Personal Assistant you dolt!
"Well, kid, I think it's time you got a PA," Chris said half-jokingly.
TV · Illusiveone
That did remind of plane segment of Louis C.K show
"I need to talk to you about something first. The Director, along with the teachers and the parents of the students you hurt yesterday, decided your punishment. They decided that you will be suspended for a period of 5 months with at-home class supervision, and I was assigned to supervise you." Big George tells me, "I don't know what they think—5 months is a long time for you to be out of school. Although personally, I think you wouldn't miss much studying outside of school or at home," he says quickly and adds, "you are one of the few people I know who are extremely intelligent and don't make me want to strangle them every moment," he says, glancing sideways at Sheldon, who was eating cereal.
Movies · BlackNilton
I agree always somebody's first love and loyal companion till d end
I rise, preparing for a new day. As I head towards the Cooper's house, something catches my attention—the motorcycle belonging to George, covered with a cloth beside the garage. I approach it, uncovering it, and come face to face with a 1980 Harley-Davidson Fat Boy, which George boasted about to me how amazing he was in his adolescence with this bike. I confess, Harley-Davidson knows how to make motorcycles—the chromed details of the engine and exhaust, the all-black paint with the silver Harley-Davidson emblem on the tank, a chromed 1600cc engine, truly beautiful.
Movies · BlackNilton
He's 5 old and ....... unemployed?
Activating Assassin's Creed System Assassin's Creed System Name: Connor Kenway Age: 2 years Occupation: Unemployed Health: 100/100 Strength: 0.5 (Adult men: 5) Agility: 0.3 (Adult men: 4) Intelligence: 160 (IQ) Resilience: 3.5 (Adult men: 10)
Movies · BlackNilton
and to voldemort : "RUN!!!!"
"Did you think you were the first man to threaten me? Because there have been so many… Albus Dumbledore, the Smiling Killer, the Heir of Slytherin... You've never heard of my involvement because I don't want people to know… So, to answer your question, I'm Harry Potter and I highly suggest that you get the fuck out of my way."
Book&Literature · athass_prkr
Darkness by Eminem if going for dark gritty theme
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Movies · AmSincere
Ancestor.....duh
"Funny enough... I actually knew a Sirius Black! He was a third year Slytherin when I was previously in school!"
Video Games · Sudoku
Immortal Kombat!!!!
And so, the week passed, and it was time for the duel!
Anime & Comics · Dragon15681
Just googled it not a pretty sight feeling sorry 4 d patients and their loved ones
Apparently, I was born with my heart outside of my chest. Obviously, that's not the case anymore, but my heart had zero protection immediately after birth: no pericardium, no sternum, and no skin.
Anime & Comics · Anubis_Creationz
yep
"Envision a horror film that delves into the primal fear of the unknown. A tight-knit group of friends embarks on a journey into a forest, a place shrouded in mystery. As they plunge deeper into the wilderness, the boundaries between reality and folklore begin to blur, their harrowing experience captured raw and unfiltered is through the lens of their handheld cameras."
TV · Illusiveone
wow Mt Tai's bu***ole is darker than abyss hope it doesn't stare back at you
"[They're going to feed me cats, for the love of all heavens, I don't want to leave Detroit...]"
Movies · SrCuervo
Don't post your insecurities mate
The next class was Potions Crafting, which took place in an elaborate lab. As the students filed in, the teacher instructed everyone to partner up for the day's assignment. Enid immediately turned to Ezra with a bright smile. "Want to be partners?" she asked eagerly.
TV · a_BMO
its not boxing its a street brawl
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Movies · RaedaX_1
To all haters and trolls dont dump mind's garbage on creator's platform.
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Movies · I_am_potato_lord
https://residentevil.fandom.com/wiki/Ferromagnetic_Infantry-use_Next_Generation_Railgun fount re version https://***.facebook.com/residentevilvendetta/photos/concepting-for-survival-mode-watch-resident-evil-vendetta-today-on-digital-and-o/324770014642030/
ch 74 The Cold Ashen Morning
Movies · NightHowl
omg my brain got fried just by imagining d image
Too much cleavage and not enough teeth.
The Immortal (twilight fanfiction)
Movies · Beans_on_a_tree