With this strip in my palm, I summon thee Nether king Er Ha Lmao🤣🤣
Bu Fang raised the corners of his mouth. Then, he went to the restaurant's gate and opened the doors. A Spicy Strip appeared in his hand.
Eastern · Li Hongtian
Owner Bu will gain a friend 😌😌
"Cooking ingredients should have the awareness of being ingredients… Being pigheaded, it would change your meat quality… You'll leave an unpleasant taste," the man with the two vertical eyes said faintly.
Eastern · Li Hongtian
Wouldn’t the crossbow be in hand with the bolts thingy already attached? Or am I reading it wrong?
Klein machete in his left hand and crossbow bolts in his right hand as he stepped into the black hole.
Sci-fi · Sword Old Wolf
Now I will too, thank you very much😔😔
The one-eyed lizard suddenly opened its eyes.
Sci-fi · Sword Old Wolf
Ah sorry I meant it as display picture, ig I should stop saying that....
"A coin has two sides, and so does disaster. Who knows, perhaps the disaster was part of Earth's self-protective mechanism?"
Fantasy · Tuanyuan, The Little Panda
Ah, I see, it seems your joke was too sophisticated for a commoner like myself It’s a good one tho lmao🤣🤣
"Very good, gradually peter out the alchemic fire, just like that…"
Eastern · Li Hongtian
Fun fact: the naked mole rat is also known as the sand puppy I guess he wouldn’t be too far off
With that face full of meat and saliva, there appeared to be no grief in the loss of his hair. If anything, it looked as if it hated that it couldn't use more hair to exchange for more Sweet 'n' Sour Ribs.
Eastern · Li Hongtian
??
"Very good, gradually peter out the alchemic fire, just like that…"
Eastern · Li Hongtian
Yh.... don’t think I’d like it, but thanks tho☺️☺️
As he mixed those ingredients together, it seemed as though Bu Fang was cooking hodgepodge.
Eastern · Li Hongtian
His hair had already surrendered to fate 🤣🤣
Finally, after what felt like an eternity, the door opened as a man accompanied by a PA walked in. He had a fat, bulging stomach. The hair on his head had already surrendered to fate, leaving only a couple of shrub-like existences on the side. Sporting a bulbous nose, a thick pair of lips, and slanted eyes, the man wasn't much of a looker.
Sci-fi · Overlord_Venus
Y’all need yo clean your dirty minds!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣 caught me too
Nina asked Noah as she watched him forging the Instabilities.
Eastern · Eveofchaos
Robbery had become common, and getting robbed was also just as common.
Fantasy · Tuanyuan, The Little Panda
Dude..... your dp scared the shit outta me
"A coin has two sides, and so does disaster. Who knows, perhaps the disaster was part of Earth's self-protective mechanism?"
Fantasy · Tuanyuan, The Little Panda
I’m talking about the candy. Different currency from what you use ig so the prices would be different
"Owner Bu, I… I also want a bowl!" Ni Yan snapped back. Drool was about to drip out of her cherry red lips. "Um… help me scoop a bowl. The Supreme Elder will pay for me."
Eastern · Li Hongtian
Dw we can’t know them all🤣🤣🤣 Jamaica 🇯🇲
The silver head lifted and revealed the bleary-faced demon king, expression tired and muddled with sleep. His silver hair was a bit messy but still fell around his face in a way that perfectly framed his features. Those sharp gray-blue eyes now appeared confused and dazed and if Zhang Wang was a woman, he was pretty sure now would be a good time to scream 'I'm pregnant!'.
LGBT+ · valiantxvillainous
It’s an.....‘expression’ much like.....Jesus Christ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 It’s a 🇯🇲 curse word
The silver head lifted and revealed the bleary-faced demon king, expression tired and muddled with sleep. His silver hair was a bit messy but still fell around his face in a way that perfectly framed his features. Those sharp gray-blue eyes now appeared confused and dazed and if Zhang Wang was a woman, he was pretty sure now would be a good time to scream 'I'm pregnant!'.
LGBT+ · valiantxvillainous
👍
Bebe: 'Maybe cause you bent him?'
LGBT+ · LittleBlueLake
What? ThAtS tHe BeSt ThInG aBoUt It ٩(๑òωó๑)۶ atleast fo me
"Chicken feet? You can eat these?!"
LGBT+ · LittleBlueLake
Wish me luck then. But I’m only taking the good kind