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Cartouk

Cartouk

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2018-08-20 Joined United States

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Replied to Elderdras

That is the biological imperative of all living creatures.

Well that's one group confirmed and it's best to avoid them if I can. Their stories always involved genocide, time travel, and crazy experiments that could doom humanity. All things in which I want nothing to do with even if they have some of the best waifus like Storm, Jean, and Rogue.

Marvel: Tech System

Marvel: Tech System

Anime & Comics · Unknown_To_All

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Looks like mothra has been taking notes from Bill Cosby.

She used Extreme Speed to appear beside Scizor, then before the other side could react, Mothra used Psychic to immobilize it and clamp its arms to its body. She then nailed it into the ground, right up until its chest, before using Hypnosis to lull it into sleep. Stephanie directly tried to rouse her Pokemon, but without success, and while she did that, Mothra forced a bunch of Sleep Powder into Scizor's mouth just to be sure.

Pokemon Alternate Universe Adventures

Pokemon Alternate Universe Adventures

Anime & Comics · Azrail93

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"One by one, every single Necrontyr was led into enormous stone furnaces of Biotransference. And within those furnaces, the Necrontyr ceased to exist. They were processed and irreversibly changed. Their very souls were DEVOURED by their C'tan gods. And out the other end, the Necrons were born — forged of living metal and cursed to live a fundamentally lesser yet eternal existence without their souls."

Gotham's Dead End Bar

Gotham's Dead End Bar

Anime & Comics · Daddy

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"As you rightfully should! He is a poor excuse for a 'hero'! As if the gods could ever hope to command anything of me! Much less '12 Labors'! The very idea is laughable! I laugh, HAHAHAHA!" Savage exclaimed, bringing fierce passion to his defense.

Gotham's Dead End Bar

Gotham's Dead End Bar

Anime & Comics · Daddy

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"Hard work and determination. Lots of hard work and determination. And a willingness to do anything for planet-sized booty," I said, utterly serious.

Gotham's Dead End Bar

Gotham's Dead End Bar

Anime & Comics · Daddy

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Replied to blubchef

Technically speaking the cases where they killed everyone and then took their stuff wasn't theft as those items were ownerless when they looted them.

"You return a lot of what you steal to its rightful owner, don't you?" At Catwoman's nod, Sean smirked, "Then just think of it as cultural re-appropriation. Lord knows you're doing more good than the British Museum."

Gotham's Dead End Bar

Gotham's Dead End Bar

Anime & Comics · Daddy

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"I… have to go change-… Uh, I mean…" Catwoman stuttered for an excuse. "Heist. Yes, heist. Nothing else, less or more. Just something completely normal and completely unrelated to how sticky this costume now is."

Gotham's Dead End Bar

Gotham's Dead End Bar

Anime & Comics · Daddy

Cartouk
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Oh well, I accepted my fatal end nobly, knowing another life awaited me. After, of course, announcing to the large audience that gathered that the King was a cuckold. The consequences of my actions? Didn't know, didn't care. My head was already separated from my shoulders by the time the crowd started throwing produce at the King.

Gotham's Dead End Bar

Gotham's Dead End Bar

Anime & Comics · Daddy

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Ferrari, Lamborghini, Audi, BMW, Mercedes, Chevy, Ford... the list of brands was gigantic, of course, in addition to these famous ones there were also the Chinese companies that he had mentioned previously, but these he just ignored.

MARVEL: GAME MAKER SYSTEM

MARVEL: GAME MAKER SYSTEM

Movies · NunuXD

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Logically doing so would be stupid, but one should never underestimate the amount of stupid people there are.

A game that used people's minds to control the characters was something that a large part of the population was still afraid of, it's not like everyone will see a news in one day and on the same day already buy the game to start playing, even more so after seeing government warnings about the danger of Minecraft.

MARVEL: GAME MAKER SYSTEM

MARVEL: GAME MAKER SYSTEM

Movies · NunuXD

Cartouk
Replied to Gonzalo_Pereira_6949

Creation is A LOT harder than destruction. It's a pretty good assumption that a being capable of creating a world is also capable of destroying one.

'Fortunately he likes people, if not, with the power he has, there would hardly be anyone powerful enough to go against him. I must remember his name, 'Notch', and always keep my guard up. Just in case, try to remain neutral, but if you have to choose between being aggressive or friendly, always be friendly.' Xavier thought as he nodded.

MARVEL: GAME MAKER SYSTEM

MARVEL: GAME MAKER SYSTEM

Movies · NunuXD

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"Finally!!! I've waited so long for this!" He squealed in happiness as he started dancing at being finally blessed with a system.

MARVEL: GAME MAKER SYSTEM

MARVEL: GAME MAKER SYSTEM

Movies · NunuXD

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["But with Lici's thick hips, Shizuka's thick…. Well, everything that matters, and the other two, who are, let's be real, pretty thick, too, it would be way too tight."] Riot said, adding to Bedlam's explanation.

Fairy Tail: Metal and Threads

Fairy Tail: Metal and Threads

Anime & Comics · SixthSense1029

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"But seriously... Ha... ha... I don't think you have to worry about that." Elicia said while getting her laughter under control. "I mean, look at Useless... *Cough* I mean Sakura. She never picked up any of Tsunade's bad habits, right?"

Fairy Tail: Metal and Threads

Fairy Tail: Metal and Threads

Anime & Comics · SixthSense1029

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I mean sure it is a bit barbaric but it's also extremely effective and it's useful in assuring a population that justice has been served.

"*Sigh* This is one of the things I'm not a fan of from the medieval setting." Elicia said as she and Alfonzo moved to the front of the gathered crowd. "Public execution is so… barbaric."

Fairy Tail: Metal and Threads

Fairy Tail: Metal and Threads

Anime & Comics · SixthSense1029

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"Hmm… I can't say that I've ever dined here before." Darkness said while looking up at the sign. "Sixth Sense Restaurant and Lounge. Well, if it has the name Sixth Sense on it, it must be of incredible quality. Or so say the other businesses with the same name." {A/N: Shameless plug, I know...}

Fairy Tail: Metal and Threads

Fairy Tail: Metal and Threads

Anime & Comics · SixthSense1029

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"We had no choice. Otherwise, the local population might have obliterated every civilization for their own gain. It was for the greater good."

Florida Man's General Store in Cultivation World

Florida Man's General Store in Cultivation World

Fantasy · DamnPlotArmor

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'I really should have seen this coming.' Doranbolt thought to himself while feeling all the Fairy Tail wizards' hostility aimed at him.

Fairy Tail: Metal and Threads

Fairy Tail: Metal and Threads

Anime & Comics · SixthSense1029

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