LordInfernal

Ding! System activated. Mission initiated! Look at this dying old geezer in front of you. Let's pull out his oxygen tube and send him on his way~ Shinomiya Aoha freezes. Wait... this "dying old geezer" the system mentioned seems ridiculously strong... Glancing at the Demonic Statue of the Outer Path tubes plugged into the man's back, he falls silent, fighting the urge to cry... You're seriously calling that an "oxygen tube"??? But that's just the beginning of his suffering. Super Death-Courting Missions Released: Experience the ultimate secret of the Eight Gates firsthand! (Tank a full-power "Night Guy" and shout "I XX acknowledge you as the strongest!") Give Kaguya Ōtsutsuki a Thousand Years of Death! (And capture this glorious moment on camera) Art is Patrick Star... and SpongeBob SquarePants! (Self-destruct alongside Deidara in a blaze of glory) Ask Mei Terumī to officiate a wedding (speech must be at least 100 words)... And countless more insane death-courting missions waiting to be unlocked. Years later, when the protagonist looks back on his journey, everyone around him shares the same thought: What the hell?! This ninja clearly isn't that strong—so how does he survive all this reckless death-courting?! This is the autobiography of one unfortunate soul dragged onto an irreversible path of courting death by a system hellbent on getting him killed.

Standing before you now is— The Devon Corporation Board Member, Team Rocket Founder, Reverse-Type Pokemon Master, World Championship Champion... Legendary Trainer Lu Ye recalls the scene from his first livestream and sighs deeply. "You might not believe this, but my original wish was just to earn enough money to buy milk for my adorable Pokémon. I don't know how I ended up here." "I absolutely and really didn't want to become a trainer!"