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I would like to order 1 ship for Dolores Umbridge

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Dolores Umbridge

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"the trickster"

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if you save someone's life in public with your d*ck out, you will still get arrested for public indecency

"You're in trouble, Mr. West. You're going to be in detention," sighed Flitwick. "Now, if you are healed, let's go. The headmaster has called you to his office."

HP: A Magical Journey [Complete]

HP: A Magical Journey [Complete]

Book&Literature · FictionOnlyReader

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its like if you were stupid and had parallel processing you'd be stupid but faster

Unfortunately, I don't understand any of this either so I can't explain it to you too. I don't really become a science freak even if I casted [Parallel Thoughts], cause all it did was to quicken my brain processing, not making me a genius.

I'm just an 'Ordinary' Human (Marvel fanfic)

I'm just an 'Ordinary' Human (Marvel fanfic)

Others · PG87Mertens

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"Wtf? Where's my body? Who am I? What's my name, why can't I remember my name?!"

Minecraft Player reborn as a God

Minecraft Player reborn as a God

History · v29

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jojesus joestar

When I got my list, I look at who chose to draft me. One of them is a guy names Jesus. Apparently his quirk can turn water into wine or something like that.

Vector Control in MHA [COMPLETED]

Vector Control in MHA [COMPLETED]

Anime & Comics · DJDAN

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ey, proud to say ive actually fugged my gf

Daniel- "Okay, first of all, something like my virginity is really important. I mean, unlike those scrubs reading this right now, I haven't given up on marrying and having kids (A/N: I'm sorry plz forgive…). And secondly, you should be some interdimensional supreme existence who's been alive for over several millennia. You can spare something like… 3 days? Damn, my sense of time is really out of wack."

Vector Control in MHA [COMPLETED]

Vector Control in MHA [COMPLETED]

Anime & Comics · DJDAN

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yes officer, its that dancing man over there. i suspect he's on drugs

There was spring in his steps and dance in his moves. At random times, he would break into a dance and enjoy the vibe he was feeling. The same thing happened when he finished the Icy Vault.

HP: A Magical Journey [Complete]

HP: A Magical Journey [Complete]

Book&Literature · FictionOnlyReader

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tiger is most likely euthanized as well

"I have died while fighting a Tiger then when I re-opened my eyes I found myself in this beautiful Garden." Takashi answered with a serious face.

Bleach Soul Blast

Bleach Soul Blast

Anime & Comics · Shaikh_Tohaa

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imagine if it was orange instead(apples and oranges)

My parents are Haruto and Akari Mishimoto, both tech majors at Kiwi, this verse's version of Apple. I hadn't developed a Quirk yet, but that was probably due to me just turning four and soon entering Kindergarten where such things primarily occur.

My Hero Academia: The Ultimate Stand System

My Hero Academia: The Ultimate Stand System

Anime & Comics · Ilikefords4455

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[Author Note: Remy Etienne LeBeau, does that name with those eyes remind you of anyone? ^^]

Joh-El, a Kryptonian in the Marvel World.

Joh-El, a Kryptonian in the Marvel World.

Movies · NunuXD

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true

"Anyway, the reason for no systems is that approximately 99.74% of all users turn into idiots after a few years, and of the ones that don't nearly all of them turn into cheat bastards that end up providing no entertainment value."

Hell's Eternal (Dropped)

Hell's Eternal (Dropped)

Anime & Comics · FlammableFire

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