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Imagine Beifeng's children acting like Beifeng. Actually don't it's too horrible. View More
Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich · C675
1 month ago

LastMoon: To make them come to the negotiating table, Roland could threaten to make Beifeng an undead and let him loose in the Death Plane. I bet even as an undead he can still make babies.

Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich · C671
1 month ago

NDJV: Not a threat, just a friendly reminder :D

Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich · C668
2 months ago

Acalycal: The only reason he even has work to run away from is because Reyne doesn't do any.

Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich · C661
2 months ago

Migole: Roland: “Damn it, this airship ride is turning into the boat ride from Berserk! Just how many chapters will the author milk out of this journey?!”

Harloys:” ...what?”

Roland:”cough cough, just breaking the 4th wall a bit, thought maybe I could escape through it.”

Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich · C661
2 months ago

Acalycal: Wonder if Roland is feeling melancholic. Diffindor, Mist and the Northlands are thriving and constantly becoming better. But that also means that they will become completely different to what they were like in his time.

Of course these are objective improvements and he'll be happy for his people. But his actual homeland changing so much that he can't even recognise it would probably remind him that he is just a relic of a previous age.

Ancient Mist traditions will be lost because of the drastic change in the population and their living situation. Places that he knew in his youth will become building sites for completely new stuff.

His undead army that he brought along will probably feel the same. Everything they fought for, everything they died for, it's still here but at the same time it's gone, lost to history. Only existing within their memory.

I wouldn't know if this would be a worse fate than that of Harloys. Obviously hers sounds worse because there's nothing left of the Gold Elves and their empire. But that also means that after getting her revenge she'll be free to decide her own fate and start life anew. (Fairly certain Roland could sever their master pet connection if she wanted that. ) These lads still walk the same streets that are now different. They are where they have always lived. In the one place they have ever called home. Yet they have no true place in it. Other Mist citizens get born, grow up, live their lives, get married, have children and finally pass on. Not the undead. They merely exist here. They can do whatever they want, but be it now or a hundred years in the future, they will be doing the exact same things. Never growing, never changing, never truly fitting in. One day helping a child get their cat out of a tree, another day attending the funeral of the one who was once that same child, now having passed from old age. That's the fate of those who walk the earth beyond their time.

If only for this reason, I would not want to become undead or in any other way exist long after I should.

Hmm it seems these musings of mine changed subject halfway through. Oh well.

Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich · C660
2 months ago

NATavailablE: You forgot the most important one she's rolands fantasy haha

Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich · C659
2 months ago

Biro: couldnt roland just use his loli ice dragon armor to protect himself from his calamity sword?

Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich · C658
2 months ago

Acalycal: I'm quite annoyed at how these concubines of Reyne constantly keep glaring at Roland. Who do these dumb wenches even think they are?
With the power and influence he has in comparison to them, it's like Snooki from the Jersey Shore flipping the bird to Zeus himself.
It's fine for Roland's close personal friends to screw around with him but these worthless tagalongs should really know their place.

Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich · C653
3 months ago

Acalycal: I like that they force him to participate in these discussions against his will and then instantly disagree with everything he says. That's politics allright.

Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich · C652
3 months ago

NoAvalibleNames: You rate beifeng by beifengs, nothing else

Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich · C651
3 months ago

kefka232: That chapter was basically the author, using his in-world logic, to say ''Guys, the way I configured power levels 600+ chapters ago doesn't work anymore so we wipe the slate clean and begin fresh, sorry.''. Even with that, I still had a lot of fun reading this chapter so you can tell Angry Squirrel (never thought I'd ever write these two words together while sober) knows his stuff and is ''überawesome'' (I patented it, no copywright infringement).

Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich · C651
3 months ago

That_Random_Guy: I thank you for my current headache, are you intentionally typing that terrible spelling?

Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich · C649
3 months ago

Migole: Wait, so let me get this straight.

