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they are shock that you two look so ... human, despite giving birth to ... that.
Why did it seem so shocking to outsiders that their son was their biological child?
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Urban · Legend of the Paladin
when an angel and a demon love each other very much.
Was this not wonderful? Angels and demons could actually be transformed into each other. This was why Roy had a strange look on his face…
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Games · Dark Old Demon
So, like a barcode.
According to the memory, every little demon hatched from an egg would obtain a name after devouring their eggshell. This name was the true demon name, and it was a mark imprinted on the demon's soul that must not be disclosed to anyone. If there was need, they could generally take a segment of their name from the whole string.
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Games · Dark Old Demon
it take about that long for her to be sure no one will ever find his body.part.
As I pulled into my sister's driveway and parked my car next to hers, I took a deep breath and calmed myself: no need to arrive there all worked up. But damn it! Why did he leave her so unexpectedly, with no warning or explanation whatsoever? How could someone *do* such a thing? On the other hand, why had Cally waited two weeks before calling me? Or calling anyone else for that matter? She's been caring for her three month old baby all alone now, with no one to run errands, get up at night to let her rest, cook decent meals when she was too tired...
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Urban · DJROM
a dog can not beget a dragon. 😏just saying
“What’s the difference?”
The Founder of Qi Cultivation, Reincarnates?
Eastern · TSETTH
ahh yes, who can forget about the time Shuhang was DP by 2 dragons. it's was so traumatic that the man with the will of steel cry like a baby.
And most recently, the Heavenly Punishment that brought about the two dragons that sandwiched him to death also originated from the fat ball.
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Urban · Legend of the Paladin
all of us must be death illegitimate children then, because it's only visit us once after we are born.
Song Shuhang once believed that death was the fairest of all and made no distinction between human beings. No matter what kind of person someone was, no matter how much power or wealth they had, and no matter whether they were handsome or ugly, they would die eventually.
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Urban · Legend of the Paladin
look like 1 small step for man is not far enough for racial nepotism.
On this golden moon, the will of the divine dragon was absolute.
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Urban · Legend of the Paladin
really long story short, because of event outside my control, I ended up being force to taught everyone and everything the wonderfulness of motherly love.
The story about how he got the three Sage Names was simply too long. It would take him more than half a day if he wanted to explain everything to the dragon.
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Urban · Legend of the Paladin
👋😪👋😳!!!😡 i am not doing this because i enjoy it! 😃 look ONLY at my innocent eyes. 🤥
Loud slaps echoed throughout the area. Due to the rhythm, it felt as if they were at the concert of a popular singer, and the audience was applauding enthusiastically.
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Urban · Legend of the Paladin
we went to the wrong test venue! this is the exams hall for elementary student's.
From the rune, there were a lot of memories related to the ❮Holy Ape Dragon Power Technique❯ that poured out…
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Urban · Legend of the Paladin
"crater on the moon is cause by meteorite." explanation by popular scientists what a load of bull S.😏
No wonder there were so many holes on the moon of the Beast Realm. Were all of them caused by the giant tree?
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Urban · Legend of the Paladin
an yet, you always are.
But if the spirit stones were not received... Then the scholarly faction would always owe him spirit stones. In other words, he would have a considerable sum of money in his account! Theoretically speaking, he would not be penniless!
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Urban · Legend of the Paladin
LSD, meth and cocaine among other is what will bring world peace ✌️ ☮️
All the disciples who participated in the funeral had entered a strange state. Their eyes were blurred, but their hearts were clear. Their brains were operating at high speeds, and their understanding of scholarly cultivation techniques, as well as their understanding of the human mind, rapidly improved.
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Urban · Legend of the Paladin
just told them "an arrow hit my "knee".
"No, I can't do that. Although it can regrow, if I cut it, I won't be able to explain it to others. I can't just say that it was cut off when I was fighting an enemy." The man with the brushes struggled. After a while, he started using the small brush to paint his waist carefully.
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Urban · Legend of the Paladin
it's like an upgrade version of "perception filter".
"This is an interesting magical technique," Little White said. "[Reasonable Existence]. As long as you see something, you will feel that its existence is reasonable. If you don't think too deeply about it, this magical effect will be active constantly. Practitioners that specialize in disguise and assassination are the ones who most use with this kind of magical technique. However, the level of the magical technique used on this body of Fellow Daoist Skylark is very high. Which big shot are you fighting this time?"
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Urban · Legend of the Paladin
morning greeting "how will you be seeking death today, Shuhang".
After seeing Song Shuhang, Senior Scarlet Heaven Sword asked curiously, "What are you doing, Shuhang?"
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Urban · Legend of the Paladin
Skylark 1.0 rebooting. Reboot sucessful Mission parameter: destroy all human Mission parameter: uppdated Mission parameter: destroy Song Shuhang. Executed.
An idea immediately popped up in Song Shuhang's mind. What would happen if I put the bone of eternity back in this old body?
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Urban · Legend of the Paladin
Dirty joke: a bribe exclaim: "how can I not be a virgin?!? I only play with girls!"
It was shocking that the Heavenly Emperor's path to immortality could be licked away by the Inner World. Now, it seemed that after having been licked away, the Heavenly Emperor herself could not even sense her own path anymore.
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Urban · Legend of the Paladin
👹 NO! no way. I am a pure and honest inner demon. I refuse to be tempted and corrupted by you.
"Eh? Interesting," Song Shuhang laughed, and said. "Come out, my inner demon!"
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Urban · Legend of the Paladin