I read it.
Putting down the fork, sipping the coke I said, "okay, I will auction the card with perfect durability and sell the other one to you."
Games · IGotStones
She will never fully understand the true workings of the bond between man and starwars.
In the corner of my eye I can see Shimura-san with his hand over her face muttering something like "Boys and their toys…"
Anime & Comics · EvansKannon
I cried a little bit. It reminded me of the letters we found at my grandfather's house when he passed. There was one for everybody, even those he thought would've outlived him but didn't.
May the holy light enlighten us and guide us all.]
I Became The Pope, Now What?
Fantasy · MisterImmortal