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And so the plot thickens.
Song Shuhang retorted, "800 years ago, my ancestors weren't even born yet."
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Urban · Legend of the Paladin
Yes, for when SW imparts the disposable flying sword technique and no other reason whatsoever 😛
As per old customs, she kept the branches as they might come in handy in the future.
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Urban · Legend of the Paladin
16 might not mind if you do this to her
Song Shuhang did not know whether to laugh or cry. "I definitely can't use it. I only have a head left, so I can't possibly use my tongue to perform the ❮Saber-Nurturing Technique❯, can I?"
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Urban · Legend of the Paladin
Don't you hate the feeling when you're car disappears while driving 😔
It was as if your car suddenly disappeared while you were driving it.
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Urban · Legend of the Paladin
SS: I dare you to try 🤣
"Tyrannical Song!" Daddy Turtle roared. He stretched out his turtle claws at the same time, rubbed them repeatedly, and began to cast a spell. "Come out here if you're a man and let me beat you up. Otherwise, I will use a secret technique to twist off your head!"
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Urban · Legend of the Paladin
That hurt my brain to imagine it
It felt like as long as you could stuff it into the Inner World, it would be accepted by it.
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Urban · Legend of the Paladin
World record of cultivation speedrunning?
Just what was he chasing, though?
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Urban · Legend of the Paladin
WTF did I just witness. 😱
Because the task of learning new knowledge had been entrusted to the body, Song Shuhang's brain became idle. If this is how I remember this knowledge, how am I supposed to impart it to my disciples in the future?
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Urban · Legend of the Paladin
Who said that we are not already living there. 🤔
One day, if I'm able to cultivate to the realm that the Black Dragon reached, would my body also turn into its own planet or world, with countless creatures living on it?
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Urban · Legend of the Paladin
In a way, no matter what it would technically be a head. 😏
Scarlet Heaven Sword turned its hilt, and 'looked' towards Soft Feather—this girl was also beyond saving.
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Urban · Legend of the Paladin
Re-reading: Once again i'm getting hungry and in the mood for KFC at the same paragraph as last time.
"Eat with us. If you want more, just tell me." Roland handed a piece of fried chicken to Phyllis. After being fried in a high-temperature, high-pressure environment, the chicken skin appeared a tempting golden color. One would get a good appetite by purely smelling at it. The chicken cooked with the modern method not only had its tender and smooth flavor, but the meat also had the fresh tastes of spices like black pepper, thyme, garlic, and salt. The flavor was entirely different and the plain boiled chicken in old times couldn't compare to it.
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Fantasy · Er Mu
Watching a Benz be assembled by a hurricane would be an interesting sight to see. A terrifying sight for sure. But still an interesting one nonetheless. 🤔
Thinking that sometimes rules were just rules, and there might not be a reason for them, he felt it was acceptable to consider them as something created by the deities. As far as he knew, the origin of life and the Cambrian explosion on earth were also puzzling things. Life is said to form out of lightning and boiling water where organic molecules constantly collided, merged and split and then formed a molecular chain which could reproduce itself. The chance of that is as slim as that of a hurricane assembling a Benz sports car by whirling lots of metal parts into the air.
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Fantasy · Er Mu
Praise the sun!
Before Agatha finished speaking, a bright light radiated from the ground, glimmering like a shining sun!
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Fantasy · Er Mu
It's science 😉
What was going on? He clearly did not construct any Star Constellation or Star Palace. How did he Cast such an unusual spell that was even deadlier than normal Super Spells!?
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Fantasy · Chaos (Fish's Sky)
Normally the hamster would become fried and crispy, but doesn't the hamster now has a blessing from a senior White?
He wanted № Hamster to also condense a Demonic Seal in advance.
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Urban · Legend of the Paladin
To be fair, SS also has that experience with the exception of the final stroke
When Song Shuhang made his own Golden Core Composition, it was like squeezing toothpaste every time: the more he drew, the harder it was for him to make progress. Yet, the 'Golden Core Composition' of the ghost spirit had progressed without pause, and it seemed she was getting faster and faster.
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Urban · Legend of the Paladin
Poor arsenal consist of just 33 8th stage life-bound "weapons", a saber of an immortal lvl cultivator, a primordial saber and more. The true definition of a poor arsenal 🤣
With the 'Death Forest', Song Shuhang's poor offensive arsenal could be said to have received an upgrade.
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Urban · Legend of the Paladin
I think you mean "time for all these girls to get pregnant😈"
Since Mister Tyrannical Song was coming back, he should be the one to handle the love letters and confessions instead.
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Urban · Legend of the Paladin
Didn't MF force Appas to put a curse on a super mage right after she became his Contracted Beast?
"Oh, don't you worry, I'm not Yang Yongxin. I'm not trying to brainwash you with the Psychic Element or anything, nor am I going to ask you to be my Contracted Beast. I'm a huge fan of democracy and freedom. Once I treat you, you can go wherever you want as long as you don't gather your army of Manta Ray Evil Birds and attack us humans. If you don't believe me, you can ask my Little Flame Belle and Apas. I've never forced them to do anything. They are willing to follow me around..." Mo Fan panicked even more as he thought the Bird Emperor was going to die soon. He quickly decided to motivate it.
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Fantasy · Chaos (Fish's Sky)
Left thumb?
The part with the strongest desire to live
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Urban · Legend of the Paladin