Roland’s twin brother has a succubus lover who used to be the father of Harloys. Who used to be Roland’s teacher/banshee before Roland turned her into an eldritch slime monster/sin specializing In stripping the clothes off people, who’s true form is an elven Loli.

Ok, Beifeng level 10 totally justified

Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich · C648
3 months ago

Migole: “As if 500 ducks were having a party in my head and speaking different duck languages.”

Sometimes you forget that Roland is a bit bonkers, then you have lines like this to remind you of the books title.

Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich · C647
3 months ago

zebra10: Meanwhile in other dimension Beifing is having a time of his life

Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich · C646
3 months ago

Migole: Ouch, Anslo couldn’t even detonate (or Sonya for that matter)? Garbage teammates indeed.

Of course the elves haven’t seen the true horror yet, when a certain Dracon sees this land filled with “wondrous new creatures”

Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich · C645
3 months ago

Acalycal: What was the entire point behind Wumianzhe's apotheosis back then again? "Sinners will be judged."
No matter how long it takes, you commit a crime, you pay the price.

Ten thousand years ago, Anslo betrayed the Gold Elves, his king and country. For his own personal benefits he overthrew and killed the rightful rulers. Thus bringing the glorious Elven Empire to ruin.

Three hundred years ago, Anslo was involved with and might have even instigated the Elves' betrayal of the Mist Kingdom.

Less than a decade ago, Anslo betrayed the Order faction in another scheme. One that was intended to ensure his own survival.

Now, Gold Elf royalty is back. Mist Kingdom royalty is back. Having done what even the Creator Goddess Eich herself could not. Rise from the dead. One even having achieved divinity by becoming the Order Faction's God of Law. They are back to cast judgment upon Anslo.

They bring with them a scheme beyond anything Anslo has ever done. Forcing him to do what he does best, betray others. Forcing him to betray the Chaos Faction. Forcing him to betray half of the world after he has already done so for the other half.

And thus, those who died because of his betrayal now stand before him. And by them Anslo the Traitor is sentenced to death by betrayal.

If that's not poetry, I don't know what is.

Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich · C641
3 months ago

gowen3: We all forgot that Roland was a Shota!!! Then doesn't that mean that he's completely legal in liking little girls?

Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich · C592
5 months ago

Acalycal: All jokes aside, that extreme north does sound like an astonishingly impressive place. Usually I gloss over all descriptions of beautiful locations in novels but this complete emptiness with nothing but a small sign on the edge really resonated with me for some reason.

Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich · C584
5 months ago

NDJV: Footshooting author confirmed

Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich · C577
6 months ago

Acalycal: Someone on Qidian actually got away with badmouthing China. Biggest twist of all.

Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich · C577
6 months ago

Acalycal: Secretly that cook is the main character of an even more ridiculous story.

Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich · C572
6 months ago

Fuasbith: Roland has finally realized that the gacha was the true scam all along.

Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich · C561
7 months ago

EveryNameIsTaken: I can see the girls sneak into that room at every night and "practise" with spirit Rolands.

Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich · C555
7 months ago

qwe666: Yes, Roland is the main boss... I mean the hero. Damn autocorrect.

Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich · C551
7 months ago

l611: wait, why are chapters open now?

Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich · C546
7 months ago

Lvl1Bard: Wasn't Roland complaining about being a 300y+ old virgin this whole time? Now he is worrying about being gangraped by a cat, mother Nature, his granddaughter, his daughter /former maid and a whole bunch of female police officers at the same time.... Kid got far. Perhaps he'd turn himself into a Lich again

Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich · C545
7 months ago

Lvl1Bard: Conversation is doing her "Let it go" routine in hell... And Roland is jealous? Because he is supposed to be the Disney princess?

Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich · C543
7 months ago

Acalycal: So Roland is limited to about 0..0003% of his power and they still have to basically wait for his batteries to run out.

Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich · C532
8 months ago
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