"Attention! 4th wall break imminent! Please move to your designated narrative shelters immediately. I repeat... ."
This opening was enough for online literature.
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I fear you're right. Though those thugs would have to know what Kiyoko looks like if they intended to grab her outside of her school so this kind of mistaken identity makes no sense.
"There's only him and his sister in his house. There won't be anyone around during the day. If he's sick and bedridden at home, he might not be able to get up and answer the call." Daimon sighed. "How about this? I'll exempt you from training in the afternoon. Go to his house and check on him in case something bad has happened.
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Clearly concussions are not a thing in this novel's universe.
Shima nodded profusely.
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... when he wasn't feeling up his fourteen yearold sibling that was.
Usually, he would feel happy by just watching her from the side.
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Yes.
'Little sister, is it really okay for you to ignore the yakuza's blatant threat?'
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Roof? I thought it was hanging from the door (frame). *looks up first mention in previous chapter* Yup it said 'door'.
As she spoke, Chiyoko untied the chicken from the roof.
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More free food?
"Those are different matters. If we don't sell the dojo, I can't imagine what else will be hung in front of our door in the future."
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The pedo is strong in this one.
Chiyoko was almost 15 now and was at the start of her puberty. At this moment, Kazuma could clearly feel the touch of youth.
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Dinner!
Outside the door, a dead rooster was hung by a rope from the roof tiles. The chicken's stomach had been slit open, causing its internal organs to dangle outside. At that time, blood was still trickling down.
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Dori?
'It seems like as long as I learn the corresponding styles, I will be able to use the techniques of those styles. I wonder if I can learn the Yagyu Shinkage Style and master the legendary Muto Dori.'
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Average? I thought he was competing successfully at the national level.
From the looks of it, the swordsmanship of the original owner of this body, Kiryuu Kazuma, was just average. It could not even be compared to the current Kazuma's amateurish achievements in the Shinto Style.
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Faultless logic.
Hasegawa replied, "I don't know either. It's just that if I don't meditate properly, my master will be very angry, and I'll have to practice twice as many swings. So if you don't meditate properly, I'll get angry too."
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And here everybody always rags on the Japanese for being a bunch of irredeemable pervs. You gotta give that Sis-con sh#t a rest, dude. She's fourteen and literally your closest blood relation.
It couldn't be helped. After all, Chiyoko was a cute little sister.
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As my late grandma would often say: "There is no such thing as hard bread. Having no bread is hard. Food is life. Those who disrespect food disrespect life."
Chiyoko was just like the middle-aged canteen stewardess from Nintama Rantar艒. She was particularly repulsed by the act of wasting food. Kazuma had to finish all the food placed in front of him or risk getting nagged at by Chiyoko all night.
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Firearms are very hard to come by in Japan, and as a consequence crimes involving one would draw disproportionate attention from both the public and law enforcement as result. Not a smart idea.
"No! Let them come! Japan is the safest country in the world!" Chiyoko was stubborn.
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Just had to ruin it all with that last bit, didn't you.
Chiyoko was an obedient and sensible girl when they were not arguing about the dojo. She took on almost all the housework and was very considerate toward her brother. She was a very good sister, and a good-looking one.
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Actually he _is_ blood related to her since the only blood he has is from the body he is currently squatting in.
In the online novels he had read before he transmigrated, there were plenty of male protagonists who were determined to become stronger and pursue great success. If he were one of those male protagonists, he would probably ignore Chiyoko's suicide threat and sell the dojo anyway. In any case, this girl was not blood-related to him and they'd only met less than two weeks ago.
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Kazuma: "With 70 million I will be able to afford a lovely funeral."
Kazuma wanted to argue further, but Chiyoko interrupted, "In any case, if you sell the dojo, I will jump down from the Tokyo Tower!"
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A 'well known reason' of unknown origin, eh? 馃槒
Unexpectedly, however, at the beginning of 2020, the world economy suffered a heavy blow due to a well-known reason. Kazuma's company lost all of their trade orders in an instant, and they soon declared bankruptcy to seek legal protection.
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As one naturally would. 馃槀
Kota had gotten into trouble at a bar six months ago, and it was the Hoskins who helped him settle it. So he joined the organization.
I Can See The World's Desires
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