Badges 6
Moments 473
[I let you go, but I didn't turn it off. THINK YOU CAN HIT ME?! NOT IN A MILLION YEARS! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!]
Chrysalis
Fantasy · RinoZ
[I hear your Satrap is as fat as a sea cow! Fatter! Ya mongrel!]
Chrysalis
Fantasy · RinoZ
[A training drill gone wrong! Of all the absurd claims to make! How dare they treat the Conglomerate this way? I'll set an embargo on them, I'll establish tariffs. They won't be able to import a wheel of cheese when I'm done with them!]
Chrysalis
Fantasy · RinoZ
[Yeah, so you start up a second team. One group can work on smoothing out the gates, and the other can work on something new. Mana cannons. Or enchanted rocks that walk around and smash things. Or creating islands that fly. Or short distance teleportation devices. Oh! Do you think you could create something that makes scouts invisible? That would be cool and save a ton of evolutionary energy. Self-repairing nest walls? Ooooo, could you siphon power from those other dimensions? And you're like a Dungeon Seer, right? You should train up a team of those and see what you can learn about the Dungeon. There's tons of things the Colony doesn't know about, which we really need to know about.]
Chrysalis
Fantasy · RinoZ
"Oh, there's something weird here," he said. "What's a… 'Templar of the Great One Initiate'? I don't think I've heard of that one."
Chrysalis
Fantasy · RinoZ
Ladies and Gentlemen we have a winner of Darwin award!
"Even if it were the Celestial himself charging my hill head-on, with the measures I've prepared, I'm certain I can escape alive and unscathed. If it's my skin they're after, let them come!"
The Oracle Paths
Sci-fi · Arkinslize
CHARGE!!!
"GOBBLE! MY BRAVE TURKEYS, CHARGE FORTH! LORD PHENIX IS IN THE HOUSE!"
The Oracle Paths
Sci-fi · Arkinslize
Only now did the kraken begin to realize that it might have provoked an entity that should never have been disturbed.
The Oracle Paths
Sci-fi · Arkinslize
[Isn't that what you've been doing with your right hand since puberty?] Xi accused fiercely. [I don't see how it's different.]
The Oracle Paths
Sci-fi · Arkinslize
Just by summarizing in his head what he had just learned about these three factions, Jake had already decided who he had to eliminate first. The outline of a plan was slowly taking shape in his mind...
The Oracle Paths
Sci-fi · Arkinslize
Jake is to chonky, even oracle can't estimate his weight!
[Weight: --]
The Oracle Paths
Sci-fi · Arkinslize
Alas for them... it only took a single monkey wrench to screw up a meticulously crafted plan. And that 'monkey wrench' was none other than Jake.
The Oracle Paths
Sci-fi · Arkinslize
"Crunch, I've got a good feeling about this one." An obese, orange turkey-phoenix squawked loudly into the ear of an even fatter black fluffy cat.
The Oracle Paths
Sci-fi · Arkinslize
A minute ticked by without either man coming to a decision, until...
The Oracle Paths
Sci-fi · Arkinslize
And so much for hiding your strength.
Somehow, his crucial contribution to the retaking of Havocspire had been recorded.
The Oracle Paths
Sci-fi · Arkinslize
Hephais, Crunch, and Lord Phenix found themselves brutally slammed against the back wall by the sudden acceleration, with only Jake—charged with piloting—remaining firmly rooted in his stance. The plump cat served as a cushion for the other two, the assassin using its belly as a trampoline to land upright, hands in pockets.
The Oracle Paths
Sci-fi · Arkinslize