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MoaningFrodo: Hello, everybody, it's me, Frodo, here with your occasional bad jokes!

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Little April was not the best student in Sunday school.

Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping,

"Tell me, April. Who created the universe?"

When April didn't respond, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear.

"GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep.

A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour,"

But, April didn't even awaken from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again.

"JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "very good," and April fell back to sleep.

Then the teacher asked April a third question.

"What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?"

And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin.

This time April jumped up and shouted,

"IF YOU STICK THAT F*****G THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME,

I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE!"

The Teacher fainted.

Dual Cultivation · C56
4 weeks ago

True_Sheol: FYI, because my last few paragraph comments disappeared:

Retroviral insertion of DNA can only insert about 8k of base pairs. This is less than 0.00000267% of the total amount of chromosomal DNA that we receive from our parents. By comparison, 4th cousins share ~0.2% of their key DNA and 6th cousins share ~0.01% of their DNA.

So, there's no incest at all because he didn't impart enough DNA to have any close genetic relationship. Even if someone tested their DNA, they wouldn't even show up as cousins, because it's statistically possible that a complete stranger might share more key DNA in common with her than he does.

Master of Time · C66
1 month ago
just me wondering about the unborn lion, and the blood pact? View More
Omni-Mastery · C185
1 month ago
just me wondering about the unborn lion, and the blood pact? View More

Insert_Name: Thanks for the chapter

Omni-Mastery · C185
1 month ago
See this! I just gifted the story: Grimoire View More
The Avarice System · C74
1 month ago

Sadarsa: God i hope amazon burns to the ground one day... sick of authors pulling stories to make a quick buck. If you want to sell your novels that's fine, just don't Post on the internet, use your fan's as a quality control group, then screw them over by pulling the story they helped you refine and turn around and bloody try to sell it to them.
Do instead what authors have always done, write your story, sit on it and let no one read it except a paid editor. THEN publish it through amazon or whatever. Doing what everyone is doing these days is abuse to your fan base, a great big middle finger to the people who helped you get to where you are.

Necromancer System (Book 1) Unedited · C1
2 months ago
👍👍👍 View More
The Avarice System · C65
2 months ago
I liked that the story took a different turn than last time, and it's pretty cool, but there are some parts that are getting a little confusing, but anyway it's a great job, thank you very much, and I'm looking forward to what are to come. View More
The Avarice System · C57
3 months ago
EROTIC ART (MASTER) .... Stella 😏😏.
And it was a great job, thanks for bringing this beautiful novel to our lives.👍👍 View More
Abuse of Magic · C240
3 months ago
See this! I just gifted the story: Potion View More
The Avarice System · C0
3 months ago
See this! I just gifted the story: Lollipop View More
The Avarice System · C0
3 months ago
🤗👶♥️♥️ View More
Abuse of Magic · C234
3 months ago
🤔👍 View More
The Avarice System · C0
3 months ago
See this! I just gifted the story: Balloon View More
The Avarice System · C0
3 months ago
🤔👍 View More
Abuse of Magic · C230
3 months ago

DaoistBlackSheep: Hello Dear Reader, I'm doing a quick pole here,
blue or purple?
Fire or water?
Furry or scales?
It's random but will make sense later, anyway, thanks for the read, have a great day :D

Spiritual Seed Awakening · C21
3 months ago
a beautiful flaming and scaly purple monster View More

Psilva95: a flaming and scaly monster

Spiritual Seed Awakening · C21
3 months ago
a flaming and scaly monster View More

DaoistBlackSheep: Hello Dear Reader, I'm doing a quick pole here,
blue or purple?
Fire or water?
Furry or scales?
It's random but will make sense later, anyway, thanks for the read, have a great day :D

Spiritual Seed Awakening · C21
3 months ago
See this! I just gifted the story: Lollipop View More
The Avarice System · C0
4 months ago
really good, I was already missing the novel View More
The Avarice System · C0
4 months ago
Very good I liked a lot. It is only the chapter update that is taking time to update. View More
The System Of Somatosensation · C12
4 months ago

scarlett1414: "Yes, the Lord of the man-made mountain and the Lord of the forest have a deal. When the Lord of the mountain catches an intruder, after he is done with them, he gives his enemies two choices.

A swift death or the dungeon, where they become our prey. You have no idea how many pick the dungeon, hoping to find a way out. And usually they do, it only takes up to five or six hours to get out of my a*s."
A cycle in harmony with nature, from producer to consumer XDDDDD

Supreme Magus · C178
4 months ago

MorriganAenhtsland: I really enjoy Phillar, he is such a modern minotaurus!

