Only real men skip the eating process. A real man shoves it up their ass.
William agreed verbally, but his tongue still kept scraping the ice cream—until Mr. Ollivander urged him again.
Hogwarts: I'm More Than a Dark Lord
Anime & Comics · Dish List
Why is everyone terrified of beards lol. I started getting facial hair at 15, nothing wrong with a dude looking 20 years old and having a beard 💀
"What is it, how to grow a beard like yours?"
I Am Zeus
Fantasy · Chaosgod24
Clearly, he never met me. Any meat that comes near me and my mouth is OPEN.
Then nodded approvingly. "Huh. First time I've seen a man open his mouth that wide on instinct."
Marvel: The Only Player
Movies · ElvenKing20
lol, turned into a Jojo’s episode
"Very clever."
Marvel: You Call This A Sorcerer?
Anime & Comics · EdgeOfSky
Clearly, something intense had just occurred between the two Steves.
Marvel: You Call This A Sorcerer?
Anime & Comics · EdgeOfSky
"I've dealt with… myself."
Marvel: You Call This A Sorcerer?
Anime & Comics · EdgeOfSky
"Jarvis, battle mode…"
Marvel: You Call This A Sorcerer?
Anime & Comics · EdgeOfSky
"When you feel weak, tired, or just… not in your best shape—pop that one. Instant boost of energy. Guaranteed results."
Marvel: The Only Player
Movies · ElvenKing20
"Blue Pill" — …Also makes you grow bigger.
Marvel: The Only Player
Movies · ElvenKing20
Superman actually mastered boxing.
After losing his powers, Superman nearly got killed by Batman, which shows how weak his fighting skills are.
DC Universe: You're Fishing, And You Got the Superman Template?
Movies · SuperTL