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Amanda leaned out further, and naturally at this point, I walked over and kissed her goodbye. I could feel her smirk as our lips touched, before the tenderness and bliss sent it all in a giddy buzz of exhilaration. 

My Servant Is An Elf Knight From Another World

Fantasy · Brendanjoke

"It's imbued with my essence, my nature, a tiny little piece of me. I'm sure you know what I'm getting at," she said, biting a fry in half. "It did what it was supposed to do." 

My Servant Is An Elf Knight From Another World

Fantasy · Brendanjoke

"Now that's what I'm talking about! See now that's the Big Man I know and love! There he is! Goddamn, you fuckin' Ryan Gosling you—get over here! Freakin' Lord of the Rizz! Fellowship of the… whatever! My boy did it!"

My Servant Is An Elf Knight From Another World

Fantasy · Brendanjoke

"You may call me Chester if the lady should so wish," I bowed my head, returning her smile. "And I'm ever so pleased to make your acquaintance." 

My Servant Is An Elf Knight From Another World

Fantasy · Brendanjoke

That's when Hayley chimed in, sprinkling cheery optimism into the conversation. "No choice, 27th time's the charm. Listen, the problem is that Terestra's too terrifying. Solution? Stop being afraid of her! Like, c'mon! Amanda—you beat her in New Game+ using just a wooden ladle! In a speedrun no less! What do you have to be afraid of?" 

My Servant Is An Elf Knight From Another World

Fantasy · Brendanjoke

She could go to any nearby vending machine at any point and push for Pepsi over Coke, and my brain would probably interpret that several thousand different ways ranging from bad taste to a blatant sign of the end times. Both possibilities would be equally as likely in my head. 

My Servant Is An Elf Knight From Another World

Fantasy · Brendanjoke

But what exactly could anyone do about that? Are we really gonna someone for doing their job to perfection? The rest of us just had to get on her level somehow—adapt—acclimatize to the Devil in black. 

My Servant Is An Elf Knight From Another World

Fantasy · Brendanjoke

"Leonardo, your line! Say it! You're acting! Act!" The Director blared out from the sidelines. His annoyance magnified tenfold with the megaphone smushed against his lips. "Of all times to mess up, of all the people, seriously, you? What's gotten into you?

My Servant Is An Elf Knight From Another World

Fantasy · Brendanjoke

"Better you see for yourself," Amanda said a little louder, speaking over the sound of scurrying shoes and the reverbs of a megaphone in the background. Sounds like things were ramping up again on set. "I'd hurry back if I were you." 

My Servant Is An Elf Knight From Another World

Fantasy · Brendanjoke

"You really do have her eyes, you know?" she remarked, smiling a little wider. "You're so damn lucky I love you." 

My Servant Is An Elf Knight From Another World

Fantasy · Brendanjoke

"If possible?" Mom raised her brows next; shaping them in that dubious, devious arch. "You don't sound too hopeful." 

My Servant Is An Elf Knight From Another World

Fantasy · Brendanjoke

"Thank you for your help," she said, whispering in a breath so faint I might as well have been imagining it. But no, even this was beyond my imagination. "Refrain from mentioning me to your mother, won't you?" 

My Servant Is An Elf Knight From Another World

Fantasy · Brendanjoke

Who shifted the paradigm?

My Servant Is An Elf Knight From Another World

Fantasy · Brendanjoke