Supreme Magus · C178
4 months ago

HistoryReborn: this chapter kinda makes me wanna just wait until the author catches back up to where we were. It just feels as if the story is forced into motion. maybe this is just an effect of having read the previous iteration

The Avarice System · C39
4 months ago

ThrustThunder: If you'd like some suggestions of my favorite Novels:
~Warlock of the Magus World (Genius with a Biochip reincarnates into the wizard world, Devours his enemies. The best example of a *Ruthless* MC I've ever read) 2015
~The Wizard World (Chip story that has very detailed set pieces, like reading a vivid Lucid dream) 2012
~Age of Adepts (Another Wizard chip story about a truly guileful MC) 2016
~When A Mage Revolts (Guy reincarnates with a system that trolls him, eventually becomes the Hero of all persecuted Mages) 2016
~The Book Eating Magician (Guy's hand turns into a Grimoire that can eat books to learn magic) 2017
~The New World by Monsoon117 (Teen's World is engulfed by a System. Alone and trapped, he must suffer and endure to survive. VERY WELL WRITTEN!) 5/17/2017
~The Legend of Randidly Ghosthound by puddles4263 (Spiritual inspiration to New World. Guy defends Newbie Village against Monster waves to survive System World) 3/31/2017
~The Games We Play by Ryuugi (Kid gains power of Videogame Protagonist, Min/max's his skills. Must pretend to be Badass Mafia Boss to outsmart Godly enemies. The most Cunning/Crafty MC I've read in a long time.) 2015
~The Novel's Extra (Same Author as MWLU about Author who is trapped in his own Novel by a Ghost Writer, must make himself Plot Relevant to gain Exp) 2018
~The World Turned into a Game After I Woke up (Guy's World gains Gaming System, Gets killed so much he returns to the past, Shameless looting ensues! Fast food) 2017
~Worth the Candle by Cthulhuraejepsen (Kid appears in a Battle Royal based of the D&D World he created, gets skillsheet, ruminates on tropes) 2017
~Dragonborn Saga by Don_Dokhmesy (Guy reborn into a overly Modded VR Skyrim World, Becomes Lord of Immersion!) 2018
~The City of Terror (Guy wakes up with a status screen in a fever dream city where it's kill or be killed by Chinese monsters of lore, becomes OP) 2016
~Seoul Station’s Necromancer (Guy returns from conquering a System World to find it has bleed into his own World, becomes OP) 2016
~The Arcane Emperor (Guy accidentally transports himself to Game System World, Gets OP Learning class) 2013
~Godly Model Creator (Kid in Superpower World uses ability to copy others skills to become OP, Kills his enemies!) 2013
~The Strongest Gene (Guy reincarnates to World of genetic modification with cheat skill of Luck. Creative face slapping abounds) 2017
~Rebirth of the Thief Who Roamed the World (Guy regresses and uses VRMMO to get revenge on enemies by creating an Empire of Brothers-in-Arms funded by Shameless looting. OG of it's Genre) 2010
~Reincarnation Of The Strongest Sword God (Rips off Rebirth heavily, but the release rate is exemplary and I've commented on almost every chapter) 2015
~Night Ranger (Transferred into a D&D VRMMORPG, Guy must gain Power before the Apocalypse happens) 2015
~Advent of the Archmage (Same as Night Ranger but more Magic Driven) 2016
~Tales of Demons and Gods (Mad Snail's Novel, turned Manga, turned Anime about a regressor who uses his Advanced knowledge to become rich and slap faces) 2015
~Reverend Insanity (Evil Gu Cultivator regresses 500 years to become more scheming then Leylin Farlier. If you can't beat them, turn back time and genderswap them!) 2012

Lord of the Magical Beasts · C2
5 months ago
she used the elven lineage as a means of connecting the soul View More

TheHoblit: If this is the secret then how did xiao wen force the bond in her spirit? Did she use a different method?

Spirit Cultivation · C254
6 months ago
author, please, I'm missing the series, please come back soon. View More

Joneleth: Working on the next part, don't worry I'm not dropping the series. :D

System Programmer · C47
6 months ago
See this! I just gifted the story: Potion View More
The Avarice System · C0
6 months ago
Number 1 View More
Abuse of Magic · C128
7 months ago
Please author, a question, your other novel: Relife System: The Unholy Mage, are you going to continue with this excellent novel or will it count down? It really is a very good novel, so stay tuned, thank you very much for your attention. View More
Dragonborn Saga · C251
9 months ago
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