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Drunkenmonk420

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"are you my daddy?" monster hears this and runs away

"The world behind the door is weaved from Jiang Ming's memory, so this man should be an important character in his memory. A violent drunkard that exploded when resisted and would grab anything nearby to start attacking." Chen Ge looked at the drunkard and stared into that ugly face. "This is such a horrible human being!"

My House of Horrors

My House of Horrors

Horror · I Fix Air-Conditioner

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Dad? What are you doing in ghost land? Is this why you didn't come back?

Without warning, a man's face suddenly appeared at the stairwell of the second floor. He was like a blob of boneless mud. His arm was joined to the alcohol bottle as if the bottle grew from his flesh. He slid his bulbous body toward Chen Ge.

My House of Horrors

My House of Horrors

Horror · I Fix Air-Conditioner

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Yes, sweet hammer juices How lovely they flow

Chen Ge felt like there was a need for him to keep Doctor Skull Cracker's Hammer on him at all times. He did not have any actual physical power that could threaten a ghost, but if he had the hammer, at least he had a chance to strike back. As the number of Trial Missions he had completed increased, Doctor Skull Cracker's Hammer changed. Thin threads of blood vessels appeared on the grip, and the blood grooves in the hammerhead had collected some deep dark substance.

My House of Horrors

My House of Horrors

Horror · I Fix Air-Conditioner

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Those talismans do nothing lol

"Careful!" Chen Ge yelled at the woman in the room as he grabbed her by her arm and pulled her behind him. While he blocked her from danger, Chen Ge also blocked her view. Before she could recover from the fear, Xu Yin rushed out from the hidden room and charged at the Red Specter in the costume.

My House of Horrors

My House of Horrors

Horror · I Fix Air-Conditioner

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almost friends that he almost ate with friends like these who needs enemies?

My respect for the shellfish hit the climax. What a noble way of life and yet what a cruel death. I will adopt its way of living in memory of our almost-friendship.

Ball of Nothing

Ball of Nothing

Fantasy · Destiny_Aitsuji

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Oh NoOoOo a haunted house all by myself \°=°/ Just got back from climbing an overly haunted stairway blindfolded and truly alone but now at full ghostly capacity this fake horror house sure has me beat 🤣🙃🤣😂🤣

"Good afternoon, everyone! Yesterday, I promised everyone that I would come to challenge the futuristic theme park's Haunted House alone, and I am here already." Chen Ge panned the camera to capture the themed building. "Honestly, I am quite scared that I will have to challenge this Haunted House alone. Liu Gang's group challenged my Haunted House with eleven people in total, but all of them are now inside the hospital. But I am just one person, and I have to face this challenge all on my own."

My House of Horrors

My House of Horrors

Horror · I Fix Air-Conditioner

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They already conveniently packed themselves into the stock elevator for transport to the recovery ward

The faces slowly peeled themselves out from the walls, and shadows started to fill up the spaces inside the elevator.

My House of Horrors

My House of Horrors

Horror · I Fix Air-Conditioner

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"Wake up, I haven't done the scary stuff yet"

Hearing that, the Red Specter who was placing her head into the tree hole turned around. She looked at the unconscious Liu Guangming with a confused frown.

My House of Horrors

My House of Horrors

Horror · I Fix Air-Conditioner

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temporary taxes to alleviate war time expenses for the greater good

As this thought floated into mind, he couldn't help but laugh thinking about the absurdity inherent in a King asking his subjects for money.

World Domination System

World Domination System

Fantasy · KillerHemboy

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establishing future deus ex machina for traps

[Hidden Object Detection-1: Allows the host to detect formations and trinkets which are hidden. Detection is required for Phenomena Analysis Module to analyze any hidden objects.]

World Domination System

World Domination System

Fantasy · KillerHemboy

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13 trillionaire families say whaaaaaat Roth Rocke Wins L Rey Rus Van Ona Ken Dup Ast Bun Fre Cal

Thus, Lanthanor's treasury which had previously had 50 million Gold Lans before being depleted due to Daneel's schemes was equivalent to around 50 billion dollars, which was coincidentally the amount by which the richest man alive was richer than any other individual living on Earth.

World Domination System

World Domination System

Fantasy · KillerHemboy

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This guy trying to sell cheap ramen packs a buck a day keeps the msg in play

Going with the global currency, 10 Bronze Lans was equal to a single Dollar. With this amount, one would be able to get the simplest of food to continue surviving.

World Domination System

World Domination System

Fantasy · KillerHemboy

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Asking for proof of citizenship and checking to see if they already voted... Definitely not merican mocracy 😏👀

During the election, each elf who was giving the vote would choose their contestant and place their hand on the trinket which had their name. The trinket would first painlessly extract a drop of blood to verify the identity of the elf, after which it would be checked with a central hub whether a vote was already cast by this person.

World Domination System

World Domination System

Fantasy · KillerHemboy

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Lol what is this elvish merica Oh the great false mocracy of vested interests overweighing the quality of life for the citizens all for ratings

The money, in fact, was funneled by Queen Eldara from the government by using bogus development projects which cost nowhere near the amount quoted in the records.

World Domination System

World Domination System

Fantasy · KillerHemboy

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most of them lodged on pikes around the wall 🙃

Before Lanthanor had undergone a change in leadership, this room had belonged to the Eldest Prince whenever he made a visit to the Kingdom. In fact, many rooms near the King's chambers were now empty due to the inhabitants being lodged elsewhere currently.

World Domination System

World Domination System

Fantasy · KillerHemboy

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Fuel for the teaching machine

He was wearing an open shirt, through which Faxul saw many more bottles tucked away in his trousers.

World Domination System

World Domination System

Fantasy · KillerHemboy

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