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Moments 122
... of s**t
Given this debt of gratitude, the Huang Family cannot lay a hand on me, but I do owe them for that lump...
I got famous by 'Chuma'
Horror · Master of Sunflower Island
Who goes and ask a drunk person a very life changing question
"Third Great-Grandma said I was the most promising of the younger generation. I was hoping that after becoming an immortal, I could... I could proudly honor my ancestors, marry a beauty, and have a bunch of kids! I've been a serious and diligent student since childhood! And now what... a lump of poop! You have to find a way to change me back! I'll cling to you every day! Smother you with stench! Smother you to death!"
I got famous by 'Chuma'
Horror · Master of Sunflower Island
"You look like... poop... you look like..."
I got famous by 'Chuma'
Horror · Master of Sunflower Island
And missed
Gasping for air, the delivery guy looked up, constantly gauging the frisbee's location, adjusting his speed, and then, he jumped.
Deities Are All Just My Food
Sci-fi · Missing You Washing Red Beans
I wonder how strong the people at the sixth level are
"I'm really curious, your power suddenly became so strong, I need to reassess you, I'm looking forward to meeting you outside the tower! You've now got all the conditions to be noticed by the sixth level, they will definitely come looking for you one day!"
Doomsday Jigsaw Puzzle
Games · Even More True to Heart
The phrase "French surrender" is a stereotype or joke that implies the French are quick to surrender or are easily defeated in conflicts. It's often used humorously or sarcastically, referencing historical events where France surrendered or capitulated, such as during World War II. However, it's essential to recognize that stereotypes like this oversimplify complex historical events and can be offensive to some people. -ChatGpt
The information was given so swiftly that he didn't even have time to use the threats he had thought of; the speed of this confession could rival a French surrender.
Doomsday Jigsaw Puzzle
Games · Even More True to Heart
Can someone open their eyes and still be asleep🤔
Bai Wu suddenly opened his eyes and woke up.
Doomsday Jigsaw Puzzle
Games · Even More True to Heart
The only regret was that even the best quality of clothing couldn't withstand such expansion, and they had burst and shredded during his transformation.
Facing an Ancient God for a Year
Sci-fi · Journey to the West's Revolver
"You beast, you dare make me drink your foot-washing water? Die!"
I Don't Want to Get Hurt, So I'll Max Out My Defense
Eastern · Fish and Meat
"King of the White Tower, isn't that you, Sir?"
Facing an Ancient God for a Year
Sci-fi · Journey to the West's Revolver
Man got a promotion at work
[Current authority has been promoted]
Facing an Ancient God for a Year
Sci-fi · Journey to the West's Revolver
My man became bait🤣
Like a madman, Ma Long ran outside. As soon as he left the bathroom, he saw Xu Yang with a big grin, eyes shining, holding a hammer in his hand, and yelling, "Where is it? Where is it?"
This Taoist Master is too Frivolous
Urban · Buli Dumpling
"This guy is too hypocritical!" Qiang Jiu fingered him.
Hyperdimensional Universe: I have Three Thousand Ultimate Talents
Eastern · A Sea Of Soup
"And one more I know of is even more special, born with Supreme Bone, their talent is so demonic, it's simply beyond comprehension!"
Hyperdimensional Universe: I have Three Thousand Ultimate Talents
Eastern · A Sea Of Soup
This sounds so wrong lol
"When I put my Thousand-year-old Thunderstruck Peachwood Sword on their foreheads, they would want to kneel down and sing 'conquer' to me!"
This Taoist Master is too Frivolous
Urban · Buli Dumpling
Professor my a**
"Hurry up and put on your uniform so I can go home after you take over..."
This Taoist Master is too Frivolous
Urban · Buli Dumpling
This is one long paragraph
"Tell me, how did you cultivate? Did the heavens open a plugin for you?" Long Aotian's eyes were bloodshot, his body swaying, and his breathing fluctuating. He continued counting on his fingers, "Martial Arts Fifth Level, Spatial Realm, Yin and Yang Realm, Water-Fire Realm, Thunder Scenario, and these are just the known ones, what about the unknown? My knowledge of the path of body refinement has reached its limit, but I don't even dare to dream about Jade Bone. You actually completed it just by relying on your own derivation of secret techniques! My thousand-year-old family, my True Dragon Bloodline, are they all trash? That old man from my family, acting arrogant like a big rooster, claiming that our Dragon family's body refinement is unparalleled, Silver Bone, Gold Bone, Unrivaled Bones. What a joke, a thousand years of accumulation can't compare with several years of cultivation. He's still so proud, so arrogant. I spit!"
Hyperdimensional Universe: I have Three Thousand Ultimate Talents
Eastern · A Sea Of Soup
Soo not a dude. That explains the blushing part
Alexander couldn't help but notice how Androgynous Louis looked, thinking it's a shame he's a guy.
As long as you have the courage, fierce ghosts go on maternity leave.
Urban · DaoistpjUWEL
...of s**t
If I were Yellow Skin, I'd be seething with rage; having cultivated for so many years only to fail becoming an immortal and instead turn into this ghostly state...
I got famous by 'Chuma'
Horror · Master of Sunflower Island