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Jolugo: I'm pretty sure Jirni's comment about feeling good was from Quylla using up too much of her life force, therefore healing her to the point where she was in too good of a condition despite being recently stabbed. Also, Jirni kicked her to the point of fainting to stop her from doing more cause it was basically a "suicide attempt".

Supreme Magus · C315
1 month ago
I do like those red computers :P View More

ManDrakeKohn: A rouge "computer" found its way into this chapter. Hopefully, Daneel isn't cheating to that point, yet.

World Domination System · C327
7 months ago

Aldan: "Reduce the height and land as soon as possible." Roland squeezed a few words out of her mouth.

Roland had a *** change in the night before? lol

Release That Witch · C294
8 months ago

4HOURS: To make Border town great again!

Release That Witch · C13
10 months ago

4HOURS: I'M GOING TO BUILD A WALL, AND THE DEMONS WILL PAY FOR IT

Release That Witch · C13
10 months ago
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World Domination System · C193
10 months ago

MoaningFrodo: My New Year's Resolution: to take the top 3 comments in this chapter.
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My wife is pregnant and my doctor asked me if I had ever been present at a childbirth before.

I replied, "Yes, just once."

The doctor asked, "What was it like?"

I said, "It was dark, then suddenly very bright."

Tales of Demons and Gods · C473
1 year ago

MoaningFrodo: My New Year's Resolution: to take the top 3 comments in this chapter.
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The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for answered prayers.

Suzie Smith stood and walked to the podium.

She said, "I have a praise.

Two months ago, my husband, Tom, had a terrible bicycle wreck and his scrotum was completely crushed. The pain was excruciating and the doctors didn't know if they could help him."

(You could hear a muffled gasp from the men in the congregation as they imagine the pain that poor Tom must have experienced.)

"Tom was unable to hold me or the children," she went on, "and every move caused him terrible pain."

We prayed as the doctors performed a delicate operation, and it turned out they were able to piece together the crushed remnants of Tom's scrotum, and wrap wire around it to hold it in place."

(Again, the men in the congregation cringed and squirm uncomfortably as they imagined the horrible surgery performed on Tom.)

"Now," she announced in a quivering voice, "thank the Lord, Tom is out of the hospital and the doctors say that with time, his scrotum should recover completely."

(All the men sighed with unified relief.)

The pastor rose and tentatively asked if anyone else had something to say.

A man slowly stood up and walked just as slowly to the podium.

He said, "I'm Tom Smith." The entire congregation held its breath.

"I just want to tell my wife -- the word is sternum."

Tales of Demons and Gods · C473
1 year ago

MoaningFrodo: My New Year's Resolution: to take the top 3 comments in this chapter.
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Last week at the gym I asked a girl what her new year's resolution was.

She said "Fuck you".

So I'm pretty excited for 2019.

Tales of Demons and Gods · C473
1 year ago

MoaningFrodo: "Ziyun, wait a moment!" Nie Li shouted inmediately to stop her.

"Do you wanna join?" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Tales of Demons and Gods · C473
1 year ago

MoaningFrodo: My New Year's Resolution: to take the top 3 comments in this chapter.
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"Mom, I'm dating a man."

"Whom, sweetheart?"

"Mike the mailman."

"Mike the mailman? But he could be your father!"

"But mom, age is just a number."

"Sweetheart, I don't think you understood."

Tales of Demons and Gods · C473
1 year ago

White_Diamond: i can faintly smell some patriotism in here lol

Immortal Mortal · C841
1 year ago
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The Wizard World · C477
1 year ago
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