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ch 360 The Prismerian kingdom (2)
Fantasy · Royalpanda
life IS a bed of rose. have you ever seen or held a rose without thorn?
Life isn't a bed of roses. Ren Baqian finally believed these words. The more one did not want something, the more it would come to him or her.
Urban · Xiu Lijian
He know how to snort and find a veins.
Moreover, he knew many verses, odes, ditties, historical stories and "fun things to do". He would be rather valuable as an evil courtier as well.
Urban · Xiu Lijian
the man can swallow or what! lots of practice make perfect.
His eyes grew bigger and bigger, and he felt as if he was about to reach the end of the noodle. Finally, with a jerk of his head, he pulled the last part of the noodle out of the bowl and slurped it down! He had finished the noodle at last!
Eastern · Li Hongtian
the beef is almost done with the pounding too. poor beef, we will not be seeing him in the gym no more. 😏
Mag was still pounding his beef calmly. The bright red beef was utterly mashed. It was sticky yet bouncy. After continuously pounding for over 20,000 times, Mag was almost done with the beef.
Fantasy · Whispering Jianghu
don't forget the sale of ribs.
Because of that, the sales of grills in Underground City started rising.
Fantasy · Whispering Jianghu
they come out of the room fully dress and everything.
"No. I just want to see what I have just rejected." Mag shook his head and seriously said, "I didn't seduce Miss Nancy. It was just a very proper and friendly interaction."
Fantasy · Whispering Jianghu
that is to indirectly say, the internet is God's work.
However, the system itself had limitless potential. After all, it was made by God.
Fantasy · Whispering Jianghu
really? no one?
No one thought that those plutocrats high up in the air were so dirty and scary.
Fantasy · Whispering Jianghu
that right, it's a dangerous world out there. especially for the handsome man. ask yours friend. if they think you are handsome. if they think chick dig you. by all means. remain indoor. it's for yours safety.
"Is this the real world? Lock our windows and doors. I'm a little terrified now."
Fantasy · Whispering Jianghu
yeah! the maidens that don't know karate, muay thai or judo or some other martial art keep dwindling. say NO to endangered species.
If this so-called "The Adjudicator" didn't exist, when would the maidens' grievances be ever redressed? How much longer would those sleazy men keep reaching out at those maidens who couldn't defend themselves?
Fantasy · Whispering Jianghu
did you go to a law school but never graduated? you know at least there are 2 law books right? the one for the rich and powerful actually have "for the rich and powerful" handwritten on the backside off the binder.
The laws that were written were the same, but punishments that were issued were different.
Fantasy · Whispering Jianghu
it is moraly wrong for a hero to be judge, jury, and executioner. but Mag is a spy and they have looser rule.
"You're really stubborn and incorrigible." A smirk appeared on Mag's face under the mask. He looked down at Horace and coldly said, "For 300 over years, you hid under the Dixon Family's protection and harmed the innocent maidens. You cut off all the channels that they used to voice out their grievances. Your crimes are too horrible even to be described. You are hereby sentenced to death with 362 cuts by the sword. It will be carried out right now."
Fantasy · Whispering Jianghu
that is because the ending wasn't done right. look at "black adams". he only need to say 1 word "wrong" and the movie wasn't banned.
This movie caused huge repercussions and many imitation crimes back then. Hence, this movie was also banned.
Fantasy · Whispering Jianghu
because last time, I die from being curse by my victims.
"Everyone dies someday. Our deaths can be important or frivolous. If I can choose, I hope mine could be the former," Mag said calmly.
Fantasy · Whispering Jianghu
he should have said video with 100 likes and less.
The videos for adults he was referring to were actually proper learning videos?!
Fantasy · Whispering Jianghu
here is a funny story for you all. a car driver drive at 80 km/h collided with a truck driving at 25 km/h. the car driver get out of the car, call the cop and said "I am in a traffic accident. a truck just hit my car."
The smile froze on Xi's lips. Then, she said properly, "It's easy to have an accident when we drive by hand, especially when we are distracted in the driving process. This is your first lesson. You must always remember that safety always comes first."
Fantasy · Whispering Jianghu
oh yes! please drift in a wheel less car.
Mag hurried her. "Carry on. Turn, drift, spin."
Fantasy · Whispering Jianghu
what did you expect? a joystick?
Mag didn't know how they made the flying car that was controlled by a steering wheel.
Fantasy · Whispering Jianghu
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ch 0 1 Starting anew
Village Head's Debauchery
Fantasy · Royalpanda